We're Not Hopless Romantics.. We're Hopeless at BEING Romantic!

so i was talking to a friend today.. bain esowalef.. i told him that i hated the whole lovey dovey gooey stuff..all he said was "ee .. le'ana ur an engineer".. and it got me thinking.. HE IS SO RIGHT!
(FYI.. he is too.. and im not an engineer yet.. im an engineer-to-be) ..

we are programmed to think practically.. to be realistic about things.. to look at whatever we are dealing with from every angle.. and of there is a problem.. we come up with different approaches to fix it.. we like things done quickly.. without any laff o dawaran.. fast and effective.. no drama no bullshit.. just straight to the point..

we are problem solvers.. not romantics.. we deal with numbers, not words.. by the time we graduate we are emotionally crippled!!

i hate the IDEA of holding hands.. or kissing under the moonlight.. or looking deeply into someone's eyes... lama ashoof hal ashya2 in movies.. all i think is YUCK! .. seriously .. GROSS! .. its so tacky..

i think i was a man in my past life.. *sigh*


i'm blaming it on engineering for this and not my intimacy issues ;p .. so that's that!

o salamatkum!

Carrie Brad-shit!

an9edem lama enas egoloon ena Carrie Bradshaw.. aka Sara Jessica Parker is pretty! .. ANDEHESH! eyeeni 7arej! et7ooshni 7alat thohool.. abaihhhh she's so ugly .. chenha 79AN.. no wait.. scratch that out.. even a horse would look prettier.. i dont blame Mr. Big for freaking out at their wedding.. the poor guy realized he has to wake up to THAT every single morning *shivers*

o lama ashoof all the magazines.. ena shloon MENTHAHLEEN eb her, and i quote, "sense of style".. an9edem ezyada.. MEN 9IJ-HUM?!!? apart from the occasional nice dress.. SHE'S A FASHION DISASTER! .. okay sij ena if u take each article of clothing broo7.. its nice.. bas when she puts it all together.. YUCK! .. her stylish should definitley be SHOT! ..

oo e7erooni ele golon 3anha 7elwa.. i literally SCREAM! ma shafat el 7alla wala shamat reeee7ta! ..
okay sij ena SA3AT.. talbes ashya3 7elwa.. SOMETIMES.. bas yarabi hailegeya..

here are some of her outfits that i DESPISED!






i wont even put up the rest .. they're too hideous to look at..

the question is.. Does anyone see her the way i do??

Girls.. encha3maw dont even tell me that she can "pull it off"
Guys.. id REALLY like to know ur view on this


and regarding my last post.. apparently ana mash-hoora o mo wayed anonymous ;p

i got a Bbm from a good friend.. and i love you too S ;*
i got 2 facebook msgs..
An sms..
A friend walked up to me at a ghabga and told me ena she knew it was me right from the get go..

the rest were wussies and didnt have the balls to tell me ;p .. COWARDS!

o salamatkum ;*

Not So Anonymous

so today i went to a gathering/dewaniya kind of thing .. kan wanassa.. sowalef.. the7ek.. i met alot of nice girls.. ya 7eloo banatna wallah..EHABLOON.. wallah ele yakheth mo q8iya.. MA3NDA SALLLFA..

bain el the7ek welsowalef wil pigging out.. a mutual friend came up to me and said she wanted to tell me something.. ana baini o bainkum ekhtara3t.. laish ma 2adre? shakait eb 3omre 9ara7a.. te9arwa3t.. gelt haww sh7afana shemsawyaaaa? u just met the girl a few days ago..

bas ashwa.. FALSE ALARM.. she just wanted to tell me ena she knows im Sh7afana..*sigh*.. at first i was shocked.. i know ene shwaya skhala and i tend to ASHKARA abayen ena its me eb kalemati o my expressions.. le'ana all my close friends ele garaw my blog knew who i was in an instant..

bas how could she have known? she's met me a few days ago.. when i asked her if someone told her.. galatli LA2.. ena she figured it out wena nafs esloobi o kalami.. ba3dain she asked if i was bothered that she knows?

the weird thing is.. im not bothered.. AT ALL.. jad jad.. mo hamni kelesh .. ya3ni should i be? should i be freaking out that people know who i am? is it going to affect what i post? not at all my friends..

kelesh mo hamni what people think or MIGHT think of me.. i really TRULY dont care when people figure out who i am.. and im thinking SHOULD I CARE? i dont think i was ever anonymous to start with..

and if u know who i am.. msg me on either twitter or facebook.. or email me or drop a comment .. bas abe a3rf how many ppl out there know who i am

And it was a pleasure meeting u F ;*

I want one just like her!

• My three year old niece walks into my room em3asba holding her broken bratz doll o etgooli "WHO DOED THIS??!!" .. Translation: "Who did this?" .. LOL matshaweg?

• in the spirit of ramadhan.. ga3deen en7afeth-ha el qur2an.. so far 7aftha el 7amd..
  so ga3da etsame3ha to me and my dad.. wala kelman eye yeg3ad .. estanesat 3al wath3 shafat 3ndaha jomhoor.. and right in the middle of the aya.. she strats singing "WARKAB EL 7AN6OOOOOOOOOOOR TARARARARA WAT7AN6AR!" .. estghfrlah bas it was the funniest thing .. gheshait men ethe7ek..
  

• She's 3 and she already has a boyfriend.. o she carried a picture of him that she carries around with her all the time.. o ay a7ad eroo7laha etgoola "SEE MY BOYFRIEND SEEE SEEE SEEE!!"
  

• ana khobre children hate it when people get them clothes as a gift.. i have NEVER seen a 3 year old unbelievably happy and excited when u get her clothes!..
  

• She's always infront of the mirror checking out her hair.. her nailpolish has to match what she's wearing.. and she's obssessed with shoes.. SERIOUSLY! .. when i see a little grl kicking and screaming in a mall.. she probably wants an ice-cream cone.. or a toy.. but OH NO.. mo bnayatna.. she's screaming and crying tabi the red shiny shoes..

• Habat-ha el yedeeda is ina she sings EVERYTHING she does.. ta2theer highschool musical.. when she's brushing her hair.. etghani "im brushing my haiiir brushing my haiiiir brushing my haiir.. tarararara" .. when she's eating.. she'll sing "im eating my foood eating my foood tarararara".. and it goes on!..

• Badleyat-ha mo sij .. she just cracks me up
  

I want one just like her.. she's the most adorable little girl u'll ever get to know and see!

Ya Wailhum Men Allah !!

6ab3an all you have heard about the tragedy ele 9arat bel jahra.. sij sij sij allah ekoon eb 3ounhum.. oo alah yer7amhum yarab we9aber ahalhum.. oo enshalah yarab allah yishafi marthahum..


seeing it on the news broke my heart.. sij el 7elw ma yekmalsh.. nas ray7a el 3ers tefra7.. o akhrat-ha 44 dead and 80 casualties.. la 7awl wala qowata ela belah..

but do u know what sickens me? el 7adeth ma sarla basand ppl are already making jokes about it !! and what sickens me even MORE ena ppl are actually laughing! SHETHA7EK YA NAS !!! would it be funny law kan a7ad men ahalhum?! would it be funny law it were one of their sisters or cousins o mother ?! laaa wele e7er they broadcast it on bbm o chenna el 3eed.. how INSENSITIVE! YA WAILHUM MEN ALLAH! ..

it upset me alot.. so many families lost either a friend or a sister or a mother or a cousin.. so many families lost so much.. oo ashkal ele maykhafoon rabhum ga3deen they make jokes out of the whole situation? how could they? SHLON?! how can they be so insensitive..


magool ela khaffaw rabkum.. sij im shocked. ya3ni madre shagool akthar men chethe.

اللهم انا نسألك باسمك الأعظم الذي إذا دعيت به أجبت و إذا سألت به اعطيت وإذا استنصرت به نصرة بأن ترحم أموات حريق الجهراء وتشافي مرضاهم و تكفر ذنوبهم آمين يا رب العالمين

Time Heals All 6ragat.

A year ago, i went through the worst time of my life.I lost two of my best friends and i almost lost a 3rd.. and i had a few bad things happen on the side including family crap. 6rag wara ethani. makent metrag3a at all. the only good thing that came from it was that 9ert 3a9la ;p

but there was one person that stood by me and helped me through it all. She gave me just what i needed, even though zafatni at me a few times and told me to pull it together ;p .. If it wasnt for her then i dont know how i could have gone through it.

It all happened at once and it came to a point where it was too much to handle. I never thanked her for it le'ana mo modailna.. she's like Christina .. and im more like Izzy

we've been friends since we were 11.. she's never judged me for anything i've ever said or done.. she's always been the shoulder i can lean on.. o adre ena ban6ag 3ala hal kalam le'ana she hates it when ppl are emotional or get gooey on her. bas 7abait ena i make it clear to her that i appreciate all that she's done for me. and i want to thank her for it. o i just hope that one day i can be half the friend she was to me.

THANK YOU UM MIT3IB!

Off the Market!

Due to Um Mit3ib's not-so-subtle comment.. i feel obliged to tell u the news ive refrained from telling you guys which is the sole reason why ive disappeared for a while o gha6aiit fatra. well..

im engaged.

forget all the bullshit stories and the comments ppl tell u abt the "worst" thing abt being engaged. its AWESOME!

and it keeps on getting better and better! wallah sij!

sheno sho3oori? el wath3 bethab6 chena boyfriend 7alal :P

bas one tiny teeensy little thing pissed me off after we announced it.. SOME PEOPLES REACTIONS!

• people ive never even had a decent conversation with suddenly became my best friends.
• people that ACTUALLY ARE my friends started avoiding me or talking to me altogether.
• when people i was never close to yez3loon o y7mgoon laish i havent told them sooner
• my friends have a god given right to ask about all the deets about him.. and to demand to see a picture of him if they haven't met him already. what i dont get is why ppl i BARELY know keep on asking me if i have a picture of him.
• AND HERES THE BIG ONE: kentay etkalmeeena wala khe6bat ahal? BALAGHAT SHAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! legafffa! wai3 wai3!

o basss ;p

wal7een this is a question for the girls..

7ag el debla.. akheth the old fashioned debla? eele etseer wide oo 3ala diamonds o ashya2.. ORRRR ele et9eer two rings together... wa7da a band kelha diamonds o the other ring etseer solitaira..
so what do u think?