We're Not Hopless Romantics.. We're Hopeless at BEING Romantic!

so i was talking to a friend today.. bain esowalef.. i told him that i hated the whole lovey dovey gooey stuff..all he said was "ee .. le'ana ur an engineer".. and it got me thinking.. HE IS SO RIGHT!
(FYI.. he is too.. and im not an engineer yet.. im an engineer-to-be) ..

we are programmed to think practically.. to be realistic about things.. to look at whatever we are dealing with from every angle.. and of there is a problem.. we come up with different approaches to fix it.. we like things done quickly.. without any laff o dawaran.. fast and effective.. no drama no bullshit.. just straight to the point..

we are problem solvers.. not romantics.. we deal with numbers, not words.. by the time we graduate we are emotionally crippled!!

i hate the IDEA of holding hands.. or kissing under the moonlight.. or looking deeply into someone's eyes... lama ashoof hal ashya2 in movies.. all i think is YUCK! .. seriously .. GROSS! .. its so tacky..

i think i was a man in my past life.. *sigh*


i'm blaming it on engineering for this and not my intimacy issues ;p .. so that's that!

o salamatkum!

Carrie Brad-shit!

an9edem lama enas egoloon ena Carrie Bradshaw.. aka Sara Jessica Parker is pretty! .. ANDEHESH! eyeeni 7arej! et7ooshni 7alat thohool.. abaihhhh she's so ugly .. chenha 79AN.. no wait.. scratch that out.. even a horse would look prettier.. i dont blame Mr. Big for freaking out at their wedding.. the poor guy realized he has to wake up to THAT every single morning *shivers*

o lama ashoof all the magazines.. ena shloon MENTHAHLEEN eb her, and i quote, "sense of style".. an9edem ezyada.. MEN 9IJ-HUM?!!? apart from the occasional nice dress.. SHE'S A FASHION DISASTER! .. okay sij ena if u take each article of clothing broo7.. its nice.. bas when she puts it all together.. YUCK! .. her stylish should definitley be SHOT! ..

oo e7erooni ele golon 3anha 7elwa.. i literally SCREAM! ma shafat el 7alla wala shamat reeee7ta! ..
okay sij ena SA3AT.. talbes ashya3 7elwa.. SOMETIMES.. bas yarabi hailegeya..

here are some of her outfits that i DESPISED!






i wont even put up the rest .. they're too hideous to look at..

the question is.. Does anyone see her the way i do??

Girls.. encha3maw dont even tell me that she can "pull it off"
Guys.. id REALLY like to know ur view on this


and regarding my last post.. apparently ana mash-hoora o mo wayed anonymous ;p

i got a Bbm from a good friend.. and i love you too S ;*
i got 2 facebook msgs..
An sms..
A friend walked up to me at a ghabga and told me ena she knew it was me right from the get go..

the rest were wussies and didnt have the balls to tell me ;p .. COWARDS!

o salamatkum ;*

Not So Anonymous

so today i went to a gathering/dewaniya kind of thing .. kan wanassa.. sowalef.. the7ek.. i met alot of nice girls.. ya 7eloo banatna wallah..EHABLOON.. wallah ele yakheth mo q8iya.. MA3NDA SALLLFA..

bain el the7ek welsowalef wil pigging out.. a mutual friend came up to me and said she wanted to tell me something.. ana baini o bainkum ekhtara3t.. laish ma 2adre? shakait eb 3omre 9ara7a.. te9arwa3t.. gelt haww sh7afana shemsawyaaaa? u just met the girl a few days ago..

bas ashwa.. FALSE ALARM.. she just wanted to tell me ena she knows im Sh7afana..*sigh*.. at first i was shocked.. i know ene shwaya skhala and i tend to ASHKARA abayen ena its me eb kalemati o my expressions.. le'ana all my close friends ele garaw my blog knew who i was in an instant..

bas how could she have known? she's met me a few days ago.. when i asked her if someone told her.. galatli LA2.. ena she figured it out wena nafs esloobi o kalami.. ba3dain she asked if i was bothered that she knows?

the weird thing is.. im not bothered.. AT ALL.. jad jad.. mo hamni kelesh .. ya3ni should i be? should i be freaking out that people know who i am? is it going to affect what i post? not at all my friends..

kelesh mo hamni what people think or MIGHT think of me.. i really TRULY dont care when people figure out who i am.. and im thinking SHOULD I CARE? i dont think i was ever anonymous to start with..

and if u know who i am.. msg me on either twitter or facebook.. or email me or drop a comment .. bas abe a3rf how many ppl out there know who i am

And it was a pleasure meeting u F ;*

I want one just like her!

• My three year old niece walks into my room em3asba holding her broken bratz doll o etgooli "WHO DOED THIS??!!" .. Translation: "Who did this?" .. LOL matshaweg?

• in the spirit of ramadhan.. ga3deen en7afeth-ha el qur2an.. so far 7aftha el 7amd..
  so ga3da etsame3ha to me and my dad.. wala kelman eye yeg3ad .. estanesat 3al wath3 shafat 3ndaha jomhoor.. and right in the middle of the aya.. she strats singing "WARKAB EL 7AN6OOOOOOOOOOOR TARARARARA WAT7AN6AR!" .. estghfrlah bas it was the funniest thing .. gheshait men ethe7ek..
  

• She's 3 and she already has a boyfriend.. o she carried a picture of him that she carries around with her all the time.. o ay a7ad eroo7laha etgoola "SEE MY BOYFRIEND SEEE SEEE SEEE!!"
  

• ana khobre children hate it when people get them clothes as a gift.. i have NEVER seen a 3 year old unbelievably happy and excited when u get her clothes!..
  

• She's always infront of the mirror checking out her hair.. her nailpolish has to match what she's wearing.. and she's obssessed with shoes.. SERIOUSLY! .. when i see a little grl kicking and screaming in a mall.. she probably wants an ice-cream cone.. or a toy.. but OH NO.. mo bnayatna.. she's screaming and crying tabi the red shiny shoes..

• Habat-ha el yedeeda is ina she sings EVERYTHING she does.. ta2theer highschool musical.. when she's brushing her hair.. etghani "im brushing my haiiir brushing my haiiiir brushing my haiir.. tarararara" .. when she's eating.. she'll sing "im eating my foood eating my foood tarararara".. and it goes on!..

• Badleyat-ha mo sij .. she just cracks me up
  

I want one just like her.. she's the most adorable little girl u'll ever get to know and see!

Ya Wailhum Men Allah !!

6ab3an all you have heard about the tragedy ele 9arat bel jahra.. sij sij sij allah ekoon eb 3ounhum.. oo alah yer7amhum yarab we9aber ahalhum.. oo enshalah yarab allah yishafi marthahum..


seeing it on the news broke my heart.. sij el 7elw ma yekmalsh.. nas ray7a el 3ers tefra7.. o akhrat-ha 44 dead and 80 casualties.. la 7awl wala qowata ela belah..

but do u know what sickens me? el 7adeth ma sarla basand ppl are already making jokes about it !! and what sickens me even MORE ena ppl are actually laughing! SHETHA7EK YA NAS !!! would it be funny law kan a7ad men ahalhum?! would it be funny law it were one of their sisters or cousins o mother ?! laaa wele e7er they broadcast it on bbm o chenna el 3eed.. how INSENSITIVE! YA WAILHUM MEN ALLAH! ..

it upset me alot.. so many families lost either a friend or a sister or a mother or a cousin.. so many families lost so much.. oo ashkal ele maykhafoon rabhum ga3deen they make jokes out of the whole situation? how could they? SHLON?! how can they be so insensitive..


magool ela khaffaw rabkum.. sij im shocked. ya3ni madre shagool akthar men chethe.

اللهم انا نسألك باسمك الأعظم الذي إذا دعيت به أجبت و إذا سألت به اعطيت وإذا استنصرت به نصرة بأن ترحم أموات حريق الجهراء وتشافي مرضاهم و تكفر ذنوبهم آمين يا رب العالمين

Time Heals All 6ragat.

A year ago, i went through the worst time of my life.I lost two of my best friends and i almost lost a 3rd.. and i had a few bad things happen on the side including family crap. 6rag wara ethani. makent metrag3a at all. the only good thing that came from it was that 9ert 3a9la ;p

but there was one person that stood by me and helped me through it all. She gave me just what i needed, even though zafatni at me a few times and told me to pull it together ;p .. If it wasnt for her then i dont know how i could have gone through it.

It all happened at once and it came to a point where it was too much to handle. I never thanked her for it le'ana mo modailna.. she's like Christina .. and im more like Izzy

we've been friends since we were 11.. she's never judged me for anything i've ever said or done.. she's always been the shoulder i can lean on.. o adre ena ban6ag 3ala hal kalam le'ana she hates it when ppl are emotional or get gooey on her. bas 7abait ena i make it clear to her that i appreciate all that she's done for me. and i want to thank her for it. o i just hope that one day i can be half the friend she was to me.

THANK YOU UM MIT3IB!

Off the Market!

Due to Um Mit3ib's not-so-subtle comment.. i feel obliged to tell u the news ive refrained from telling you guys which is the sole reason why ive disappeared for a while o gha6aiit fatra. well..

im engaged.

forget all the bullshit stories and the comments ppl tell u abt the "worst" thing abt being engaged. its AWESOME!

and it keeps on getting better and better! wallah sij!

sheno sho3oori? el wath3 bethab6 chena boyfriend 7alal :P

bas one tiny teeensy little thing pissed me off after we announced it.. SOME PEOPLES REACTIONS!

• people ive never even had a decent conversation with suddenly became my best friends.
• people that ACTUALLY ARE my friends started avoiding me or talking to me altogether.
• when people i was never close to yez3loon o y7mgoon laish i havent told them sooner
• my friends have a god given right to ask about all the deets about him.. and to demand to see a picture of him if they haven't met him already. what i dont get is why ppl i BARELY know keep on asking me if i have a picture of him.
• AND HERES THE BIG ONE: kentay etkalmeeena wala khe6bat ahal? BALAGHAT SHAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! legafffa! wai3 wai3!

o basss ;p

wal7een this is a question for the girls..

7ag el debla.. akheth the old fashioned debla? eele etseer wide oo 3ala diamonds o ashya2.. ORRRR ele et9eer two rings together... wa7da a band kelha diamonds o the other ring etseer solitaira..
so what do u think?

Qarart!

qarart ene bas atkharaj men handassa.. waseer mohandessa.. oo e7e6oon hal meeem niq6a gabel esmi.. BA9EER MAGHROORA! bamooog 3alaihum o bashoof 3omre.. im gonna be stuck up and no one is gonna say anything about it because i EARNED the right to be stuck up!

5 SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN KARAAAAAAAAAAAAAF !!! 5 SNEEEEN KADEENA KAD EL YAHAD! ..

- no social life whatsoever
- we are sleep deprived.. we live on either redbull or coffee.. we even have cereal with double shot of espresso..
- we dont know anything about anything except what we're studying because we have NO TIME to learn or know about ANYTHING ELSE!
- i cant even remember akher mara re7t cinema
- neg3ad bel jam3a aw library akthar men byootna!
- our idea of a good weekend is sleeping in till toon..
- we work well under stress because WE'RE STRESSED OUT 24/7!

i just went into engineering to spite my physics teacher back in highschool.. he said i should join "beauty school" because it suited me more and i wont be good for anything else and that i was too pretty to join engineering and med school because pretty girls are only good to look at .. i guess i showed him when i got a MERIT SCHOLARSHIP to do medicine .. and qoboool FAWREE in engineering.. asshole..! the first thing im gonna do is get my shahada and RUB IT IN HIS FACE! .. then make him eat HIS shahada because all he is is a TEACHER..

i hate him.. i hate him..

fa bas.. hathaaa qarari wekhteyari


ba9eer maghroora enshalahh.. =D

and ill get an aston martin to match my new attitude

KATKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!

my friend tawha radat lekwait men el so3oodeya.. kan 3ndohom 3ers ahalhum hnak bel khobar.. so she came back today.. o ga3da etsolefli.. weya el sowalef etgoooli they took her 3 year old cousin with them..

after two days in s3oodeya.. ra7 7amoood (el 3 year old boy) 7ag oma .. ooo he was dribbling the ball wegolaha "mama mama.. shooofay asawe el korraa KETHA KETHA KETHAAAA" we6eg el kora.. el om tane7at.. etgoool sarla youmain bes belso3oodeya o yar6en so3oodi?? .. elmohem .. galatla "mama sheno KETHA KETHA?"

wala ered 3alaiha wegoolaha

"ketha ketha ya3ni chethi chethe in arabic!"
LOL mo katkoooot?!?! 7asssssaitniii bagoom afaqe99 ekhdoooooooooooooooooooda

a3OOOTHO BELLAH !

 a week ago re7t el mstashfa.. i was sick.. and tired.. and my dad INSISTED i go to his hospital.. dont get me wrong.. the hospital my dad works in is a great hospital with a great staff.. BUT its still a public hospital. and mind you i like to be pampered when im sick.. people are forced to be nicer cause u pay them to .. 

so i did.. kent labsa an over sized t-shirt.. leggings.. nathara kobor wayhe.. ballet flats i had my hair in a messy bun and i was wearing a light sweater le'ana kent mareetha wastabred men el AC ..

i was too tired to do anything so one of the nurses that work with my dadd was doing everything for me.. as i was sitting waiting for her to do her thing.. i sat in the waiting room.. 

awal shay ma kan ako amaken.. so i was standing..in the middle of the room like an idiot.. and none of the men had the decency to stand up! .. chivalry is dead! what are there no more gentlemen?  

from the corner of my eye, ashoof wa7da etkhezzz.. ooo mutters something under her breath.. wa7da labsa 3abayya o melfa3 oo the whole nine yards..

the person sitting infront of her gamat.. so re7t ga3adt mokanha.. kelshway she looks my way o testaghfer! who is she talking to ? and why is she staring at me? 

ohh 6aaaaf.. 

awal shay sekat.. male sheghel feeeha.. wa7da ga3da testaghfer rabha.. ba3dain she keeeps leaning over inb my ear wetgoool ESTAGHFRLAH!.. in my ear .. waltefet 3alaihaa.. algahaaaa kelshway etgool estaghferallah.. wetgooli allah ehadeeeech ya bente allah ehadeeeeeeeeech.. estaghferelah.. ooo enharat 3alayyyy.. kelshway testaghfer o madre shetgoool.. 

HAW?! hathe shfeeeha?! . 7egart-ha..

laken the woman INSISTS on pissssing me off.. em3azzzzzma wemlazzzma.. SHTABEEEN!!! laish et6al3eeeni wetgooleeen estaghferrallah.. SHAYFATNIIIIII NAKED?! 

chan a3a9eb.. 

so i turned around and told her "3AD 6EFTECH BEL BIKINI LAST WEEKEND.. EL MAYOH KAN TO7FA 3ALAY! GE63ETAIN! o kel ge63a hal kobor ---> ."

I made sure to say mayoh just in case she didnt know what bikini meant..

adre ena qelat adab menni.. bas 7ARATNI.. ya3ni makent labsaaa 7afar o mini skirt o ga3da! kent emsatterra oo ga3da ma 3alay men a7ad o eb aman allah.. SHTABEEEE DASHA BAKHLAQE?! ..

RAPISTS! ( and btw im back ;p)

• Update: tawne ashoof el comments.. o mala da3e a7ad e3a9eb o yez3al.. MY blog is MY space.. akteb ele abeeeh feeh o ma7ad lah dakhal.. wele mo 3ajba LA YEGRA.. its as simple as that.. oo 3ala kalam "Toofa" .. the story was told to me by Soossa HERSELF.. oo law la7athtay.. most of the story was when u WERENT THERE.. the part where e7kerooha.. entay makentay mawjooda assassan.. and i am not apologizing for ANYTHING i write.. if u dont like it.. DONT READ. 
• o salamatkum ;p 

• Helllooo kelman ;* .. ive been away for  a while le'ana ive had a lot to take care of the last couple of months.. elmohem.. 3nde lukum salfa that happened to one of my closest friends.. salfa ra7 ta9demkum oo etkhaleekum et3a9boon methel ma ana 3a9abt.. oo tara bagooool alfath batheee2a shway 3ashan tet9awerooon mada khe6oorat el wath3.. fa ele khayef la akhdesh 7aya2a la yegra hal post.. 

a friend of mine tamshi eb mamsha el shameya kel youm, lets call her Soossa.. ehya and her friend Toofa.. kelyoum at around 7:30 eroo7on yamshoon.. sometimes yamshoon  7 am .. but mostly they go jogging at 7-7:30 pm.. so last week they went jogging like any other normal day, not knowing what is about to happen ra7 ekhaleehum to never set foot in a mamsha ever again..

faj2a men bait lebyoot e6le3oooluhum two cars madre men wain.. oo 9akaw 3alaihum el mamsha.. Range ke7li em3atam.. o Land Cruiser Silver.. oo enzalaw 3 madre 4 guys we9arkhooon "YALLLLL G***********BA!!!!! TA3ALAY TA3ALAYYY NABEEECH! TA3ALKAW NABEEEKUM!!" 

So my friends did what any reasonable Kuwaiti girl would do.. they screamed and ran to their cars.. 

each one of them got into her own car oo 7arekaw.. 

el land cruiser la7ag toofa wel range la7ag sooossa.. channn el land eghayer rayaaaa bser3a oo saraw both cars la7geen Soossa rfeeejti! oo ehya e7karoooha 9oub madressa.. 

She was trapped le'ana ehya kanat waraha 6ooofa.. o jedamha the two cars saf6eeen chena raqam 8 bel 3arabi.. chan yanzelooon 3 guys o wa7ed tam bel sayara... 

wa7ed emqater ooo khash wara thahra shay.. ooo wa7edddd e9arekh 3alaiha egoolaha "benfechech!.. hathaaa AKHER YOUM LECH BENT! FAHMA?! .." .. hatha athrab shay galooh.. galaw kalam 7aiiiil wa9ekh oo he tried ena yakser jamat-ha .. oo wa7ed yekheth sayarat-haaaa oo they were trying to get in..

oo the 3rd guy was unzipping his pants.. lebnaya enharat dakhel esayara! .. etgooli sh7afana.. tekhayelay.. wa7ed menhum wagef jedam sayarte and he was unzipping his pants and laughing! .. etgoooli shakelhum DRUNK or on drugs or madre shmawthooo3hum! .. 

chan faj2aa Toofa etyeeeeee rfeejat-ha men b3eeed daysa oo etdeg hernat like crazy.. chan wa7ed menhum e7arek shway.. tedodah.. fa 9ar feeeh facha bain the two cars.. so Soossa dasart oo dashat bain the two cars wed3emat-hum wen7ashat.. oo Refejat-ha sajelat arqam seyayeeerhum..

lama radat ellbait galat 7ag okhooha o oboooha oo wa7ed e9eerlohom bel sher6a 6ala3 asamee hal guys.. oo hal guys 3yal 3ayla mo7tarama.. and im betting you on anything that you might know these guys or someone related to them.. oo the guys sheft 9warhum.. ashkalhum emratebba.. 

dag 3alaiha ele bel sher6a after a few days o galohom ena lazem ebalghooon 3anhum le'ana that same day a girl got raped in shameya by four guys 9oub el mamsha..

ma7e6 eb themete.. bas what are the chances its someone else??

ya3ni gabel ana 3abali lekwait deerat aman.. o kent dayman agoool 7ag rab3e lama ekhafooon.. agoolohom shfeeekum lekwait aman!.. 

Allah 7efathhhh-hum..

i hope ena these 4 guys get the harshest punishments!.. i hope ena yensajnooon 6ool 3omorhum.. everytime i think of what COULD have happened to my friends.. i feel like crying..

3assahum maytwfgooon eb 7ayat-hum those horny asses! .. i hope they get raped in jail to get a taste of their own medicine.. 7ameeer akrahhum :(

Girls: 3afya deeeraw balkum.. lekwait mo aman nafs awal.. betroo7oon mamsha.. 3ndukum mamsha mishref shar77777 o kela awadem.. mamsha esurra kela laitat .. ebtamshoon ekhthaw a7ad weyakum la tamshoon broo7kum.. allah y7fthkum ;* 

Prediction #1

Habiti el yedeeda ene a9eer psychic oo i make random predictions after putting some deep thought and consideration into it:

1. O'bama ra7 yeghtaloona (akhaf agoool el kelma bel english b3dain etelooni el CIA 3abalhum erhabeya).. oo they are gonna blame us Arabs!.. oo goolawwwww Sh7afana ma galat.. a36eekum ele taboona etha ma ga6ooha 3alaina e7na el 3arab.. Kho ayshay ghala6 eseer bel denya they blame it on the middle east.. ma chenna ako erhabeyeen ghairna!..

p.s. does anyone know where i can get a crystal ball? 3ashan atqamass el shakhseyya chenna sij

I Want A Guy..

UPDATE:
3ogob ma um mit3ib o om tantoo7 ethghe6oooni about my "unrealistic expectations".. i have narrowed my conditions to one and i will NOT settle for less than that no matter what u say im sorry..
my condition is......

• He has to be straight

sheftaw ele ejabel hal thentain sheseer feeh?

• I want a guy men kether ma ana wathqa feeeh o men kether ma ana tarsa 3aina, law etyeeeni malekat jamal el 3alam.. the beauty queen of ALL beauty queens wetgooli i am going to seduce your husband.. babtesemlaha .. wagoolaha eb kel theqa wana met6amna go ahead..i'd love to see you try =)..
  

• I want a guy to appreciate me.. to never take me for granted.

• I want a guy to treat me, not as a princess, but as his QUEEN.

• I want a guy to love me unconditionally no matter how many mistakes i do.

• I want a guy to stand up for me.. to FIGHT for me.. but still respect my independence.

• I want a guy to e7ebni .. we7afeth 3alay.. we9ooni .. we7e6ni be3yoona..
  

• I want a guy that is kind.. and loyal.. and honest.. and ekhaf raba..

• I want a guy to be willing to go to the end of the world for me if he thinks that would make me happy
  

Is that too much to ask for? because i will not settle for anything less than i deserve..
That is how my father treated my mother. That is how my grandfather treated my grandmother. I would rather not marry and stay single forever than settle for anything less than that.

OH MY VIRGIN EYES! :(

As i was having a morning walk.. my house is like a 5 minute walk from the beach.. so as i was walking.. with my iPod on.. a smile on my face.. and enjoying the beautiful weather.. i look to my right AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! and there he was.. a man TINKLING less than a meter away from me!!.. THAT HORRIBLE MAN! isnt public urination a crime? 7ASBI ALLAH 3ALAIH!!!!! ALLAH YAKHETH EBLEEEEEEESEK ENSHALAH YAL KHAYESSSSS YAL MO NETHEEEF !!!!! i didnt wana seee that :(

ohhhh my virgin eyes :'( ..

im genuinley upset!.. ive always thought that the first tinkie id ever see would be my HUSBANDS! .. not a dirty stinky HOBO's on the streeet! .. i feel dirty.. not to mention SCARRED FOR LIFE! my innocence has been compromised :(
ewww ewww ewww ewwwwwww EWWWWWWWWWWWW! .. allaaaaaah egharbel ebleeeeeesa enshalah!!! ..


p.s. im not back yet.. still vacationing ..

ON VACATION

will be back soon ;*

In case you haven't noticed, YOUR MARRIED!

Bagooolukum salfa .. There's this girl weyay in jam3a .. She's married okay? She never talks to me .. 3omerha matsalem 3alay.. And once tekremoon kent bel toilette in a stall wehya oo rfeeejat-ha dashaw ooo kanaw esoolfoon oo 7ashaw feeni.. Waana dakhel! So men 3ogobha ana gemt a9ed 3anha.. And its been that way for two months now ..
La etsalem 3alay wala asalem 3alaiha wala et7acheeni wala a7acheeha ..

So the other day I was in the library studying broo7i chan eyi this guy, a friend, weyay in class oo asked me a few questions mo fahemhum so fahamta .. Shafatna chan etyeeeena.. Oo faj2a 9arat 7laiiiwa! ooo 9arat MAYYY3AAAAAAA... temqa666 el 7achhhiiii... Ooo gamat tebtisim . Yayatna far7ana awii .. . Ooo etgoooli "sh7afanaa 7abeeebti shlooonech??" Chan atane7 .. Getlaha tamam .. Chan etgoooli momken as2alkum cham shaghla mo fahmat-ha? and I told her ummm .. Sure .. Chan ta36eeni 6af oo tes2ala ohwa .. I was like "oookaayyy" ooo keep in mind ena el 6awla ele belzawyaa kanaw banat ga3deen yadresooon nafs el mada.. But she chose to ask US .. Correction .. HIM

Gelt whatever .. 3adi 6af.. Gelt mara7 a76 eb themeti wala asoo2 el than feeha .. Kaif-ha .. 3ogob ma fahamta etefaqna ena bacher eb nadres again gabel lemti7an oo ena he's gonna meet me 3nd the professors office .. So we did .. While we were walking chan etshoofna again.. Chann etsalem 3alayyyyyyy eb 7arrara .. ooo faj2a again 9arat dalooo3aaa oo nabrat 9ot-ha teghayerat.... Ma3a ena gabelha eb sa3a shafatni bel mamar o ma salemat!
Chan ham teg3ad etsa2el again wet9eeer 7laiwa.. Wana .. HAWWWW shsayer?! Can she be any more transparent!?

Elmohem .. Ham gelt 6af whatever ..
Me and this girl kena wagfeen bara el qa3a before the exam.. Chan etyi AGAIN oo etsoolef weyay.. Chan the guy emor and smiles at us and goes .. Chan teg3ad etsa2elni as2ela 3ana .. "Hatha ay df3a??" .. "Min wilda!?" .. "Chene shefta thak el youm bel masafe6 rakeb r8".. Ooooo malyoun so2al 3ana .. Oo 6ay7atla khaz feeh ..

Doesn't she know she's married? Khallaw the flirting wil khazzz .. O kel hatha.. Ashkara chethe?

Madri I found it funny ;p

Anyway.. I'm not blogging much hal ayam 3ndii finals.. Wish me luck ;*

Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone from Zain Kuwait

%#@&$!!!!!!!!!!

yesterday I was eb hal mokan leflani.. Chan ashoof this booth selling shawarma.. Apparently its REALLY good men hal ma63am leflani.. So I went up to him smiling getla one shawarma chicken no tomatoes please.. Chan el hindi ekasher eb wayhi.. Ooookayyy...
Elmohem sawali el shawarma .. Oo gali rb3 deenar.. So 3a6aita 3ashra.. Ma3ndi change.. Chan egoooli "makoo karda?" Getla no.. Chan ege6 lefloos eb wayhiiiii oo yakhme6 elchees ele feeh el shawarmaa oo egoooli "rooooh" ya36eeni thahra!!!!!!!!! Ayal!!!!!!
And I'm just standing there SHOCKED! I turned to leave chan astaw3eb wa3a9eb 7aiiiiil!! So I turned around and threw my latte at him and walked away! He started screaming.. Assss

Serves him right! 7aqeeeeeer! I almost cried.. Wana 7laiiiiwaaaaaaa.. I was smilinggg and cheeeeery oo ya7laiiiiili ya3ni.. El 7aqeeer ele ma yeste7i 3ala wayha! Kallllb! Ba6 chabdi.. Ooo ele e7errr hindi emnataffffff! Zaqooom eb ba6naa el kaka!

Lail7eeen mi7tara :x ..
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Tagged ;p

AWAL SHAYL: i tried replying to all ur comments bes it wouldnt post.. madre laish..
Stalker: basameeek 3abbass ;p oo mashkooor 3al poem.. oo stalk all u want.. bes chenek 7acher ? ;p

here we go ..

Let's start with the rules:
The honorees are to:
a) first list 10 honest things about yourself - and make it interesting, even if you have to dig deep!
b) pass the award on to 7 bloggers that you feel embody the spirit of the Honest Scrap

1. i skydived ;p .. oo the russian dude ele 6abait ma3ah kan emkhare3ni.. ya3ni i was attached to him.. mayseer on the plan ride u touch my hair w u whisper in my ear "you have beautiful hair".. ra7 akhtere3 mennek!!!

2. there are words that i cant say together.. for instance .. i can never say "sale7 sh-hab" ebser3a or it will end up sounding like SALE777777SH7AAAAB.. lazem sale7 *breathe* sh-hab..
orrr Mitsubishi oor eksesswarat.. ma3rf agoolhum ;p .. lazem ARAKEZZZ 3ashan agoolhum 3adel..

3. up till 9th grade kent 7ADIIII chicken nugget oo makwalllaaa.. makent a3rf atkalam 3arabi 3adell.. kent AFASHEL! .. laaain ma ubooy qarar enaa ra7 ya7gerni etha tekalamt ay shay ghair 3arabi.. and he made my mom t7acha q8i too ;p ..

4. i can never eat mushrooms.. i can have mushroom soup without the actual mushrooms.. same applies to rissotto..

5. i can get away with murder and i LOVE being a girl because of that ;p the secret is to flut ur eyes and ask a man NICELY and he will be ready to jump off a bridge for u ;p ..

6. magdar anam ela etha i kiss my dad goodnight..

7. whenever akoon emsafra.. and i see kuwaities.. and they assume i am not kuwaiti.. i never stop to correct them.. amashi el filim.. arya7li ;p

8. a7eb el zaytooon wel achar wel ashya2 el 7amtha.. GHARAMI! people eat popcorn while watching a movie.. i bring a bowl of olives ;p .. people eat NACHOS bel cinema.. i eat the jalapenos on the nachos ;p ..

9. a7eb a6aferrr wafalemm 3al "9aidat" .. LI3BITI A9LAN! ..

10. i cant touch door handles .. or law etmootoon i wont use a public toilette.. tloo3 chabdi ;p oo lazem hand sanitizer eb my bag dayman..

i tag
UM-MIT3IB only ;p (yes its because i love pissing you off)

caio ;*

Baya3 El Khebel 3abata

Gabel la at7al6am 3ala el bard bes bagoolukum 3an my weekend ;p

Awal shay, happy new year!

Wallah hal new year estanast.. Lailat new year kent ga3da weya rab3e tawhum radeen men amreeka ..re7na awal shay jam3eya kelwa7da sharatlaha goo6i nutella ;p oo popcorn.. Oo kel wa7da etressat 3arabanat-ha (ee na3am kel wa7da 3ndaha her own seperate 3arabana) oo radaina gabel la everyone comes.. It was a mini gathering.. G3dna.. Solafna.. Th7kna.. We were catching up.. Oo wa7da dasha 3alaina mshta6a yayba champagne bes non-alcoholic.. Hatha mal sultan center 3araftooh? Chan en6ale3 legla9at wen7e6lena.. Ya3ni 9ij ;p

3ogob radait el bait bes ahali kelhum kanaw 6al3een.. Mako ela ana o elkhadam belbait ;p .. 7a6aitlee filim.. Chan ansede7 wala anam 3ala roo7i.. Thani youm g3adt chan aroo7 3nd my best friend eshalaih ;p yaw rabe3na.. 6ela3na bel wrangler.. Wala emoroon seyakel 3alaina.. Like 10 of them.. Abi wa7ed feeehum jaikar.. Eni alga n3al feehum . MAKO! Ya rabi kel zeft feeehum a7la men ethani.. Elmohem.. Sefa6na yayeen bnakheth take away men starbucks wala sweeech el wrangler gets stuck!!! Ya 7assssraa mo wagtaaaa o hathaila wagfeeeen yamna e6al3oon.. Wen3abel feeeh .. La rathi ye6la3 wala rathya esaayara teshteghel.. Ya 7asssreti! Fashla.. Oo neg3ad sa3a net3abath wen3abel feeeeeh.. Tawa wa7ed yay eb ya6mer weyii 9oubna wala CHAK a6al3a..

Elmohem.. A couple of hours later.. Chan edegoon 3alaina my friend's cousins oo yaboona enroo7luhum khairan.. and since we had nothing to do.. We went.. Kanat awal mara leeh aroo7 montazah khairan..
Re7na..surprisingly ma kan za7ma.. Walla enshoof 7an6ooor.. 6ab3an ana wil hailag rab3i seeedaa 6abaina bel 7an6oor oo gelnala "fassa7naaa ".. Eftar feeena .. Chan he slows down 3nd ma6aba .. Oo kanaw wagfeeen a group of guys.. Chan "3amo shafee2" allah e7ftha eqarer in THAT MOMENT, jedam el shabab eshaghel music wala et-hagon ay aghneya?? Yes u guessed it! "Arkab el 7an6oooor terebeteteeeeet wat7an6ar.." .. Fashlaaaaaa!!!!!!!the gus mataw the7ek 3alaina.. Men el fashla ma sema3t shgalaw assassan.. Ma ye7tay agolukum ena the whole time ana 7a6a my hoodie o ghay9a bel kersee oo mayta men el fashla .. I really hope ma7ad shafni.. ;p .. Besss ekteshaft ena el khairan 3bara 3n dwar.. Wenas tg3ad tftar around it ..
we arrived at 6 and left at 7 and that was it.. Radaina eshalaih.. We all hung out untill it was time for me to leave ..

6ab3an that day kanat Awal marra lee asooog feeha laih el shalaih broo7i.. Walla mara sawait-ha men gabel..
O bel rada sh9ar?? THE3T :P dashait man6qa allah laywareeekum.. Oo khala9 elbanzeeen.. O ma3ndi cash kela knet .. Oo yaya badeg 3ala rab3i yanqethooni wala she9eeer?? YA6FY TALFONI!!
Fa belthb6 9efa6t 3ala keter o g3adt a6g e9b3.. Oo abasherkum.. Kan bard 7ail wana mo labsa ela hoodie o ta7ta 7afar..

bethab6 g3adt a9aye7 cheni yahel.. Oo makent makla men e9b7 nesait akel fa ba6ni metga6e3 men el yoo3! Wala eyee lexus gold oo yasf6 yami o yanzel men sayarta w6g 3ala jamat sayarti.. Shakla kan emratab.. Ethaher 7ader men eshalaih aw weld ha man6qa.. i have no idea.. aham shay ena kan emrata..American eagle sweater, oo chmaq.. Oo kabooos.. Gali ekhti 3asa ma shar?
Chan a9aye7 wanhar bachi 3alaih ;p.. Khara3ta maskeeeen.. Te9arwa3 .. getlaaa ana thay3aaaaaaaa.. Egoooli wain tabeen etroo7een? Getla edeera! Gali mo mshkela le7geeeni.. Chan agooola magdar, wa9aye7 zyada.. MA 3NDI BANZEEEEEEN!=( Maykafi.. 9arla sa3a esheb.. Etha meshait feeha ra7 togaf feeeeni!!! .. Chan egoooli mo mshkela .. Ma7a6at el banzeeen greeba.. Chn agoola MA3RF WAIN EL OPENING MAL EL BANZEEEEEEN .. Ana matresss banzeeen the driver usually does ooo ma a3aref!! .. Chan yeth7ak wegooli mokanha..la7gta laih el banzeen.. O 9abait.. Wait a minute.. Chan at-thakar ena ma3ndi cash.. A6el around me mako mukan as7ab.. Wala a2asher 7ag el hindi agoola ako knet.. Chan egooli no.. CAN THIS SITUATION GET ANY WORSE!??!! .. Tarast banzeen o khalast wana lail7een wagfa mokani afaker.. Wala yanzel the guy weyeeni again.. Le'ana kan safe6 3al side na6erni 3ashan edaleeeni.. Yah chan yes2alni shfeeni.. Wana "ummmmm... M-m-mm-mako k-k-knet .. Momken I use ur phone adeg 3ala my friends eyeeboonli floos? Cuz jehazi 6efa.." .. Fashla fashla fashla fashla fashla!!!! Kent bamooooot!!! Oo the whole time ata2te2 me el fashla.. He payed .. Even after I told him not to.. Getla 3ayal esayerni laih el bait 3ashan a36eeh floossa le'ana may9eeer oo 3aib oo kel hal 7achi.. Gali e9eer khair .. 7arakna .. Oo la7agta oo halfway chan adel.. Sayarni laih edeera.. Oo lama dashait fereejna wala he honks and waves and passes by our house and leaves! .. I was a little upset le'ana FASHLA! He didn't take his money.. Abaih 3aiiiib.. Bes ya7laila.. Wallah ma ga9ar.. I didn't get a chance to say thank u.. Whoever he is allah ekhaleeh 7ag ahala enshalllah.. Feeh elkhair wallah..allah y7ftha

I fell asleep right away.. I was way too exhausted.. Oo this morning g3adt wala my friends e7draw.. And I spent the day with them.. We did absolutley NOTHING and enjoyed every minute of it :D ..

Oo BARDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! El jaw sawalena a surprise.. 3a6ana 1-0.. Kenna mestanseeen o far7aneeen oo netmasha engoool "allaaah.. Ya 7elo el jaw" .. Chan BOOOOM e9ekna wa7da..

laish mo rathi yi7aded mawqefa?? Laish chethe? Youm 9aif youm eshta youm autumn youm spring??? Tedodaht mani 3arfa shalbes.. Akhaf albes shay oo ye6lar its too warm.. Akhaf albes shay thani e9eer wayed bard.!!
Shsawe ya3ni shsawe?

Lesson of the day: 7aramt a9eer mabhya3a wasoog o a7der men eshalaih broo7i.. theres a reason my dad makan yertha and this is IT!

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