NEWS FLASH!

Have you ever met this ONE guy thats SO VAIN its not even funny? wa7ed maghroooor laih darajjjaaa ma te9aweroonha.. ena he walks in a place like he OWNS it... ?

WELLL I HAVE! .. wa7ed weyay bel jam3a.. WAYYYYYYYY 7ERRR!!!!!! .. bes ashoofaa thaq6i e9eer mallyoun!!!! i literally have to cont till 10 backwards and take deep breaths so i can relax ..

latshoofooona shloooon yetmakh6arrrrrr bel marar.. mashyetta et7errrrrrrrrr..yamshi shway. shway. shway. sh.wa.y. .. yakheth ra7taaa eb kel kha6wa.. atwaqa3 law el jam3a caught on fire.. chan e7tarag weyaha.. WAYYY WAYYYY BOROOOOODEK MO 9IJJJJ!!!

o latshoofon shlon yasfe6.. chenha mesafe6 uboooh!!! walaaaa shlon khashma shway wejees a cloud!.. wala lama e7achi a7ad.. e7acheeehum eb nfs.. ooo shloon e6ale3 enas men 6araf 3aiiina oo 3afessss wayha chena mo 3ajba!.. mallllll KAFFFFFFFFFFFFF asane3 wayha! 7alaaaya his ray bans ele chenaaa thebana feeehum!!.. wayhaa hal kobor -->. o his ray bans HAL KOBOR!!! ..

wedii .. wallah el 3atheeem 7AIIIIIL WEDIII.. i go up to him wagooola OQSEM BELAH ENEKKK MATSHAWEG!!! .. wallah el 3atheeem tarak n3al.. N3AAAAAAL.. layge9oooon 3alaik.. tara wallah ejamloonek!

WALAA LAMA EKHEZ!!!! abaiiiiiih!.. khazetta etkhare3! chena hes ready to POUNCE!.. wa3 wa3 wa3!! shal khelqa!!!.. maykhezooon chethe.. ma buga bnayyyyaaaaa bel jam3a ma khaz-ha.. i dont care what car you drive! i dont care about ur bank statement! i dont care if your bill gates himself! I DONT CARE! bettemm qatheeeeeth oo maleeeeq ooo sakheeeeeeeeef oo MA TENBELE3! so stop flaunting it.

wallah wallah wallah.. 7AIL WEDI ASHOOTA!.. ma7ebbba yarabi ma7ebbba..
laish lazem yerfa3 thaq6i wekoon weyay bel class laish? laish kel ma a6la3 algah mertaz jedami LAISH!!!..
hefff.

shoofoooli 7al weyah. anyone knows a hitman i can hire?

p.s. i hope he stumbles across my blog and reads this! i really do!.

Ta2theer El Tv Shows

Mayeekom esho3oor lama et6al3oon mosalsal.. wetgoloon ANA BA9EER CHETHE!.?!.. well estaw3abt et9eer feeni eb kel mosalsal ashoofa.. tara wallah e2athroon! ya3ni mathalan:

• When i watched Grey's Anatomy and House.. i wanted to be a doctor. Men 9iji!! ..WA7EBLEEEEEEE A MCSTEAMY AND A MCDREAMY!.. awwww amshi agoool ele abeeeh ma7ad ehemni wakooon bay3a edennnya eb fils just like Dr. House.
  

• When i watched Charmed.. i wanted to be a witch. 3ashan ele may3jbni.. AFAJER MOKHA EB MY MAGIC POTIONS! .. feeeh khair ele yet7arash feeeni
  

• When i watched Prison Break, i wanted to be a genius architect. 3ashan akha6e6 wataktek-ha..
  

• When i watched Dexter, i wanted to be a serial killer. 3ashan ele y2atheeni, bacher yekhtefi!

• When i watched Gossip Girl, abe a3eeesh jawhum. 3aysheen 7ayat-hum ;p not to mention being surrounded by beautiful people all the time.
  

• When i watched Ugly Betty, i wanted to work in a fashion magazine. Bes mabi a9eeer chethe jaikara.. wa3alayya.. ma7ad te6awa3 wadaha 9alon etrage3 eb khelqat-ha shway..

• When i watched Lost.. kent abiii athee3 eb jazeera.. w astakshef-ha .. oo chethe mughamarat o ashya2 ;p
  

• When i watched desperate housewives ,Abi a9eer emrateba nafs Bree, oo khebla nafs suzanne.. o ashaweg nafs gabby.. o qaweya nafs Lynette.. oo abi an Aston Martin ba3ad ;p
  

• When i watched Sex & The City i wanted to be writer .. 3ashan akteb ele abeeh and have people read it religiously.
  

• When i watched Lipstick Jungle, i wanted to have a sky rocketing career 3ashan mata7acha! akoon just as independant.. just as confident.
  

• When i watched Oprah, Wedi besss ag3ad 3ala qanaffa wasoolef weya enas.. waglebha dowaneya on camera 3ashan a9eer one of the richest women alive!

• When i watched Dr Phil.. LA 3AD EM9AKHAT ;p.. hal ensan law eroo7 emoot a7sanla.. an9e77a ena edesh bagrab 9abba.. le'ana 7AIIIIIIIIIIL a7tarrrrr o anqath menna.. that redneck.. he doest know what hes talking abt most of the time!.. E7ERR!!
  

mabi akamel b3dain etgoloon 3ani maynoona..
bes min 9ij.. mat7essoon sa3at chethe? lama etshofoon tv-shows?

Vent #1

• wa7ed la3wazni! kelshway edeg 3alaiiii .. awal mokalama consisted of this:

Me: alo
Guy: (madre shno kan g3d ekharbe6)
Me: alo! (irritated)
Guy: sem3ay sem3ay! TKFAIIIIIIIIIN LATSAKREEEEEENA!! 3afya sem3ay.. zain?
Me: ?????
Guy starts singing!!!!!!
6ab3an 3ala 6ool sakarta eb wayha..
LAISH G3D ETGHANEELI?! oo 9ota nashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaz!!!! laish wayed mo3jab eb 9otek? ge6ee3a.. wal7een kel ma ashoof raqam ghareeb mared 3alaih cuz i know its him.. kel ma ared 3ala raqam ghareeb ela uhwa g3d eghaneeeli .. akher eghneya kanat "Jebarni El Wagt".. it was funny at first.. but now its kind of annoying! .. SHALAKHNI MSGS!!

Msg#1: Mashkoora 3ala ele 9ar.. tara kelshay beldenya beltafahum
Msg#2: Ga3ed A3aberlech 3an masha3ree wentay sadaiteeh bwayhi mashkoora wayed..

MAYNOOON?! LA WALAH MEN 9IJEK?!.. ya3ni khalas GET THE HINT!.. ma radait 3ala ANY of ur msgs.. or calls.. dawer wa7da thanya etghaneelaha.. WAI3! ..

• LAISH MA3NDE CRUSHES METHEL UM MIT3IB?!.. ana agoool khal a7ad yetwa9a6liii wegoolaha etsalefni wa7ed men el crushes malot-ha 3ala ma algali wa7ed san3 ..
  

• ABI ASAFER! LA3AT CHABDE! .. wallah.. this semester i have NO SOCIAL LIFE WHATSOEVER! .. its exam after exam.. quiz after quiz.. homeworks o tekawedaw foug rasi.. not to mention projects.. and labs.. and lab reports.. BABCHE! i cant wait for this semester to end!.. hefff

• I gained 4 KILOS!!!! *gasp* .. yes.. FOUR! .. so for the past couple of days ive been living off tea.. boiled eggs.. and lettuce and coffee.. any suggestions?

• MA3NDE HDOOM ISHTA! .. wallah men 9ijjjiii.. i need to go shopping o ma3nde time.. so qarart agtheb wa7da men rab3ee.. wa36eeha lista sh6oolha .. with pictures ;p .. wage6 3alaiha my credit card.. wehya tetwala el mohemma ..
  

• ZAWJOOONI HUGH JACKMAN! .. aw shabeeeha.. ana artha! wallah artha ..
  

to be continued

Ayal.. !!

ya jema3at el khair.. thak el youm kent ray7a el ba7ar broo7i.. 7abait ashooof el sunset.. and maybe.. JUST MAYBE.. with the fresh air and the view.. gelt choud galbi ye7en shwaya wa9eer romanceya.. bes ma 6ala3 weyay shay.. lel assaf.. EL MOHEM.. wana ga3da in the freezing cold.. with my sweater and my scarf wrapped around me.. and my eyes watering men el hawa el BARED! a6el 3al ba7ar washoooof THIS!

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WALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN! NOT ANOTHER SUICIDAL INDIAN HOUSE MAID! ..hathi shetsawe? its FREEEZING!! oo 6abaaa ba7ar.. HATHI MEN SEJ-HA?! ana ga3da eb mukani labsa hoodie thegeel and a scarf and im freezing ! oo hathe bet6eb? mako another explanation ela enha suicidal..

al7eeen hathiii tente7er wana abtelesh.. a6el yemeeen yesar.. MAKO A7AD! .. chan atwahag!! .. al7eeen ana lazem i stop her.. etha khalait-ha o meshait bet9eer 3ala themetiii.. so i decided to run to her and knock some sense into her! .. so i jumped in the sand.. oo galbi 3awarni 3ala my new beautiful Pedro Garcia suede boots.. if anything was to happen to them.. id kill her before she got a chance to kill herself .. (yes i love my shoes)..

ELMOHEM.. as i run to her waving and screaming.. she merely ignores me..

"HEYYY!!! MARRRRRY! CHANDRAAAAA!!!!! LACHMI!!!!!!! STOP!".. and FINALLYYYY she turns to look at me.. and i start yelling at her..

Me: WHAT YOU DOING!!! COLD!!!!!! (6ab3an lazem el grammmer o el elsan yetghayar awal ma7achi hindi aw hindiya .. la sho3ooreyan)
Her: (et-hezli ras-ha o tebtesem)
Me: cold .. COLD?????? U NOT COLD? (w i offer to give her my scarf)
Her: (et-hezli ras-ha) Yes god!
Me: what god?! COLD?!?!?!
Her: God! yes god!

and it turns out.. shes praying madre shsalfat-ha.. PRAYING! this is how she prays.. etge6 roo7ha in the FREEEZING cold.. and makes herself an excellent candidate for pneoumonia (Smella 3alaiha) .. awwww hypothermia! not to mention almost giving me a heart attack! .. what kind of religion would allow such thing? 3assabt!! 3ama b3ain ebleeeesech ZAIN! .. ya mal el .....!!!

chan etrooo7 etzaheb laymoona.. o some thing that shoots fire.. and tries to burn it along with some chanting.. kheft she does some voodoo shit on me chan aan7ash..

ive been trying to research what type of religion hal maynoona.. bes ma 7a99alt shay.. so if any of u know.. let me know plz! thank u !

Gobossa!

Ya jema3a khalas its been officially confirmed ene gobossa oo wayhii eyeeb el fager..
Se2loooni laish..
a few years ago.. Ahali qareraw eroo7oon sharm, wana 6ab3an lazem arez wayhi eb kel safra wala ma yetehanoon.. Besmella mamdana wesalna ela sarat enfejarat ..

Ba3dain ahali qareraw eroo7oon lebnan wana gelt bal7aghum 3ogob cham youm cuz kan 3ndi school.. Gabel lasafer eb youm chan sheseer? Ee na3am ENFEJARAT! Ba3daaaaaaaain elsafra ele 3ogobha.. Sadeeqat el family lebnaneya.. Oo bent-ha kanat eb tezawaj ordoni.. So gelna benroo7 jordon 7ag el3ers.. Wala efajroon bel hotel malhum eb kobra!!! Hni gemt A7ESS ene gobossa.. Shesalfa? 3asa magelt baroo7 mokan ela befajroon feeh? Mo ma3qoola.. Its a coincidence

and one of those time.. dagait 3ala my cousins oo granpa o mami oo getluhum ta3alaw zoorooni bel q8.. Because q8 is the safest country in the world (disregarding swiss) .. But NOOOOOOO.. Something just HAD to happen!! Sar terrorist attacks oo hawenaw!!

Ba3dain allah esalemkum men cham shahar safart dubai weya rab3i .. Oo 3ogob ma radaina eb fatra we had to cancel all our credit cards because of something concerning the russian mafia o boug..

And NOW we were supposed to go to thailand in a few days.. Bes knowing my luck sheseer?! Mothaharat oo emsakreeen el ma6arat!!!! Fa e7temal KBEEEER mansafer.. ante7er?

Abasherkum.. Ana gobossa :)

Fa ya jema3a .. Nesee7a men ekhetkum sh7afana.. Ele besafer laygooli 3ashan la agabess 3alaih.

O salamatkum

My Father, My Rock

Agoolukum shay jema3at elkhair? Wallah el3atheem if I ever find a guy who's HALF the man my father is, I'd marry him in a heart beat. No, u know what? Scratch that out. If he was 1\4 the man he is. Allah e6aweli eb 3umra enshallah. Wallah law mo ubooy chan 7agna thaye3 eb hadenya. Uhwa el sanad.. uhwa el thahar.. uhwa kelshay ;* He's my inspiration.. He's the person i look up to and always will.. My role model.. 7abeebi ubooi.. He's my best friend..
Oo lama i come across someone my father has helped.. or someone that used to know my dad.. or shadowed him.. o esoolfoon 3ana.. aw yemde7oona.. aw they tell me great things he's done that he has never mentioned before.. i literally GLOW with pride..

ya 7elo reyayeeeeeel awal.. ya 7elooohum.. mo shabab hal ayam ge6a3.. (mo kelhum).. bes wayed menhum.. why cant they be more like our fathers? a7ess over the years kel jeeel ekoon fee fassad akthar..

abi wa7ed methel ubooy.. Hatha my dream guy.. a guy just like my dad.. wa7ed 7agani... ma yathlem a7ad.. . 6ayebbb oo galba abyath bes shedeeeeed when he needs to be.. rayal lah haibta.. kareeem.. meltezem.. muthaaqaf.. ekhaf allah eb murta we3yalla.. le'ana ele maykhaf raba maykhaf men shay.. wa7ed ejabel baita o morta o 3yala.. mo 24 sa3a hyata.. aw bedowaneya aw bel shalaih weya rab3a..

He's my rock.. my solid ground.. the person that can make everything better.. the person i go to when im in trouble .. or just need to talk..

tadroon lama enas etgool ena mat3arfoon qeeemat el shay ela lama ethee3 menek? or that u never know what u have till its gone? i know what i have.. i have one of the greatest fathers bedenya.. oo a7md rabiii kel youm ena i grew up with a daddy like him.. allah e6awelii eb 3umraaaa yaraaab ..

Et7errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I went private for a couple of reasons, to keep someone out of my life. I dont want her in my life in any way. Not even through my blog. It's not about the haters as some of you may think. I could care less about them. And its not about people trying to figure out who i am, because i could care less about that too. 6ab3an ma AFATHEL ena enas et3rf ana meno.. bes if by some chance someone does, i wont make a fuss about it. So thats pretty much it;p.. al7eeen bagoolukum salfa!

okay.. i have this group ta3araft 3alaihum bel takhasos.. most of them are really sweet girls.. o we're all going at the same pace.. o yesadef ena nakheth nafs el classes.. so nadres weya ba3ath wayed.. o fe wa7da feehum etnarfezni.. etyeeebli 7AREJJJJJJ.. anqath menha.. yarabi el bent et7errrrrr.. ANANEYA eb shakel !.. et7en.. togaf foug rasi all the time bes et7en.. sa3at im an inch away from screaming BESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! ENTAY BES ET7ENEN?!! 3AMMA!! bes im too polite to actually say anything.. fa a7gerha..

bes 3ogob fatra.. ekteshaft ena 7aqarat el denya feeha.. So what that i said ene ma7eb banat islamiya? sheno ya3ni? gamat el qeyama?? ba3ad sij!! kel ma yeg3edoon yamna e7eshoon feena bel irani!.. ya3ni 7ash chethe ashkara masheft!!.. oo ham hal bent men hanoo3.. matsa3ed ela el 3ayam.. o ya wailha ele etrafej-ha mo 3eeemeya.. etseer theeba weyaha.. 6ab3an gabel la taklooni begshoori.. im not trying to offend any 3ayam in any way.. bel 3aks.. fe men a3az rab3e that are 3ayam.. oo adre ena not all of them are like that.. just a stupid few.. EL MOHEM.. etseer 7ail 7aqeera.. wetbayen enha 7laiiiiwaaa.. laken warraa ebtesamat-ha duwahi!.. khansameeha Booma.. le'ana sij shakelha chenha Booma.

example # 1
Sh7afana: Booma 3adi asawer ur notes bacher?
Booma: Sh7afana feeeehum kel mo7atharati o 3ndi quiz badresla bel break! ana akhaleelech coBBBBy bel tasweer
Sh7afana: khoash no problem.. mashkoora..
6ab3an amor bel break algaha ga3da etsoolef weya refeejat-ha o SEEEEEFOOOOON tes7ab 3alay TSHHHHHHHHHHH..

oo shetsawe sh7afana? et6aweff.. etgool 7aram mabi athlemhaa..

example #2
Booma etroo7 3nd el doctor gabel emt7ana eb youm.. chan yeqarer ena negdar ensawe a cheat sheet.. wendakhelha ma3ana el exam.. o galaha balghay kel el banat..
the next day bel emt7an.. 5 MINUTES GABEL LEXAM! ashoof wayed men el bnat maskeen sheets.. chan as2al el dr.. chan egool ana balaght Booma etgool 7ag el banat.. 6ab3an mala da3ee agool enha bes gayla 7ag rabe3ha Zainab o Al Zahra2 oo 7awra2.. we7na 6AAAAF!.. oo la7thaw enha kanat daga 3alai gabelha eb youm tes2alni 3an a problem o ga3adt an hour ashra7laha on the phone .. ako a7qar men chethe? :) ..

oo ham Sh7afana et6awef.. etgoool yalla ma 3alaih.. entay a7san menha..

example #3
Me Booma and ilHinfi were walking to the elevator.. wana kent dasha eb neqashat msgs weya a friend.. fa kent lahya with my phone.. o mastaw3abt ena kan fe 3 guys warana walking towards the elevator too.. so as soon as the elevator opens.. i walk in.. wala wa7ed e6eg Ground floor.. Just as the elevator was closing .. astaw3eb ena im the ONLY girl in the elevator! oo Booma wagfa barra el elevator smiling an waving.. it turns out that as i walked in .. Booma ETTELLL el Hinfi as i walk in and tells the guys tefathelaw.. just to embarass me..

meni bedait atnarfaz..

taboon et3rfoon meta ele sij sij SIJJJJJ 3assabt?! khal agoolukum..

we had a midterm at 9:30 am.. o gabelha eb youm kan 3nde 3ers and another midterm.. o mamdani adres ela the weekend before.. So i went to jam3a at 7:30 to study .. oo yaw that same group yadresoon weyay.. wehya yat.. metdoodha mo 3arfa et7el mas2ala.. la7thaw ena ana kent ga3da ADRESS.. wehya ETRAJE3... ako farg shase3!.. ehya darsa o khalsa.. wana tawne ma bedait.. g3adt for 30 mins ashra7laha el problem o shlon 6areeqat-ha.. o 3asa ma sa2alt-ha 3an shay galatli "hatha mo fahmetta.. 6awfeeeh el dr gal mo mohem".. bes kent a7gerha wadresa ANYWAY le'ana kel mas2ala galat 3anha mo mohema yat bel emt7an BETHAB6.. eb the same numbers b3ad.. so while we were all studying.. ako this problem all of us ma gedarna en7elha.. ALL 6 GIRLS! .. oo el emt7an 3ugub niss sa3a.. oo 3 guys in our class maraw jedamna.. usually Booma tes2alhum.. or the other girls.. ana wala mara i approached them..

Booma: Sh7afana 3afya se2leehum.. ana lail7een ga3da anqel el homework
Sh7afana: okay bes maroo7 broo7i.. wa7da feekum etyee weyay..
(El Hinfi tangez wetgoool ANA AYEE WEYACH!)
As il hinfi was getting up .. Booma etelha wetgoolaha GE3DAY!!! wet6ale3ni wetgooli:
Booma: Sh7afana entay roo7ay.. yall bser3a gabel la yamshoon! roo7ay broo7ech .. YALLA!!
(wana atane7.. what am i her maid?!)
Sh7afana: laish talaitay El Hinfi o tabeeni aroo7 broo7i? shako?
Booma: La ana gelt El hinfi 7ayaweya .. wehya jaree2a.. wentay "english school" fa 3adi etkalmeeen shabab.. bes e7na mo "english school" fa mo 3adi enkalem shabab..

YAAAAAAAAAAA SALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM 3ALAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH 3ALA HAL NATHAREYA EL TO77777777FAAAAAAAAA!!!
ANA TANA7T!!! .. sheno ya3ni !!!!! AWAL SHAY .. LA MO 3ADIII EN7ACHI SHABAB MAN3AREFHUM!! BEGHATH EL NATHAR "ENGLISH SCHOOL" WALA MO "ENGLISH SCHOOL"!! ..

ya3niii sabatnii.. sheno ya3nii ?! shqasdech!! .. CHAN A3ASSEB!!

gemt men mukani.. shelt aghrathi .. and i walked away.. on my way .. i came across a guy in class.. chan as2ala law 7al mas2alat el cavitation.. gali ee.. 3a6ani eyaha and told me to keep it he has a copy.. so re7t 6awla broo7i. o g3adt a7elha.. chan etyeeni Booma togaf foug rasi

Booma: Sh7afana yalla wain el mas2ala!
(a7gerha wakamel akteb o ma arfa3 rasi)
Booma: sh7afana yalla abeeeha ma bogga shayyyyyy 3al emt7an badresss-ha!!!
(my blood was boiling and i was THIS close to dumping my Toffee Nut Latte on her UGLY FACE! ya3ni gowat 3ainha! the nerve of that girl!)
Booma: ra7 ta36eeni eyaha wala shlon?
Sh7afana: BOOMA LAW SEMA7TAY WAKHRAY 3ANIIIII O LATKALMEEENI!!!!

HEFFFF BES! WESALT 7ADI MENHA!! 3AMA B3AIN EBLEEEEES-HA!!! 7aratni!!!!!
qaleeelat adab!

tkfoon.. mat7er?!

im going private

I'm going private for a while.. ketbaw ur e-mails if u guys want to be invited .. Thanks

Questions That Piss Me Off

• Entay Kwaiteya? SHRAYKUM!!!! i dont get why people keep on asking me that.. lani shagra.. walaaa 3yoooni zerg.. laish haso2al ya3ni?! oo lama agolohum ee.. esmi SH7afana Bent SH7afan.. YENTHAWLOOON.. "la la mo ma3qooola" .. wai3 chub. ana kwaiteya :( .. JE SUIS KOWEITIENNE!!! ana qarart batmasha o balzeg my passport 3ala yab-heti..
  

• Cham mo3adalech? ekhrasssssssssss!!!!! SHAKO SHAKO!!!!! that question makes me uncomfortable.. LAISH ELEGAFA?!
  

• strangers asking me Entay men benta? Umech meno? Meno ubooch? oo dayman 3ala 6araf elsani MALKUM SHEGHEL.. bess im too polite to say it.. shoofooli 7allll

• Eb cham? im fine lama ppl emoonoon 3alai wamoon 3alaihum yes2elooni ebcham.. bes akooo wa7da.. tes2alni 3an kelshay!!! .. WALLAH MO GA3DA ABALEGH.. "allah 7elo? men wain? ebcham?" .. "eshaweg! ebcham???" .. 3ayal matshoofni lama i shop.. akhame66 oo mashoof el price tags..
  

• Lama we're talking abt somebody.. b3dain wa7da etge6 wayehha besalfa MENO?! if we wanted u in our conversation we would have included u ! .. ya3ni 6ab3an excluding my close friends.. they can ask whatever they want.. family o close friends bethat..
  

• Sh3ndech Kashkha? ORRR 7ag meno!? ya rabi e7erni hal so2al.. LAZEM EKOON 3NDE SHAY 3ASHAN AKSHAKH?!.. kaiiiifiiiiii.. ana akshakh 7ag roo7i mo 7ag a7ad.. KELMAN YARRAAAAAA.. ge6a3
  

• ooo el so'al el 7AQEEEEEEEER --> Cham waznech? ana wayhi ege6 alwan.. a7mar azrag akhthar banafseji.. ele taboona.. oooo atwahag.. tips for the guys who read this.. NEVER ASK A LADY HOW MUCH SHE WEIGHS!
  

akamelukum ba3dain ;p .. elista sh6oolha

What are some questions that piss YOU off?

Reasons Why I Shouldn't Get Married

• i do not like people touching my stuff!! ayen astekhef etha a7ad jas aghrathi .. i like my things around me and i like them a certain way.. messy or neat.. whats that book doing on the middle of my floor? KAIFI I LIKE IT THERE SH3ALAIKUM!
  

• i dont share.
  

• im scared shitless of intimacy.. oo mo zain a6eee7 eb wa7ed romancey! YA DAHWETE! etseer emseeba .. ya3ni mayseer yeg3ad egooli shkether uhwa e7ebni ALLLL DAYYY LONGGG.. it gets old.. it gets BORING.. abi ACTION! abeeeeeh ya6mer men 6ayara bes 3ashan yathbetli 7uba! .. yeg3ad yetghazal feeeni oo yamsek eeeedi and look into my eyes under the moonlight?? GHAL6AAAAAAAAN! ela baz3al o ba7ameg o ared bait ubooy 3ala 6ool.. shyabi?? if i wanted romance i would have married romeo!! .. (em3aqeda? adre)

• Planning a wedding is such a hassle! .. ya3ni all these months of planning oo kelman yestanes wana ga3da eb mokani chene sanam?!!?! ana baghayer hal tradition.. bakhali el 3ers kela ana arges feeh wenas teg3ad et6ale3ni :P
  

• i love my space. let me rephrase that.. i NEEED my space. He can't step into my territory .. i hate husbands that are clingy and neeedy. ya3ni shtabi?! ROO7 EDOWANEYA!!! betred el 2 el fayeR? ana rathya :D ..
  

• He can't be too jelous and possessive. its a major turnoff.. we're equals in marriage.. oo 7elo ena 3elaqatna etkoon based 3al tafahom.. byeg3ad e7e6 reeel 3ala reeel oo yet2amar oo esawe roo7a se sayed wag3ad aghaneela "ya se sayed ya se sayedddddddd" ?

• I dont think theres a man out there that can afford me :P.. or if he can.. befaless meni hehe.. la la jk mo lehal daraja :P
  

• Ana. maynoona. I sky dive.. i bunjee jump.. o go for a swim in the heart of winter.. im sort of a spurr of the moment person.. i can never be the traditional-living-in-my-husbands-shadow kind of wife..
  

• Ma7eb ele e7enoon. a7gerhum.. wallah men siji.. ele e7en 3alay .. aseeer BAAAAAAAAAAAARDAAAA.. wa7ger..
  

• Ma atkhayal nafsi metzawja.. wa7ed aghratha yam aghrathi.. 306oorata yam 3o6oorati..? no no.. thats EXACTLY why im gonna have my own walk in closet where he cant get his man hands on my beautiful Louboutin's and Jimmy Choo's ..
  

• i'm stubborn and proud as hell.. 3aneeda..
  

• 3ala golat Samantha Jones "i love you but i love myself more"
  

Reason Why I Should Get Married:

• A husband makes a good accessory :P
  

Life Taught Me..

• That everyone gets shot down and needs to stand back up.

• That life is not fair. But u have to get up .. live with it and deal with it ...

• That when you feel that the weight of the world is on your shoulders, you have to stand up and fight it all.

• That no matter how big and powerful a person may think he his, feeh ele akbar menna.

• That what goes around comes around and to believe in Karma.
  

• That allah ya36ee kel ensan 3ala gad neyetta

• That I have to put a smile on my face and think positive things no matter how hard things may get and laugh them off.
  

• That people will shock, hurt and backstab you. But you have to keep them in the past and forget about them, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.
  

• That allah maythaye3 ta3ab a7ad.
  

• That nothing worth having comes easy. You have to work hard for what you want.
  

That loving someone is like giving them the power to break you.

i vote NOT TO VOTE!

• about my last post.. i sound like a bitter divorcee dont i ? :P .. well im over that now.. bes shakhs thalamni eb shaghla.. o bele may7aftha.. bes.. ghassla eeedi ana

• WAIIII3 ENTEKHABAT!!!! .. el jam3a.. ZA7MA!!!!!! laish chethe lazem asfe6 eb3eeed wamshiiiiii malyoun sa3a just to get to classs.. 7asha jehad mo jam3a!

• guess who won el ete7ad for the MILLIONTH time in a row? YUP! you know it, mako ghairhum. 3elmeya.. ma7ad emkhali el jam3aa zeft o kharbana ghairhum. Sarluhum 30 senna wel jam3a nafs-ha ma teghayerat.. la ta6aworat.. la enjazat.. laaaaa ay ba6eeekh azrag.. ana ba3aref shloon esawtoonlohom? ya3ni khabeen 3omorhum dayneeeen o moslemeeeen.. bes mashoofhum esa3doon sefooor.. kelaaaa ele men rabe3hum
  

• APPARENTLY islamiya and itlafeya are two COMPLETLEY different things. itlafeya a.k.a "3elmeya" are for senna.. and islamiya is for shee3a.. yup. ya3ni ana 3abali gabel nafs eshay.. tefaja2t youm darait.. ham eb hathee fe tafreqa? and they expect me to vote?!

out of sight.. out of mind and LOOOONG forgotten!!

A lot of you might be wondering about my sudden bitterness on my last post.. And for everyone that was concerned, I would like to thank you.

I would like to clarify that I have never hated anyone before. But lama el wa7ed yenthelem.. O yenqeher.. Qasben 3alaih..

I read once somewhere that "he who angers you, conquers you.." And I decided I'm letting go of that anger. I've been upset over this for a very long time now. 7arga dami o a3sabi talfana sh7aga?? :p shala 7adni.. Ana agool bage6a kela ba7aaar oo 6aAAAAAAF..7sab-hum 3nd rab-hum..


I'll elaborate later.. When I have a chance to

Ashoof Feek Youm

7asbi allah w n3m el wakeel feek. 3asak ma tewafag la eb denyetek wala akhra yarab.. 7asbi allah 3alaik.

After a long day of classes.. i find THIS on my car!

e7lef?! EB THEMETEK!? "sorry etha athaitech aw thayagtech?!" .. LA WALLAH ABAD! ma7shooom! .. thayagtni? ELA LAWA3T CHABDI!! ya weld el 7alal la7egni men mukan laih mukan 7ataaa laihh mesafe6 el jam3a khalaitni shobha jedam khelg allah.. shakhabtni.. kent bangeleb besayara welsebba enta!!! wetgooli "PLEASE CALL".. 3ama b3ain ebleeesek enshalah!!!

Don't Give Me Excuses.

Don't you hate it when someone gives you excuses for the way they are? When a good girl has gone bad? When she does things that are shocking and unforgivable? Then gives you some bullshit excuse on how hard and messed up her life wasThat she lost her way and its because of everything that happened to her.

This is what i have to say to you.

NO ONE got the drinks and the drugs and shoved it in your face and told you qasben 3alaich takhtheena! You did that WILLINGLY. Entay the3tay we7na kelena yamech. We were all there for you. We warned you and tried to stop you many MANY times. As my duty as a friend, ma tekhalait 3anech. But i also have to think about myself. Law sem3etech mo hametech, tara ana sem3ete et-hemni. But you cant help someone that doesn't want your help. You hurt yourself and hurt us all along with you. You destroyed yourself. You drifted away. Entay ele rafajtay nas zbala and screwed us all over. O yayatna 3ugub kel hatha asking for our forgiveness and wanting everything to go back the way they were? Naaah aah. Sorry. Ana wa7da metrabya o ma aqbal ene amashi nas teshrab wetbarbes o allah ye3lam what else you do. Allah yaster 3alaikum enshalah.

Telling me how messed up and hard your life was does not justify what you did. Kelena 3ndenna hmoom edenya. We might stray a little bit bes we snap back and come back to our senses. Don't you dare say that we didnt try to stop you. Yama yaitlech o TARAJAITECH tatrekeen hal kharabee6. Yama kent agoolech entay bent nas. You have brothers and a family. 3aib ele ga3da etsaweena. Entay ma terabaitay 3ala chethe. Bes Entay ma3danech zbala. Entay kentay tabeen chethe. Entay 7ABA chethe. Ma bel yad 7eela. We7na kelena enkheda3na feech. mako shay bedenya yegdar yebarer ele ga3da etsaweena!

You tell me you've had it hard and demand my sympathy? NO FREAKIN WAY! I've had it hard too. My life wasn't as easy as everyone sees. Just because i have a smile plastered on my face all the time doesn't mean my life is perfect. Try growing up with barely a mother there. Try having a screwed up childhood. Try holding a dead cold corpse in your arms for 2 hours because no one else could do it but you. TRY SOME OF THAT THEN TELL ME YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN HARD. I pity you. And you will never get my sympathy. You do not deserve it.

Sunshine & Caffeine

Now that i had my dose of sunshine.. tanning ..beach.. poool.. and friends.. MAZAAAAJEE TA3ADAL YA NAS!!! bes khalas 7abaaait el 3eeeeed ;p .. you'd be suprised what a little dose of sunshine will do to you! ..

men awal ma wesalt el shalaih wana mayooohi ma farajj jesmi ! :P .. 24 sa3a labsetta.. ya rabiiii walaht 3al ba77aaaaaaar wel poooooooool wel shalaiiiih.. men awal ma wesalttt chan seeeeda a6ebbbb el ba7ar .. b3dain el poool.. b3dain el ba7ar AGAIN..cheni mo shayfa khair.. SHAHAR KAMEL MO 6ABA SHAHAR!! chan enteyama3 kelena o nel3an le3ba esemha BULLSHIT .. o 3ogobha la3abna le3ba thanya esemha ASSHOLE.. walah men siji .. asameehum chethe.. sowalef Aunty A ;p .. b3dain 6ab3an re7t starbucks akheth my dose of caffiene.. dashait chene dashaa dewaneya.. amshe wasalem ;p .. "ooh hallaaa wallah" .. "ahlaaaaaaain" .. "3eeeeedkum embarak!!"

o youm radait .. ela sar belail.. wala amur yam el poool.. ya rabi chena el poool emshawegniiii .. chan 3ala 6ool afsakh my shorts.. t-shirt and flipflops WA6UB! .. shway wala rab3ee yayeeenli .. fa qararna enbase6 3al ba7ar .. wenyeeb laptopatna.. wel 7ab.. wensoolef ta7at el njooom fel hawaa2 el 6alq.. 6ab3ann laptopatna tenage3aw bel trab.. o eglebat the7ek o maskhara ..

we ended our night with a a late LOOOONG walk at the beach.. my day was PERFECT ;*

enshalah ana 7adra now.. batlabas wakshakh le'ana ma3zoooma..

how did your 3eeed go ?

p.s. thank u everyone for ur comments on the previous post .. ayamkum sa3eeeda :)

3eeDKum Embarak

UPDATE: im posting wana mensad7a 3al ba7ar wel jawwww raw3aaa ..baraaaad.. e7taraitaw? ;p

3eedkum Embarak o 3asakum men el 3aydeen wel fayzeen enshalah

Kel 3am wentaw bkhair.

usually i get very excited when 3eed comes. ag3ad men fayir allah akshakh watlabas wa3ayed..

bes madre shfeeni hal 3eeed mekta2ba.. estaghfrlah karhaa el 3eed hal senna.. i wish i can sleep through it.. im not used to not waking up to the sound of her voice.. even if it were a phonecall.. Aw etkoon awal ensana adeg 3alaiha wa3ayed 3alaiha if she wasn't here in kuwait. I miss her.. Allah yer7mch.. May your soul rest in peace enshalah..

True Strength..

Anyone can give up, its the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, thats true strength.

A Daddy's Girl.. Guilty As Charged!

bagoolukum shay.. et3rfooon hal so2al el maleeeq ele sa3at yes2eloona eyah --> "meno et7ebeen akthar?? umech wala ubooch?!" the question they've been asking since i was three! when they ask me this zegan of a question i feel like slapping them! .. le'ana there is no right answer .. etha getluhum baba (which is true.. i do love my dad more).. ya36oooni a lecture about how erasool gal "omak thom omak thomak thom aboooka".. o shloon umi e7malat feeeeni wana kent eb ba6enha 9 months.. o shlooon ehya ele et3ebat 3alay o rabatni o maysheno.. well.. WHAT IF ehya mat3ebat 3alay o rabatni? what if she was barely ever there growing up? what if i dont remember her much in my childhood memories? Is it still wrong to say i love my dad more? but then again.. ive always been a daddy's girl and ive always been my dad's favorite ..

And lets say i say i love my mother more. they give me this look like they're saying YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT!.. al7eeen uhwa ele sarraf 3alaiiiich.. oo edal3ech.. o em3ayshech eb hal 3ezz.. and put a roof over ur head.. o akher shay u pick ur mother?

SEEE?! no right answer!.. POINT PROVEN! so i might as well LIE and tell them i love my parents equally.
SO PLEASE FELLOW READERS.. do not ask hal so2al el sakheeeef ele mala lazma!! le'ana eyeebli 7arej.. the next person that asks me that im going to STRANGLE him or her!

Somebody tell my head to try to tell my heart That I'm better off without you

elyoum shefta! .. i was scared all day that i would see him.. bes lama shefta ma hagait chethe .. mako tharat shoug wala 7anan wala lahfa ;p .. tuwaqa3t ra7 oolah 3alaih.. o galbi ra7 yetga6a3 3alaih .. but NOOOO... .. for some reason jabalt wayha for 2 hours and i felt NOTHING ! yup.. nothing at all ;p g3adt at3assar eb mukani a7awel i feeel something for him.. love.. hatred.. sorrow.. ANYTHING... kent abi ayshay yathbet ena 3nde galb.. bes wain mako shay 6ala3 weyay ;p men siji!!! .. we were stuck eb the same office for practically 2 hours o ma 7assait eb shay .. WALA SHAYYYY.. o ga3da agool ebali haw shlooon? hatha ele kent menhara 3alaih o bamoot 3ashana wal7eeen 7aalaa 7al el maz-hareya ele 7a6eenha 3al 6awla? la la sh7afana.. shlon chethe.. hathi abad ma sarat..

bes la3at chabdi shway .. . i dunno if it was the chocolate milk i had the day before OR sha3ra hatha ele em6awla o mestanes feeeh.. yikhhhhhhh!

im confused ;p .. shouldn't i be feeling something? hehe .. a shred of ANYTHING perhaps?

is my heart turning into stone?

p.s. it was cute though the way he kept on staring at me o 3abala ma la7athT ;p.. kelmetain lek mako ghairhum. ROO7. MOOT.

Mughamarati Bel ma3rath - Part DEUX ;p

Gabel la abdi wagoolukum 3an mughamarati ele bel ma3rath part two ;p .. bomanasabat ena laptopi qarar yente7er o yengessem ne9ain.. re7t sharait wa7ed IDENTICAL to my old laptop.. except el keyboard bes english.. apparently mali was 1.83 something wel aydad mena is 2.22 or something oo el yedeed ele ga3da astakhdema al7eeen asra3 o feeh dvd writer o ashya2 .. wayed khabba 3alay sara7a :P .. yeeebooli ayshay that has a keyboard o beds KAFEEE! la wazeeedkum.. getluhum esheeloon el old hard disk mali .. we7e6oona eb the new laptop.. 3ashan ma7eb sho3oor laptop yedeed ;p .. el mohem.. nerja3 ela me7war 7adeethna.. akamelekum!

• Gabel el efteta7 eb youm.. we had to go en7e6 aghrathna o chethe. Fa there was this girl, amerha mashkook menna.. ya3ni tgdroon etgooloon kent shaka bakhlaq-ha shway.. ya3ni she was dressed up like a boy.. bes 3adi.. SO WAS I .. ray7een we set up o chethe .. i was wearing a training suite o n3al o raf3a sha3ree.. fa i assumed she was dressed that way too 3ashan she had to work.. just like ME! fa alla esalemkem.. khansameeha Sbaya .. Sbayya ray7a rada 3alaiii.. tebtesem.. she nods and waves at me.. wana 6ab3an ma gassart.. amshee wawaze3 ebtesamat.. so while i was standing on a chair hanging something she approaches my partner

Partner: hallaa sbaya shlonech?!
Sbaya (in a VERY husky MANLY voice) hallaa ukhooyy
Me(still not trusting my intuition.. in the spirit of rmethan makent abi a7e6 eb themeti wagool 3anha boya ya nas.. 7ARAM! )

elmohem.. throughout the day.. soolafna.. o we became good friends.. khathat my number.. o my e-mail .. serna rabe3 khalas ;p
so belail .. My partners older brother approaches me and calls me over..
K: sh7afano o yahad! ta3alay..
Me: hala :S .. shfeek
K: sarlech el youm kela et-hathreen weya Sbayya.. sh3ndech?
Me: haww 3adi .. shfeeek
K(metwaheg mo 3aref shloon egoolha): tara boya.. la te7takain feeha wayed..
Me: waiiih 7aram 3alaik ma3ndek salfa mafeeha shay el bent!!

So the first day of the ma3rath comes.. wesalt early .. at around 7:30..
i saw her men b3eed.. so i smiled and waved.. o kamalt sheghle.. i could have sworn ena the WHOLE time id see her lurking around and staring .. and kel ma arfa3 3aini 3alaiha.. etlef wayeha ebser3a.. o yosalni menha msg "shaklech WOW!" .. hmm.. that shoould have been a HUGE HINT .. but NOOOOO.. ekhetkum sh7afana bgara o ma testaw3eb.. . by the second day.. i realized my suspicions were in place. She kept on msging me ALL NIGHT. some msgs were lovey dovey.. oo the whole time bel ma3rath.. she'd be staring.. khare3atni!!!! .. youm gelt 7ag K.. gali "GAL3AA!! ana mo gayelech lat7acheeenha?!".. el bent 6le3at etmeel ela el banat akthar ya jema3a!! wana al7een mebtalsha.. she wont stop calling .. SHSAWE?!

• Me & my partner are supposed to be giving out fliers to the people passing by our booth. And what ive noticed that my partner mo g3d ya36ee wayed nas.
  

Me:Partner!! ! laish mo ga3d ta36eeehum!!
Partner: ma36ee jeyaker ana.
Me: !! (MEN GAAAAAAAAAAL SHALLOW!!!)

• Me wagfa 3al booth and a guy emqater approaches me

Guy: sheno mashroo3kum hatha?
Me (etsame3la wetgooola kelshay for the 100th time!)
Guy: enzain etha ana ba3reth montajatii 3ndukum.. yeseer?
Me: ee eseer ukhooy.. en7e6a 3ndena bel site for free bes lenna nesba basee6a men mabee3atek ele kanat through us.. bes sheno el ashya2 ele etbee3ha?
Guy: jnaa6.. jowati.. kelshay .. 6ab3an kelhum taqleeb .. ajeebhum men el 9eeen wel yaban.. (did he just say taqleed!?)
Me(kal3ada tane7at.. you lost me at taqleed.. anything that came after was a blur!): bes e7na ma na3reth shay taqleed 3andenna.. sorry ukhooy.
Guy: laish laa? tara sooooghum mashi! (YUBA EFHAM YA THOOR!.. egooloon el tekrar ye3alem...?)
Me: ee makhtalafna.. im sure sooghum mashi bes ukhooy e7na mana3reth 3andena ashya2 taqleed.. asfa ukhooy
(and the guy em7anech ela yabeeeee na3reth ashya2aaaa 3andenna!.. hes debating with us.. and gives us his card.. o yabi he shows me samples.. YUBA MANT3AMAL WEYAAA TAQLEEEEED E7NA KHALASSSNA!! HEFFFFF!! MO RATHY YEFHAM! i felt like screaming)

• One of the organizers there kan 7AIIIL ya7laila.. he was so helpful.. o ma gassar weyana sara7a.. all of them ma gasseraw.. bes uhwa belthat.. he helped us with our booth.. ma3a ena he didnt have to .. o he helped us with kelshay.. oo 7AIIIL mo7taram o 7laiw.. so we'd give each other the occasional smile .. he'd come ver several times throughout el ma3rath asking us if we needed anything (so did the others..so dont get any funny ideas.. although he was cute.. hmmmmm) .. and whenever he'd pass by and see me working .. he'd give me the thumbs up.. o theres this girl.. who i thought was bel 30's .. but apparently ehya mowaleed 85 .. lazzga feeh.. wain mayroo7 ehya warah.. o whenever he'd talk to me.. she'd give me the dirtiest looks .. ana shako ;s.. o kelshway lama he'd come over she's come and tell me "hatha katkooooti" OR.. "ib themetech mo katkooot??".. when he isnt looking.. o kanat eb qemat el 7AQARA weyay.. ma3a ena the guy maskeen! 6oool elwagt g3d e7awel essaref-ha aw yen7ash menha.. wehya emchalba feeeh.. o she has the decencey to be rude to me and thinking something is going on ma3a ena its STRICTLY business.! .. SHTABEEEEEN!

ako wayed ashya2 sarat bes chena el post sar 6oweel? ;p awagef hni.

Mughamarati Bel ma3rath - Part 1 ;p

Update!
my beautiful pink laptop broke in half :( .. so im going to buy a new one today untill mine gets fixed..

Khan agoolukum 3an mugharamati o these little incidents that happened bel ma3rath:

• My first customers came. before the opening and i was mentally or physically ready to recieve anyone. But since they were 4-5 men and i was at the booth alone, i had to take them. Kel ma agool kelma in english ezefni eshayeb! .. HAW SHTABE! SHLOON TABEEENI AGOOOOOL VISA OR MASTER CARD IN ENGLISH?! KHAIR!!

• awal ma balash el efteta7.. wagfa weya my partner at the booth.. ma w3ait ela a man comes surrounded by other men o like 20 reporters following him and i was blinded by FLASHES!! .. not to mention being bombarded by questions! chan atwahag .. wan7ash :P .. and i left my partner standing alone maskeeen uhwa ele kalaha :P .. later on gali yal habla that was haytham el shaye3.. well i didnt want to look like a complete idiot on camera ! i was petrified! 7assait chenna papparazi :P yess im a coward
  

• youni 2 guys el booth.. g3adt ashra7luhum 3an kelshay.. akher shay chan the guy e6ale3 el brochure wegooli:

Guy: hatha raqam meno feekum? raqmech wala raqma?
Me: Hatha el call center ukhooy.. la raqmi wala raqma. etha 7athretek 3ndek ay as2ela deg 3ala hal raqam.
Guy: entaw sheghelkum 24 sa3a??
?Me: bel website malna.. tegdar etdesh 3alaih o etsawe 6alab aw etdezlena e-mail ay wagt.. we7na we'll contact you. CHAN JELEEEL EL 7AYYYAAAAAAAA yaghmezli!! (YUP HE WINKED AT ME!)
Guy: ya3ni 3adi adeg 3ugub el 12 am 3adi?? ;)" with a STUPID grin on his face. I WANTED TO SMACK HIM! ..
ana wayhi sar a7mar o tuwahagt! ana broo7i ata2te2 when i talk to guys, o aste7e! hal marra hatha eyeeni wegooli chethe?! la la la!!

• Yanni wa7d thani el booth while my partner was busy with someone else. 7elo? shara7tla kelshay.. chan yes2alni:

Man: Hatha ukhooch?
Me: no hatha shereeki
Man: shlon et3arfoon ba3ath? et9eeroon 7ag ba3ath? (ENTA SHAKO!!!!)
Partner jumps in and says
Partner: ee tegdar etgoool
Man: ee shlooon?
Partner: nesayeb (through clenched teeth)
Man looks straight at me and says
Man: hatha zoujech? (i laughed!! .. my partner is 16 years old.. baby!!! oo eg9eer 7AIL! .. kent bagooola ya3niii law farggg el 3umur 6afat 3alaik.. then farg el 6oool ham e6oof 3alaik?!!!)

• 6ab3an i dont even want to mention the people that come and edeshoon eb bal3oooomi men kether their questions! .. OH YES PLEASE BOMBARD ME WITH UR NEVER ENDING STUPID QUESTIONS CAUSE IM NOT TIRED AND I DONT HAVE A MILLION PEOPLE WAITING BEHIND YOU.. OH AND THE FACT THAT I NEED TO PEEE AND CANNOT TAKE A BATHROOM BREAK BECAUSE OF U!!

• ORRRR .. eyooni two guys

Guy1: mashroo3kum sheno bethab6? ana shefta 3ala el facebook bes medri sheno hatha
Me(starts explaining)
Guy2 interrupts and says: ee shefna grouBBBBBBBBech 7ata thefnach bes ma sawaitay add
Me(tetwahag kal3ada) Ukhooy al7een adez a7ad yeshra7lek :)
then i smile and walk away as usual!
shsaw ya3ni kheft!
o chaykaw el msg ele daza on facebook
شخبارج انا امس كنت بالمعرض
الله يعطيكم العافيه عليه كان خووش معرض
والموقع وايد حلو
انا الي امس كنتي قاعده تشرحين لي
:)))
بالصدفه شفت اسمج قلت اكيد اهي الي امس كانت تشرح لي
فرصه سعيده خيتوو :))

khayto? KHAYTO?! meno khaytoo?! AGOOOOOOOOL latgooli khayto la KAFFFFF! thaneyan.. EL3AN KHAYREK SHENO E3GAIDI!!!

akamelekum b3dain ;p

Prince Charming 7athrettek Meta Etsharref!!

Tadroon etha yani Prince Charming sheno awal shay basaweeh?!


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I'm gonna SLAP HIM wagoola WAINEK MEN ZEMAN!!?

7ayakum!

Update!

• I leave at around 11:45-12ish.. bes el ma3rath laih 1 am ..
  
• My feet hurt, im tired as hell, ive been working non-stop for days and im basically exhausted BUT I FEEL GREAT!!!! Today was the first day of the ma3rath and we're already getting SUBSTANTIAL amounts of feedback and mail! and we still havent launched are website yet! .. MASHALAH MASHHALLAH MASHALAH! dont wanna jinx it.. STILL 2 DAYS LEFT! .. Come if u can :)
  

Ma3rath Ebda3ati starts TOMMORROW! .. its for 3 days.. the 18th, 19th and 20th at movenpick - freezone.. it starts at 9 pm.. 7ayakum ;p .. ill be there.. at one of the booths and u can take a wild guess at who i am ;) ..

if you come write a comment with ur e-mail ta7at and guess who i might be .. the person that gets it right will get an e-mail from me.

See u guys there ;p

3amma!!

elyoum.. i had to go to avenues with my mom to buy a few things nagseeni.. re7naa 3al 8 3ashan net7asha el za7ma.. so my mom walks into boots and i go to lucky brand.. wala 7athretta wa7ed la7egni!!! .. khara3ni.. i ignored him.. o kamalt my shopping.. wana 6al3a wala 7athretta wagefli barra.. lama marait chan egooli tara raqme ga6aita bel chees.. HAWWWW!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FELLLLLLLL! shlooon??? META!?!?!!? emdaah!?!? besmellah shakait eb 3umre.. how the hell could he get close enough ena ege6 raqma ib one of my carrier bags without me noticing?! 3AMA B3AIN EBLEEESA!! .. so he must have been inches away from me to drop it in there! .. wana wala 3al baaaaal.. eb 3alam thani.. just the thought of it makes me shudder..

lama wesalt 3nd umi .. a6el dakhel each cheees.. o fe3lan.. there was a fatoora rolled up o 3alaiha raqam o esem "3ADEL".. wai3 wai3 wai3! .. men kether ma la3at chabde qalaita 3al arth.. 7ata ma ne6art agrab ezbala.. 3assa bes tengass eeedek ya jeleel el 7ayya!! .. etmed eeedek dakhel cheeeeeeesssi ?! if i was QUEEN id have his hands cut off! yetjara2 weye soubi el KALB!

ana ba3aref.. ele methla men sej-hum??? 3abala nathra mennnna ra7 anfeten o seeda badeg 3alaih??? how does that work exactly? e6eeee7ooon men 3aini el banat ele yakhthoon arqam. ya3ni ya BAQARA methel ma ta3araf 3alaich bel share3 .. bered eqellech bel share3! .. a7ess its degrading weqalal men gader el bent!..

im curious.. girls that take numbers from random guys.. and the other way around.. what do they expect from each other?? oo sheno nethamhum?

El Jamra Ma Bte7ru2 Ela Ma7ala..

I have always been the girl that forgives with a blink of an eye. The girl that never carries a grudge. The girl that forgives but never really forgets.
But what do i do when i cannot forgive someone? Etha rabi yaghfer, shlon ana ma aghfer?! bes mani gadra.. ana galbi 3umra ma 3araf el karaheya. bes ga3da a7es ene ga3da AKRAH hal ensan. Ma at7amal asma3 soota aw ashoofa. Ma a6eeeg ashoof soorta. And if i run by his picture bel ghala6 wedii akfakh el laptop 3al 6oufa. I'm hating him with all my might! How can someone SO GOOD do such a terrible thing? mani lagya tharat ra7ma eb galbi! does that make me heartless? does that make me a COLD HEARTED BITCH!? Ya3ni i hear him talk, the old me would have broken down in tears. But now, when i hear all of this. All i feel is pure hatred. I dont even WANT to listen to what he has to say. Nothing he can say could justify what he did. I need him to feel every shred of pain he made me feel. Wedi agool allah ewafga oo esam7a. BES MANI GADRA! I do not wish him well. Mabi agool allah esahella darba. Le'ana ana enthelamt. Le'ana ana mani gadra a3eesh nafs lawadem. I wont say i cant live without him because thats total bullshit. I CAN live without him.

I go out. I laugh along with my friends. But every time i spot someone that resembles him my heart starts thumping. Or when i see his car parked somewhere wedi anzel and smash his windows! Or better yet slash his tires!

He claims ena what he did was 7ag "masla7ti" o 3ashan 3nda "themeer". WHAT A TOTAL LOAD OF CRAP! Your just a TAD too late! sh3ugba??? tawa themeerek yes7a?! tawa etkhaf 3ala masla7ti? TAWEK testaw3eb? Roo7. moot.

Kint nawya i drop that class that we have together. But i wont anymore. Abi akser 3aina. Abi abayenla ena ma haz sh3ara men rasi. That im living my life. That i havent shed a tear. That he DOES NOT know me too well. And that im STRONGER than he thinks i am. Abi yestaw3eb na uhwa NEQ6A men bain ba7ar. Ena uhwa WALA SHAY. Even if it were the last thing i do.

One day im gonna walk straight by him, with my head up high, o ra7 e6ale3ni o ra7 YET7ASSAF 3alay. I was the best goddam thing that ever happened to him.


magool ela 7asbi allah .....


p.s. adri im a little bitter.. o hal post ethayeg el khelg.. bes i had to get it out of my system ;p

You know what?

SCREW YOU.

i can't believe i got tangled in your web of your lies. screw you and screw all the lies that came along with you.

p.s. i will be away for a while. i need to clear my mind and pull myself back together.

Smile..

Smile. It makes people wonder what your up to..

Slow Dancing =)

I miss slow dancing with my grand father.. whenever we'd be at a party or a wedding they would always put that ONE song for couples .. he'd always pull me to dance with him. It was our thing. And how all my cousins would get jealous because he would always pick ME. He would always say that im the prettiest girl in the party(kelesh mo sij ;p). Ya 7elwa. Allah e6aweli eb 3umra ya rab ;* I miss him so much =(.. shakleee im gonna book a flight and go visit him for a couple of days.

aBi Laiih Galaw Sh7afana em3a9ba.. ENAS TARJEFF!! ;P

abi at3alam shlon a3asseb o to be taken SUPER SERIOUSLY lama a3asseb! .. le'ana walah sij AFASHEL!.. when i get mad.. my two year old niece and nephew DIE LAUGHING.. wain haiiibtiii? waiiin prestigeee?! 2 year olds yeth7ekooon 3alay wa7ess roo7iii saida?! WALLAH 7AAAAAAALAAA!! oo etha 3asabt .. my time span is 5 MINUTES!.. tkfoon.. fe a7ad e3asseb 5 MINUTES BES?!?!.. oo sayraaa i never take anything personally .. a7ad ghala6 3alay .. a7ad ga6 kelma.. wana wala 3al baaaal.. o 6aaaaaf ..
oo men enoo3 eleee eseer feeeni "ANA M3ASSSSSSBA !!!!!" oo after 5 minutes ashoof shay OOOOOH SHINY.. and ansa ana llaish 3asabt.. fa shofooli 7al 7ag hal mshkella!..
abi chethe lama a3asseb enas ETKHAF! fa 3almoooni ;p

entaw shlon et3asboon!?

So2al ye6ra7 nafsa!!

George Clooney ORRRRR Pierce Brosnan!?






















le'ana el sara7 bedaw enafsoon ba3ath ;p .. gabel kent amoot amoot amoot AMOOT 3ala clooney.. bes al7een meyoooli sarat ela Pierce Brosnan..
wayyyy ya 7elwaaa..

who would u rather see naked? ;p

THANK GOD IM SINGLE!!!!!

i am beyond PISSSSED OFFFFFF !

shyaboon shabab leq8 sayreen zag? (mo kelhum 6ab3an.. 3ashan el shabab ele yegroon hal post la yaklooni begshoori) ..
3asa ma 6ela3t weya a friend benroo7 elmokan leflani her BOYFRIEND MA YERTHA! sheno ya3ni?! ESHFEEEH SUL6AN ZEMANA! ana agoool estereeee7 wegleb wayhekk.. whats up with that? or lama agooool 7ag another friend ha shrayech ente3asha eb nino.. etgooli i dont think my bf will let me.. i was shocked!! WAYYYY BEYOND SHOCKED!! sheno ya3ni !!!! yet7akam feeha men al7eeen???? i even know a girl her bf yet7akam behdooomha.. and he once broke up with her cause of what she was wearing.. oo oqsem belah ena lebs-ha makan fee shay !!!!!! makan emra9ra9 aw egseer.. kan 3adi !!

do these guys have control issues? does he need to flex his muscles oo yet7akam eb kel esgheera wekbeera 3ashan HE FEELS LIKE A MAN!?????? or are they just insecure ?

7arooooni 3ama b3ain ebleeees-hum! wele 7arni akthar enaa my friends em6aw3eeenhum.
bes el sharha mo 3alaihum! el sharha 3ala my friends ele ma36eenhum wayh.

hefffftt.

its moments like these A7MED RABIIII ena im single. wa7med rabi ena 3umre ma6e7t eb wa7ed chethe. ma3a enna every guy ive been with was jelous and possessive. ya3ni el gheera ele taqmet. bes it was never to this extent.

a3eed wakarer. lazem YESTA2THENOOON menna 3ashan tekremoon EBOLOON! entaw mestaw3ebeeen?

o shay thani b3ad nesaita!! .. one of my friends ele getlukum 3nhum foug... kanat betyeeb a red car.. 7abeebha mo rathy! yabeeeha etyeeb black cuz a7mar "yalfet el nathar".. METKHAYLEEEN!?!?!?!?! 3AMELE FEEHA SEE SAYED!

ge6ee3a.

RAJA2AN! ele mo single la yegra ;p

Update: JUST TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR
when i say "emghazal" i dont mean tereqem o hal ashya2 el maskhara.. i meant INNOCENT emghazal :P .. emghazal 3yoon.. where i steal a peek here and there..

best things about being single 3nde are:

1. Lemghazal ;p .. for example: nertaz eb lorenzino wen6ale3 ele raye7 wele yay. and by ele raye7 wele yay i mean gorgeous guys :P

2. checking a guy out and NOT feeling guilty about it! ..

3. Agdar age6 mobiley wa6la3 weya my friends o mared alga SETEEN ALF missed call o wa7ed m6anger o m3a9eb 3alai ;p .. bes seriously, Sa3at kent ag3ad weya my girls.. and im having fun.. b3dain faj2a my friend asks me hows flan? then i remember OH SHIT I FORGOT TO CALL HIM! .. b3dain arketh laih my phone wadeg 3alaih "hi 7abeebi (A)".. shsawe when im with the girls ansa ;p

4. Not having to look pretty all the time for him. 6ab3an ana akshakh 7ag roo7i mo 7ag a7ad, bes when ur with someone.. lazem 3al AQAL shaklech e9eer "cute" 7aga

5. FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!!! You can do whatever the hell you want

6. Asafer o madeg ela 3ala ahali aw my friends o ma3nde a7ad yetsharah 3alay lama ared ;p

7. You can have guy friends o mako a7ad "eghar" o eyaneni eb gheerta

8. Having my own space

9. No more stupid arguments about the irrelevant stupid stuff ;p

10. Having to think of what to get him for every occasion. Valentines, Anniversaries.. etc

11. Fatoorat talfooooni ma tosal mallyooon :P seriously. cheaper phone bills (el mafrooth hehe)

12. Not having to stroke the fragile male ego

13. Mako a7ad a7ateeeeh .. ela lama kan eqarer ena yabe eroo7 diving EB NE9 ELAIL! .. kent ayen.. ma anam

14. No one is going to get insulted when you spend the day at the beach checking out el EXTREMLEY hot guys bel shalaih ele yamkum :P

wentaw? whats the best thing about being single 3ndukum!?

3 Down and One To Go!

Um Mit3ib is bacck!!! khal asma3 yebaaaabkum!
KOLOLOLOLOLLOOOOSH

Nawartay leq8

bes yeetay o yebtay weyach ler6ooba allah ehadach

7AMDELA 3AL SALAMA !

p.s. hallaaah hallaaah bel emghazal ;p

Bes bagi 9aBooN ;*

Why Are You So Insecure?!

why are some girls so insecure?! shesalfa?! the second i say ONE word to her boyfriend tekhtere3 o tekhtb9 w khalatni mayta 3alaih o im after him o BABOOGA MENHA!? ;p CHILLLL! i am not interested in your boyfriend! so calm the fuck down! you can keep him bel 3afya 3alaiiiiiich o 3alaiiiih.. Why are you so threatened by me?? again.. NOT INTERESTED! so you can stop your dramatic episodes.
just one question.

Why are you so insecure?!

Man Khan Lajlik Yekhoonek!

u know what pisses me off MORE than a cheater?


The other woman that KNOWS about the wife/girlfriend. ya3ni ya WA6YA ya SAFLA.. yaa MON7A6A.. he belongs to someone else! Just because he is LOW enough to cheat on his wife/girlfriend, doesn't give you the right to go ahead with it!..

Think of it this way. He's used goods! No one wants any hand me downs!..

Out of ALL the men you could have, out of all the men in the world you choose to go after THE MARRIED ONE?! or the one with the girlfriend?!

i know girls that say that guys that are married or have girlfriends makes them more desired.
screw that. magoolukum ela

"Man Khan Lajlek YEKHOONEK!"

o let me tell you a story behind this.
I know a woman that married a pilot while he was married to someone else. Because of her, he left his kids and wife. Ten years later, he's left HER for another woman.

Mani shamata bes A7SAN testahlain! You had no regard to his former life. You broke up a family. You encouraged his behavior! You didn't care about his kids or his wife. You just wanted him. Karma is a bitch isn't it? =)

abasherkum.. ENKHE6ABT! ;p

eee na3am.. garaitaw sa7.. enkhe6abt..
wazeedkum .. 3umra 40 sinna!!
o shafni wana dasha starbucks! .. o la7agni laih baitna.. oo murt ukhooh dagat 3ala umi o 6lebatni..

SHRAYKUM?! :D

khal asawee rewind shwaya ;p

ana marait Bi6Bi6 men baithum.. that was el theher! .. tawni ga3da men enoum o mista3sera.. mo emash6a kesheti .. o labsa training suite.. o ray7a amur el de3la BI6BI6.. le'ana malha khelg etsoog.. o kena benred el bait en6ale3 sex and the city..

6ab3an mamdani i drink my coffee men 7anat-ha.. so on the way back .. gelna enmur nakheth take away.. oo enmur jam3eya enyeeb popcorn wenred..

nezalna starbucks.. o radaiiina rekbana el sayara .. o kel hatha momla7theen ena akoo wa7ed la7egna.. 3ogob ma wesalt baitna.. oo badesh garagna.. chan astaw3eb.. OKH.. hatha men meta warana?! men gal sa6la?

ELMOHEM! .. elyoum ana ray7a el salon.. ela ashoof umi etdeg 3alay ..

Me: hala mama
Mama: kintay eb starbucks yesterday?
Me: ya.. laish?
Mama: nothing just asking (chan etsakra bwayhi! haww! )
haw shesalfa? why is mama so interested if i went to starbucks aw la..

lama radait el bait CHAN EKHTI ETFATENLI ! heheh

tekhayelaw artha feeeh wagoool YESSSSSS.. wenyeeb kodat yahal.. hatha etha feeh 7ail aslan ;p .. allah e3afeee el 7aba el zarga.. law mo ehya .. chan reyayeelna ba6eeekh

enzain so'al.. ana ba3aref sheli e3jeba feeni? KESHETEE mathalan? el wayh lemtafakh!? ana agool yemken el nathara ele kanat kubur wayhi .. that must be it ;p

p.s. BANAT! etha tabooon tezawejooon.. roo7aw ertazo eb starbucks :P apparently thats the place to be.. hehe

awww ;**

Nooner says: (11:08:33 PM)
Sh7afana agoolich shay ?

Nooner says: (11:09:07 PM)
since i came here ive been praying wala a6awef 9alaat ... w kil 9alaat ad3eelich w ras oboy ely yami ya Sh7afana .. w ashkur ruba tadreen 3ala shino ?


Sh7afana says: (11:10:25 PM)
3ala sheno ?

Nooner says: (11:11:01 PM)
ena i have a friend and a sis thata gurl wud die for to have w et3arfeeni ana ma ajaamil ... 5a9atan 7agich

Nooner says: (11:11:33 PM)
love u wayid ;*

KALAM KEBEEEEER YAL NOOOOONER ;*

7ayoooo el Noooner ;*!

adre lawa3t chboodkum eb my best friends bes uhma 4 mafeesh ghairhum so 7efthoohum men al7eeen :

-Bi6Bi6
-Nooner
-Um Mit3iB
-9aboon el sa6la!

o salamatkum ;p

Wakher 3ani yal ARAF!!

Once kent 6al3a ana weya my 2 cousins.. marait-hum.. then we stopped by starbucks.. ordered two latte's and a frap (yes i love my coffee.. even in this heat) .. wala yel7agna GMC 3oad.. louna beigesh.. bes i couldnt tell men how dirty it was.. and the spray thing ele 7a6a all over the car didnt help either..

o latshoofoon ele dakhel .. ALLAH LAYWAREEEKUM!! .. 3agad.. o eb ma3na el kelma 3AGGADDDDDDDDDD .. madre 6al3een men ay JE7ERRRR .. deshadeeesh wa9kha.. oo wyooh emshamakha .. oo el 7arakat ele esawoonha.. MAAAAMMMY =(.. arefloooo !! i almost cried..

i sweare ene mo ga3da abalegh but they looked like RAPISTS! .. they looked that the type of guys ele laih shafaw bnaya ebroo7ha.. yahjemoon 3alaihaaa chenhum wolves.. the type of guys ele they would rape a little girl then run her over.. the type of guys ele negra 3anhum bel jareeeda.. shakelhum khereejeen sejooon!

el7egoona men mukan laih mukan.. ele ya3ni ekhar3oon! Thei car was tinted bes emnazleen el jamat.. ele e6ale3lenna elsana .. wele e9arekhh madre shegoool.. weli weli .. w 7athrettta el g3d esoog enam 3alay! 3ama b3ain ebleeesa!! .. khara3ni .. DOOODAHNNNY! la3wazzzzzni!! .. oo 7ataa kel ma no9al mukan.. ENKHAF NANZEL!! le'ana they either park 9ouby ORRRRRR 9oub el passenger seat.. and theres NO WAY IN HELL.. im getting out of the car with them in a 10 meter radius!..

so what does sh7afana el 7elwa do?

etshooflaha agrab makhfar .. ooo tasfe6 jedam el makhfar exactly .. wet6eg hernat nafs el maynooona! .. lama khaf wen7ash el 7aqeeeer .. a3arefkum ela 7OTHALAT EL MUJTAMA3! ..
i stayed parked there for a couple of minutes.. lama te2akadt ena thalaf .. chan astaw3eb.. shit.. can i like get in trouble for doing what i just did? chan akhaf wa7u6 reverse wadoos ana ba3ad :P

ya 7eloo el emarat wallah.. where a guy can get arrested and have his picture in the paper if he follows a girl or harasses her on the streets.. if that law were to be applied here, more than half are men would be locked up!.. and they'd have a newspaper designed for them.. because adding a page or two to any newspaper wouldnt be enough.. assholes.

o salamatkum ;p ..

p.s. ana agool khansawe petition ena el 7okooma etyame3 hal KHAMMAAA we7e6ooonhum eb chees zbala kbeeer .. o ensaweee a HUGE bon fire o na7reg wa7ed wa7ed feeehum.. we can throw them in, we can even roast them like marshmallows on a giant stick! then we dance around the bonfire and celebrate!! im thinkng of launching a campaign called KEEP KUWAIT CLEAN!

Sokooti ..

Sokooti La Ya3ni Jahli Bima Yadoor 7awli..
Lakin Ma Yadoor 7awli La Yasta7iqo El Kalam...

3assalllll ;*

Mama calls me wana 6al3a today ..

Me: hi mama!
Mama: Hi.. Baby laish 6ala3tay and you didnt tell me??
Me: Mama i went in your room u were nayma!!
Mama: 7abeebti i wasnt nayma.. bes kint minsad7a in bed oo emghamtha 3yooni bes


hehe ;* sa7 kelesh mo nayma .. lama 6alait 3alaiha ela eb SABE3 nouma oo esa3boooola wasla el makhada ;p

3assal o rab el ka3ba 3assal ;*

and just in case i havent mentioned this before.. MAMA 7AIL DALOO3A ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!

Entaw Shetnagoon?! 1 or 2?

So this happens EVERY TIME.. i call ZAIN (MTC) .. sawa2an 3nde moshkela.. aw badeg at7al6am 3ala shay 7ail GHABYY mo rathy yeshteghel 3ndee.. o this is how it does.. adeg.. blah blah blah.. i press ZERO then ZERO again

"letaqdeem khedmaten afthal.. sayatom tasjeel mukalamatek"

khoash.. press one..

"al raja2 al entethar 7ata yatem ta7weelek ela al muwathaf el mukhta9"

okay ham khoash.. torodododododo (Waiting...)

b3dain egooli ena el kh6oo6 mashghooola oo lazem antheber 3al kha6 AN6ER..

okay mo mshkella..

"to listen to a recitation of the holy Qur'an press1 " wetha ebtesem3ooon music.. press 2..

MENNNEEE ANA ATWAHAG !

ekoon 9ob3ee 3ala 6ool raye7 9oub 2.. b3dain e9eeer feeni la7tha. STOP. B3dain al muwathaf el mukhta9 shegool 3ani? hathe jelelat 7ayya she'd rather listen to MUSIC than QUR2AN?! kel marra KEL MARRA aste7ee 3ala wayhi and i guiltily press 2.. ya3ni laish ta7rejooona ya ZAIN!? laish?!

its not that mabi asma3 qur2an.. bes akooon metrab3aa eb daree.. in shorts and a tanktop.. oo music in the background.. o ya3ni 3ala ga3dete hatheee mo mal sara7a, estaghferalah..

themeeri g3d e2anebni..
im horrible aren't i??

What Do You Guys Press? Do you guys press 1 or 2?

Um Mit3ib, This is for you.

I know your not big on grand gestures, but get over it i am ;p ..

My Best Friend
By: Bruce B. Wilmer

You`re a friend who passes

Every warm and heartfelt test

For being there and being true

And being very best.



You`re the one who hears my thoughts

And understands my thinking.

You`re the one who senses first

When attitudes are sinking.



You know all the strengths

And all the weaknesses of me.

You know when i need support

And when to disagree.



You and I confide and share

The secrets of the soul.

You know when a friend should help

Or gently yield control.



You are where the heart finds comfort,

where the mind is free.

You are more than just a friend;

You`are more than company.



You are where the spirit rests,

Where tensions disappear.

You are where I find myself---

When life is hard, you`are near.

YOUR A GREAT FRIEND ;*
and i love you oo adre ene skhala ;p

Machlat El Bait 3al Rayal Wala El Mara?! HAWWW!

i was listening to the radio besayara.. nessait ay ma7a6a .. wala the muthee3(ham madre meno ma3rf their names) yes2al "machlat el bait 3al rayal wala el mara??" .. and lemme shock u .. almost all the men said ena 3al marra!! they didnt just mean the woman goes SHOPPING for it .. they meant the woman goes shopping ANDDDD pays for it..! madre yesta3be6oon wala men sij-hum?!

la7tha la7tha.. 9aber.. wentaaaaa shenoo doorek bel bait?? rayel zeeena??? 7alek 7aal el maz-hareya?? ya3ni al7eeen e7na ele enrabeee o net3ab o nakref.. o 7athrettek ga3ed weya karshetek jedam el tv matsawe shay!? wala 7ata tedfa3 7ag shay?!!? wainnnnn elee "menna el mal o menkom le3yal".. ??

madre it shocked me.. i never heard of this 9ara7a! the way i was raised.. the man pays for everything bel bait!!! okay khangoool fe nas 3ala gad 7alhum and they dont have that luxury so BOTH the woman and the man contribute..which is okay.. mafeeha shay.. besss ATLEAST the guy pays 7ag el machla..

walah ya zeeen ubooy .. mashalah 3alaih.. allah e7aftha we6aweli eb 3umra enshalah.. my mother has a job o 3ndaha ma3ash o FOUG hatha emasheeelaha ma3ash foug ele ta5tha o he pays for EVERYTHING.. literally .. EVERYTHING.. egoolaha ma3ashech 7agech.. estansay feeeh..

Oo hal reyayeeeel.. 7ata machlat el bait mayaboon they pay for! GE6EEE3A!! when did our men become so cheap?!

One Down and 3 To Go !!

one of my best friends is back! YAY!!
ONE down and THREE to go!


i'm happy happy HAPPYYYYYY!

a3arefak Nafsi.. Ana Eli..

a3arefek nafsi:

• Ana ele kent as-har lyaali lama bes kent asme3ek ETKE777 men khoafi 3alaik.

• Ana eli kan ye3tefes youmi kela etha sheftek za3lan aw met-thayeg

• Ana ele kent asawe el MOSTA7EEEL bes 3ashan artheek

• Ana ele makent artha ay ensan ethemek eb shay aw egool 3anek KELMAAA shaina.

• Ana ele kent AYENNN WASTEKHEFFF etha sema3t enek met3awer
  

• Ana ele kent an6er yam talfooni sa3at lama kent etgooli enek betghoo9

• Ana ele kent misti3ida ayawe3 roo7i 3ashan bess ashoofek shab3an

• Ana ele kent ahed edenyaa wayeelek eb la7tha etkoon feeha mi7tajni
  

• Ana ele kent aza3el edenya kelha wala ena ashoofek enta za3lan.

• Ana ele kent misti3ida an6erek sneeen o bneeen
  

I have never loved anyone the way i loved you. Oo bel akher.. what do i have to show for it? a broken heart? an irreparable heart? a heart that will never be whole again without you?

But there are things you do not know about me:

• i am NOT weak
  
• i AM gonna pull my life back together
• i am going to get stronger
• i am NOT going to cry every time i see you
• i REFUSE to let myself give in to depression and bitterness and sorrow
  
• i WILL NOT check my phone every MINUTE hoping to see a msg or call from you
• My heart WILL NOT jump every time i hear your name or see a car just like yours.
  

and last but not least I WILL MOVE ON, not because i dont love you anymore, but because i deserve to be happy.

Laish el 3awanes ektharaw hal ayam!?

Sheno 9efat the perfect husband? the ideal man? ana agoolukum..

1. 3nda shahada, ya3ni jame3i
2. Weld nas.. o ahala san3een o yaboonech.
3. 7alta el madeya zaina.. yegdar ye3ayshech 3ala mustawach aw akthar ba3ad
4. 6ayeb
5. RAYAL
6. a gentleman
7. e7ebech wedal3ech
8. ra7 e7e6ech b3youna
9. shakla zain, ya3ni mo shar6 7ELO bes mo jaikar.
10. personality wise he's good! ya3ni shakhseeta tamshi weya shakhseetech, ewanes o mo maleeq.
11. meltezem. mo dayen bes e9ali we9oom wekhaf rabba

el bent shtabi akthar men chethe? akthar men ena el wa7ed e7ebha we9oonha o yaster 3alaiha?? you'd think that is enough but NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not in kuwait. Oh no!

Reasons?

• he has to be taller (3ad banat leq8 kel wa7da dgma o ag9armen ethanya.. 7emday rabech a6wal menech a9lan)
  
• "styla" mo 3ajebni (uhwa RAYALLL.. hes not supposed to be stylish!!)
  
• khashma 3oud (la 3oud wala shay.. ya3niii betqarneena eb khashmech ele emsawyatla madre cham 3amaleyat tajmeel??)
• mo romancey wayed (shtabeena esawee? yakteblech she3er esh6ooola etgoooleen mu3alaqat 3antar ben shadad !? )
• hes a bit chubby (ya3ni tabeena em9a3wayyyyyy o th3eef o madre shlon gayel???)
  
• 3aina el yemeeen ghair 3an 3aina el yesar (6ab3an 6all.. nafs eshay.. tabi tefalsaf o mo 3arfa shlone)
  
• his legs are too hairy!! (mama, hatha rayal.. akeed his legs are hairy!! matabeen hairy go marry a shemale then o bala 7anna!)
  

oo bedal ma e6al3oon momayezata.. e6al3oon seteeen alf 3aib feeeh!

and you guys wonder laish el 3awanes ektharaw? THATS WHY! its okay to be picky but you guys are TOOOO PICKY! lazem hal tefelsef ya3ni??

you guys are waiting for the perfect man. some are waiting WAYYYY TOO LONG, untill one day they wake up and realize they're too old and nobody wants you. tara there is NO PERFECT MAN.. el kamel allah .. but he can't be any closer to it than this. Its the little imperfections that make someone beautiful. just think about it..