Sunday, September 20, 2009

We're Not Hopless Romantics.. We're Hopeless at BEING Romantic!

so i was talking to a friend today.. bain esowalef.. i told him that i hated the whole lovey dovey gooey stuff..all he said was "ee .. le'ana ur an engineer".. and it got me thinking.. HE IS SO RIGHT!
(FYI.. he is too.. and im not an engineer yet.. im an engineer-to-be) ..

we are programmed to think practically.. to be realistic about things.. to look at whatever we are dealing with from every angle.. and of there is a problem.. we come up with different approaches to fix it.. we like things done quickly.. without any laff o dawaran.. fast and effective.. no drama no bullshit.. just straight to the point..

we are problem solvers.. not romantics.. we deal with numbers, not words.. by the time we graduate we are emotionally crippled!!

i hate the IDEA of holding hands.. or kissing under the moonlight.. or looking deeply into someone's eyes... lama ashoof hal ashya2 in movies.. all i think is YUCK! .. seriously .. GROSS! .. its so tacky..

i think i was a man in my past life.. *sigh*


i'm blaming it on engineering for this and not my intimacy issues ;p .. so that's that!

o salamatkum!

Friday, September 11, 2009

Carrie Brad-shit!

an9edem lama enas egoloon ena Carrie Bradshaw.. aka Sara Jessica Parker is pretty! .. ANDEHESH! eyeeni 7arej! et7ooshni 7alat thohool.. abaihhhh she's so ugly .. chenha 79AN.. no wait.. scratch that out.. even a horse would look prettier.. i dont blame Mr. Big for freaking out at their wedding.. the poor guy realized he has to wake up to THAT every single morning *shivers*

o lama ashoof all the magazines.. ena shloon MENTHAHLEEN eb her, and i quote, "sense of style".. an9edem ezyada.. MEN 9IJ-HUM?!!? apart from the occasional nice dress.. SHE'S A FASHION DISASTER! .. okay sij ena if u take each article of clothing broo7.. its nice.. bas when she puts it all together.. YUCK! .. her stylish should definitley be SHOT! ..

oo e7erooni ele golon 3anha 7elwa.. i literally SCREAM! ma shafat el 7alla wala shamat reeee7ta! ..
okay sij ena SA3AT.. talbes ashya3 7elwa.. SOMETIMES.. bas yarabi hailegeya..

here are some of her outfits that i DESPISED!






i wont even put up the rest .. they're too hideous to look at..

the question is.. Does anyone see her the way i do??

Girls.. encha3maw dont even tell me that she can "pull it off"
Guys.. id REALLY like to know ur view on this


and regarding my last post.. apparently ana mash-hoora o mo wayed anonymous ;p

i got a Bbm from a good friend.. and i love you too S ;*
i got 2 facebook msgs..
An sms..
A friend walked up to me at a ghabga and told me ena she knew it was me right from the get go..

the rest were wussies and didnt have the balls to tell me ;p .. COWARDS!

o salamatkum ;*