RAJA2AN! ele mo single la yegra ;p

Update: JUST TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR
when i say "emghazal" i dont mean tereqem o hal ashya2 el maskhara.. i meant INNOCENT emghazal :P .. emghazal 3yoon.. where i steal a peek here and there..

best things about being single 3nde are:

1. Lemghazal ;p .. for example: nertaz eb lorenzino wen6ale3 ele raye7 wele yay. and by ele raye7 wele yay i mean gorgeous guys :P

2. checking a guy out and NOT feeling guilty about it! ..

3. Agdar age6 mobiley wa6la3 weya my friends o mared alga SETEEN ALF missed call o wa7ed m6anger o m3a9eb 3alai ;p .. bes seriously, Sa3at kent ag3ad weya my girls.. and im having fun.. b3dain faj2a my friend asks me hows flan? then i remember OH SHIT I FORGOT TO CALL HIM! .. b3dain arketh laih my phone wadeg 3alaih "hi 7abeebi (A)".. shsawe when im with the girls ansa ;p

4. Not having to look pretty all the time for him. 6ab3an ana akshakh 7ag roo7i mo 7ag a7ad, bes when ur with someone.. lazem 3al AQAL shaklech e9eer "cute" 7aga

5. FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!!! You can do whatever the hell you want

6. Asafer o madeg ela 3ala ahali aw my friends o ma3nde a7ad yetsharah 3alay lama ared ;p

7. You can have guy friends o mako a7ad "eghar" o eyaneni eb gheerta

8. Having my own space

9. No more stupid arguments about the irrelevant stupid stuff ;p

10. Having to think of what to get him for every occasion. Valentines, Anniversaries.. etc

11. Fatoorat talfooooni ma tosal mallyooon :P seriously. cheaper phone bills (el mafrooth hehe)

12. Not having to stroke the fragile male ego

13. Mako a7ad a7ateeeeh .. ela lama kan eqarer ena yabe eroo7 diving EB NE9 ELAIL! .. kent ayen.. ma anam

14. No one is going to get insulted when you spend the day at the beach checking out el EXTREMLEY hot guys bel shalaih ele yamkum :P

wentaw? whats the best thing about being single 3ndukum!?

3 Down and One To Go!

Um Mit3ib is bacck!!! khal asma3 yebaaaabkum!
KOLOLOLOLOLLOOOOSH

Nawartay leq8

bes yeetay o yebtay weyach ler6ooba allah ehadach

7AMDELA 3AL SALAMA !

p.s. hallaaah hallaaah bel emghazal ;p

Bes bagi 9aBooN ;*

Why Are You So Insecure?!

why are some girls so insecure?! shesalfa?! the second i say ONE word to her boyfriend tekhtere3 o tekhtb9 w khalatni mayta 3alaih o im after him o BABOOGA MENHA!? ;p CHILLLL! i am not interested in your boyfriend! so calm the fuck down! you can keep him bel 3afya 3alaiiiiiich o 3alaiiiih.. Why are you so threatened by me?? again.. NOT INTERESTED! so you can stop your dramatic episodes.
just one question.

Why are you so insecure?!

Man Khan Lajlik Yekhoonek!

u know what pisses me off MORE than a cheater?


The other woman that KNOWS about the wife/girlfriend. ya3ni ya WA6YA ya SAFLA.. yaa MON7A6A.. he belongs to someone else! Just because he is LOW enough to cheat on his wife/girlfriend, doesn't give you the right to go ahead with it!..

Think of it this way. He's used goods! No one wants any hand me downs!..

Out of ALL the men you could have, out of all the men in the world you choose to go after THE MARRIED ONE?! or the one with the girlfriend?!

i know girls that say that guys that are married or have girlfriends makes them more desired.
screw that. magoolukum ela

"Man Khan Lajlek YEKHOONEK!"

o let me tell you a story behind this.
I know a woman that married a pilot while he was married to someone else. Because of her, he left his kids and wife. Ten years later, he's left HER for another woman.

Mani shamata bes A7SAN testahlain! You had no regard to his former life. You broke up a family. You encouraged his behavior! You didn't care about his kids or his wife. You just wanted him. Karma is a bitch isn't it? =)

abasherkum.. ENKHE6ABT! ;p

eee na3am.. garaitaw sa7.. enkhe6abt..
wazeedkum .. 3umra 40 sinna!!
o shafni wana dasha starbucks! .. o la7agni laih baitna.. oo murt ukhooh dagat 3ala umi o 6lebatni..

SHRAYKUM?! :D

khal asawee rewind shwaya ;p

ana marait Bi6Bi6 men baithum.. that was el theher! .. tawni ga3da men enoum o mista3sera.. mo emash6a kesheti .. o labsa training suite.. o ray7a amur el de3la BI6BI6.. le'ana malha khelg etsoog.. o kena benred el bait en6ale3 sex and the city..

6ab3an mamdani i drink my coffee men 7anat-ha.. so on the way back .. gelna enmur nakheth take away.. oo enmur jam3eya enyeeb popcorn wenred..

nezalna starbucks.. o radaiiina rekbana el sayara .. o kel hatha momla7theen ena akoo wa7ed la7egna.. 3ogob ma wesalt baitna.. oo badesh garagna.. chan astaw3eb.. OKH.. hatha men meta warana?! men gal sa6la?

ELMOHEM! .. elyoum ana ray7a el salon.. ela ashoof umi etdeg 3alay ..

Me: hala mama
Mama: kintay eb starbucks yesterday?
Me: ya.. laish?
Mama: nothing just asking (chan etsakra bwayhi! haww! )
haw shesalfa? why is mama so interested if i went to starbucks aw la..

lama radait el bait CHAN EKHTI ETFATENLI ! heheh

tekhayelaw artha feeeh wagoool YESSSSSS.. wenyeeb kodat yahal.. hatha etha feeh 7ail aslan ;p .. allah e3afeee el 7aba el zarga.. law mo ehya .. chan reyayeelna ba6eeekh

enzain so'al.. ana ba3aref sheli e3jeba feeni? KESHETEE mathalan? el wayh lemtafakh!? ana agool yemken el nathara ele kanat kubur wayhi .. that must be it ;p

p.s. BANAT! etha tabooon tezawejooon.. roo7aw ertazo eb starbucks :P apparently thats the place to be.. hehe

awww ;**

Nooner says: (11:08:33 PM)
Sh7afana agoolich shay ?

Nooner says: (11:09:07 PM)
since i came here ive been praying wala a6awef 9alaat ... w kil 9alaat ad3eelich w ras oboy ely yami ya Sh7afana .. w ashkur ruba tadreen 3ala shino ?


Sh7afana says: (11:10:25 PM)
3ala sheno ?

Nooner says: (11:11:01 PM)
ena i have a friend and a sis thata gurl wud die for to have w et3arfeeni ana ma ajaamil ... 5a9atan 7agich

Nooner says: (11:11:33 PM)
love u wayid ;*

KALAM KEBEEEEER YAL NOOOOONER ;*

7ayoooo el Noooner ;*!

adre lawa3t chboodkum eb my best friends bes uhma 4 mafeesh ghairhum so 7efthoohum men al7eeen :

-Bi6Bi6
-Nooner
-Um Mit3iB
-9aboon el sa6la!

o salamatkum ;p

Wakher 3ani yal ARAF!!

Once kent 6al3a ana weya my 2 cousins.. marait-hum.. then we stopped by starbucks.. ordered two latte's and a frap (yes i love my coffee.. even in this heat) .. wala yel7agna GMC 3oad.. louna beigesh.. bes i couldnt tell men how dirty it was.. and the spray thing ele 7a6a all over the car didnt help either..

o latshoofoon ele dakhel .. ALLAH LAYWAREEEKUM!! .. 3agad.. o eb ma3na el kelma 3AGGADDDDDDDDDD .. madre 6al3een men ay JE7ERRRR .. deshadeeesh wa9kha.. oo wyooh emshamakha .. oo el 7arakat ele esawoonha.. MAAAAMMMY =(.. arefloooo !! i almost cried..

i sweare ene mo ga3da abalegh but they looked like RAPISTS! .. they looked that the type of guys ele laih shafaw bnaya ebroo7ha.. yahjemoon 3alaihaaa chenhum wolves.. the type of guys ele they would rape a little girl then run her over.. the type of guys ele negra 3anhum bel jareeeda.. shakelhum khereejeen sejooon!

el7egoona men mukan laih mukan.. ele ya3ni ekhar3oon! Thei car was tinted bes emnazleen el jamat.. ele e6ale3lenna elsana .. wele e9arekhh madre shegoool.. weli weli .. w 7athrettta el g3d esoog enam 3alay! 3ama b3ain ebleeesa!! .. khara3ni .. DOOODAHNNNY! la3wazzzzzni!! .. oo 7ataa kel ma no9al mukan.. ENKHAF NANZEL!! le'ana they either park 9ouby ORRRRRR 9oub el passenger seat.. and theres NO WAY IN HELL.. im getting out of the car with them in a 10 meter radius!..

so what does sh7afana el 7elwa do?

etshooflaha agrab makhfar .. ooo tasfe6 jedam el makhfar exactly .. wet6eg hernat nafs el maynooona! .. lama khaf wen7ash el 7aqeeeer .. a3arefkum ela 7OTHALAT EL MUJTAMA3! ..
i stayed parked there for a couple of minutes.. lama te2akadt ena thalaf .. chan astaw3eb.. shit.. can i like get in trouble for doing what i just did? chan akhaf wa7u6 reverse wadoos ana ba3ad :P

ya 7eloo el emarat wallah.. where a guy can get arrested and have his picture in the paper if he follows a girl or harasses her on the streets.. if that law were to be applied here, more than half are men would be locked up!.. and they'd have a newspaper designed for them.. because adding a page or two to any newspaper wouldnt be enough.. assholes.

o salamatkum ;p ..

p.s. ana agool khansawe petition ena el 7okooma etyame3 hal KHAMMAAA we7e6ooonhum eb chees zbala kbeeer .. o ensaweee a HUGE bon fire o na7reg wa7ed wa7ed feeehum.. we can throw them in, we can even roast them like marshmallows on a giant stick! then we dance around the bonfire and celebrate!! im thinkng of launching a campaign called KEEP KUWAIT CLEAN!