I want one just like her!

• My three year old niece walks into my room em3asba holding her broken bratz doll o etgooli "WHO DOED THIS??!!" .. Translation: "Who did this?" .. LOL matshaweg?

• in the spirit of ramadhan.. ga3deen en7afeth-ha el qur2an.. so far 7aftha el 7amd..
  so ga3da etsame3ha to me and my dad.. wala kelman eye yeg3ad .. estanesat 3al wath3 shafat 3ndaha jomhoor.. and right in the middle of the aya.. she strats singing "WARKAB EL 7AN6OOOOOOOOOOOR TARARARARA WAT7AN6AR!" .. estghfrlah bas it was the funniest thing .. gheshait men ethe7ek..
  

• She's 3 and she already has a boyfriend.. o she carried a picture of him that she carries around with her all the time.. o ay a7ad eroo7laha etgoola "SEE MY BOYFRIEND SEEE SEEE SEEE!!"
  

• ana khobre children hate it when people get them clothes as a gift.. i have NEVER seen a 3 year old unbelievably happy and excited when u get her clothes!..
  

• She's always infront of the mirror checking out her hair.. her nailpolish has to match what she's wearing.. and she's obssessed with shoes.. SERIOUSLY! .. when i see a little grl kicking and screaming in a mall.. she probably wants an ice-cream cone.. or a toy.. but OH NO.. mo bnayatna.. she's screaming and crying tabi the red shiny shoes..

• Habat-ha el yedeeda is ina she sings EVERYTHING she does.. ta2theer highschool musical.. when she's brushing her hair.. etghani "im brushing my haiiir brushing my haiiiir brushing my haiir.. tarararara" .. when she's eating.. she'll sing "im eating my foood eating my foood tarararara".. and it goes on!..

• Badleyat-ha mo sij .. she just cracks me up
  

I want one just like her.. she's the most adorable little girl u'll ever get to know and see!

Ya Wailhum Men Allah !!

6ab3an all you have heard about the tragedy ele 9arat bel jahra.. sij sij sij allah ekoon eb 3ounhum.. oo alah yer7amhum yarab we9aber ahalhum.. oo enshalah yarab allah yishafi marthahum..


seeing it on the news broke my heart.. sij el 7elw ma yekmalsh.. nas ray7a el 3ers tefra7.. o akhrat-ha 44 dead and 80 casualties.. la 7awl wala qowata ela belah..

but do u know what sickens me? el 7adeth ma sarla basand ppl are already making jokes about it !! and what sickens me even MORE ena ppl are actually laughing! SHETHA7EK YA NAS !!! would it be funny law kan a7ad men ahalhum?! would it be funny law it were one of their sisters or cousins o mother ?! laaa wele e7er they broadcast it on bbm o chenna el 3eed.. how INSENSITIVE! YA WAILHUM MEN ALLAH! ..

it upset me alot.. so many families lost either a friend or a sister or a mother or a cousin.. so many families lost so much.. oo ashkal ele maykhafoon rabhum ga3deen they make jokes out of the whole situation? how could they? SHLON?! how can they be so insensitive..


magool ela khaffaw rabkum.. sij im shocked. ya3ni madre shagool akthar men chethe.

اللهم انا نسألك باسمك الأعظم الذي إذا دعيت به أجبت و إذا سألت به اعطيت وإذا استنصرت به نصرة بأن ترحم أموات حريق الجهراء وتشافي مرضاهم و تكفر ذنوبهم آمين يا رب العالمين

Time Heals All 6ragat.

A year ago, i went through the worst time of my life.I lost two of my best friends and i almost lost a 3rd.. and i had a few bad things happen on the side including family crap. 6rag wara ethani. makent metrag3a at all. the only good thing that came from it was that 9ert 3a9la ;p

but there was one person that stood by me and helped me through it all. She gave me just what i needed, even though zafatni at me a few times and told me to pull it together ;p .. If it wasnt for her then i dont know how i could have gone through it.

It all happened at once and it came to a point where it was too much to handle. I never thanked her for it le'ana mo modailna.. she's like Christina .. and im more like Izzy

we've been friends since we were 11.. she's never judged me for anything i've ever said or done.. she's always been the shoulder i can lean on.. o adre ena ban6ag 3ala hal kalam le'ana she hates it when ppl are emotional or get gooey on her. bas 7abait ena i make it clear to her that i appreciate all that she's done for me. and i want to thank her for it. o i just hope that one day i can be half the friend she was to me.

THANK YOU UM MIT3IB!

Off the Market!

Due to Um Mit3ib's not-so-subtle comment.. i feel obliged to tell u the news ive refrained from telling you guys which is the sole reason why ive disappeared for a while o gha6aiit fatra. well..

im engaged.

forget all the bullshit stories and the comments ppl tell u abt the "worst" thing abt being engaged. its AWESOME!

and it keeps on getting better and better! wallah sij!

sheno sho3oori? el wath3 bethab6 chena boyfriend 7alal :P

bas one tiny teeensy little thing pissed me off after we announced it.. SOME PEOPLES REACTIONS!

• people ive never even had a decent conversation with suddenly became my best friends.
• people that ACTUALLY ARE my friends started avoiding me or talking to me altogether.
• when people i was never close to yez3loon o y7mgoon laish i havent told them sooner
• my friends have a god given right to ask about all the deets about him.. and to demand to see a picture of him if they haven't met him already. what i dont get is why ppl i BARELY know keep on asking me if i have a picture of him.
• AND HERES THE BIG ONE: kentay etkalmeeena wala khe6bat ahal? BALAGHAT SHAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! legafffa! wai3 wai3!

o basss ;p

wal7een this is a question for the girls..

7ag el debla.. akheth the old fashioned debla? eele etseer wide oo 3ala diamonds o ashya2.. ORRRR ele et9eer two rings together... wa7da a band kelha diamonds o the other ring etseer solitaira..
so what do u think?

Qarart!

qarart ene bas atkharaj men handassa.. waseer mohandessa.. oo e7e6oon hal meeem niq6a gabel esmi.. BA9EER MAGHROORA! bamooog 3alaihum o bashoof 3omre.. im gonna be stuck up and no one is gonna say anything about it because i EARNED the right to be stuck up!

5 SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN KARAAAAAAAAAAAAAF !!! 5 SNEEEEN KADEENA KAD EL YAHAD! ..

- no social life whatsoever
- we are sleep deprived.. we live on either redbull or coffee.. we even have cereal with double shot of espresso..
- we dont know anything about anything except what we're studying because we have NO TIME to learn or know about ANYTHING ELSE!
- i cant even remember akher mara re7t cinema
- neg3ad bel jam3a aw library akthar men byootna!
- our idea of a good weekend is sleeping in till toon..
- we work well under stress because WE'RE STRESSED OUT 24/7!

i just went into engineering to spite my physics teacher back in highschool.. he said i should join "beauty school" because it suited me more and i wont be good for anything else and that i was too pretty to join engineering and med school because pretty girls are only good to look at .. i guess i showed him when i got a MERIT SCHOLARSHIP to do medicine .. and qoboool FAWREE in engineering.. asshole..! the first thing im gonna do is get my shahada and RUB IT IN HIS FACE! .. then make him eat HIS shahada because all he is is a TEACHER..

i hate him.. i hate him..

fa bas.. hathaaa qarari wekhteyari


ba9eer maghroora enshalahh.. =D

and ill get an aston martin to match my new attitude

KATKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!

my friend tawha radat lekwait men el so3oodeya.. kan 3ndohom 3ers ahalhum hnak bel khobar.. so she came back today.. o ga3da etsolefli.. weya el sowalef etgoooli they took her 3 year old cousin with them..

after two days in s3oodeya.. ra7 7amoood (el 3 year old boy) 7ag oma .. ooo he was dribbling the ball wegolaha "mama mama.. shooofay asawe el korraa KETHA KETHA KETHAAAA" we6eg el kora.. el om tane7at.. etgoool sarla youmain bes belso3oodeya o yar6en so3oodi?? .. elmohem .. galatla "mama sheno KETHA KETHA?"

wala ered 3alaiha wegoolaha

"ketha ketha ya3ni chethi chethe in arabic!"
LOL mo katkoooot?!?! 7asssssaitniii bagoom afaqe99 ekhdoooooooooooooooooooda

a3OOOTHO BELLAH !

 a week ago re7t el mstashfa.. i was sick.. and tired.. and my dad INSISTED i go to his hospital.. dont get me wrong.. the hospital my dad works in is a great hospital with a great staff.. BUT its still a public hospital. and mind you i like to be pampered when im sick.. people are forced to be nicer cause u pay them to .. 

so i did.. kent labsa an over sized t-shirt.. leggings.. nathara kobor wayhe.. ballet flats i had my hair in a messy bun and i was wearing a light sweater le'ana kent mareetha wastabred men el AC ..

i was too tired to do anything so one of the nurses that work with my dadd was doing everything for me.. as i was sitting waiting for her to do her thing.. i sat in the waiting room.. 

awal shay ma kan ako amaken.. so i was standing..in the middle of the room like an idiot.. and none of the men had the decency to stand up! .. chivalry is dead! what are there no more gentlemen?  

from the corner of my eye, ashoof wa7da etkhezzz.. ooo mutters something under her breath.. wa7da labsa 3abayya o melfa3 oo the whole nine yards..

the person sitting infront of her gamat.. so re7t ga3adt mokanha.. kelshway she looks my way o testaghfer! who is she talking to ? and why is she staring at me? 

ohh 6aaaaf.. 

awal shay sekat.. male sheghel feeeha.. wa7da ga3da testaghfer rabha.. ba3dain she keeeps leaning over inb my ear wetgoool ESTAGHFRLAH!.. in my ear .. waltefet 3alaihaa.. algahaaaa kelshway etgool estaghferallah.. wetgooli allah ehadeeeech ya bente allah ehadeeeeeeeeech.. estaghferelah.. ooo enharat 3alayyyy.. kelshway testaghfer o madre shetgoool.. 

HAW?! hathe shfeeeha?! . 7egart-ha..

laken the woman INSISTS on pissssing me off.. em3azzzzzma wemlazzzma.. SHTABEEEN!!! laish et6al3eeeni wetgooleeen estaghferrallah.. SHAYFATNIIIIII NAKED?! 

chan a3a9eb.. 

so i turned around and told her "3AD 6EFTECH BEL BIKINI LAST WEEKEND.. EL MAYOH KAN TO7FA 3ALAY! GE63ETAIN! o kel ge63a hal kobor ---> ."

I made sure to say mayoh just in case she didnt know what bikini meant..

adre ena qelat adab menni.. bas 7ARATNI.. ya3ni makent labsaaa 7afar o mini skirt o ga3da! kent emsatterra oo ga3da ma 3alay men a7ad o eb aman allah.. SHTABEEEE DASHA BAKHLAQE?! ..