Thursday, August 21, 2008

Wakher 3ani yal ARAF!!

Once kent 6al3a ana weya my 2 cousins.. marait-hum.. then we stopped by starbucks.. ordered two latte's and a frap (yes i love my coffee.. even in this heat) .. wala yel7agna GMC 3oad.. louna beigesh.. bes i couldnt tell men how dirty it was.. and the spray thing ele 7a6a all over the car didnt help either..

o latshoofoon ele dakhel .. ALLAH LAYWAREEEKUM!! .. 3agad.. o eb ma3na el kelma 3AGGADDDDDDDDDD .. madre 6al3een men ay JE7ERRRR .. deshadeeesh wa9kha.. oo wyooh emshamakha .. oo el 7arakat ele esawoonha.. MAAAAMMMY =(.. arefloooo !! i almost cried..

i sweare ene mo ga3da abalegh but they looked like RAPISTS! .. they looked that the type of guys ele laih shafaw bnaya ebroo7ha.. yahjemoon 3alaihaaa chenhum wolves.. the type of guys ele they would rape a little girl then run her over.. the type of guys ele negra 3anhum bel jareeeda.. shakelhum khereejeen sejooon!

el7egoona men mukan laih mukan.. ele ya3ni ekhar3oon! Thei car was tinted bes emnazleen el jamat.. ele e6ale3lenna elsana .. wele e9arekhh madre shegoool.. weli weli .. w 7athrettta el g3d esoog enam 3alay! 3ama b3ain ebleeesa!! .. khara3ni .. DOOODAHNNNY! la3wazzzzzni!! .. oo 7ataa kel ma no9al mukan.. ENKHAF NANZEL!! le'ana they either park 9ouby ORRRRRR 9oub el passenger seat.. and theres NO WAY IN HELL.. im getting out of the car with them in a 10 meter radius!..

so what does sh7afana el 7elwa do?

etshooflaha agrab makhfar .. ooo tasfe6 jedam el makhfar exactly .. wet6eg hernat nafs el maynooona! .. lama khaf wen7ash el 7aqeeeer .. a3arefkum ela 7OTHALAT EL MUJTAMA3! ..
i stayed parked there for a couple of minutes.. lama te2akadt ena thalaf .. chan astaw3eb.. shit.. can i like get in trouble for doing what i just did? chan akhaf wa7u6 reverse wadoos ana ba3ad :P

ya 7eloo el emarat wallah.. where a guy can get arrested and have his picture in the paper if he follows a girl or harasses her on the streets.. if that law were to be applied here, more than half are men would be locked up!.. and they'd have a newspaper designed for them.. because adding a page or two to any newspaper wouldnt be enough.. assholes.

o salamatkum ;p ..

p.s. ana agool khansawe petition ena el 7okooma etyame3 hal KHAMMAAA we7e6ooonhum eb chees zbala kbeeer .. o ensaweee a HUGE bon fire o na7reg wa7ed wa7ed feeehum.. we can throw them in, we can even roast them like marshmallows on a giant stick! then we dance around the bonfire and celebrate!! im thinkng of launching a campaign called KEEP KUWAIT CLEAN!

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

wassup with u girls and calling the guys rapist??? ha? :D

Smart-y said...

ya 7lelech sh7afana, kel youm post, kel youm salfa 3'air!

wallah hathoul 7ta al shabab mu em5aleenhoum.. mara la7aqny wa7d cuz ma 5aleta ye6ouf jedamy 3lshan yet7arash bl bent ely jedama!! ta5alai el wa9'3.. 3ad ana brou7y defasha!! w my car eb ay shaba edish 3addee, 5u sekrab ;Pp~~ fa chan aqoum w a6ale3 maharty be seyaqa!

bs wallah smart idea, el ma5far!! 3ad wallah wa7d 6ala3lech!!.. malat 3leehoum!!

Smart-y said...

^ e7m ta97ee7 badliya: (3ad "wala" wa7d 6ala3lech!!)

Anonymous said...

I didn't know they do that bil emarat. :P il7imdila 3ala salamatkom anyway! Ppl are scary wala.. oo nazla 3alaihom jor2a moo 6abee3iya.

mo3ath said...

بييييه شنو هاللزقة هذا :)

سالفه المخغر عجيبة زين تسوين فيهم ، الاشكال هذي مايفيد معاهم إلا جذي

كنتي تقدرين تدقين على الشرطه وتقولين وين اقرب دورية يمج خل ايي يملطش اهلهم

يامعوده الحمدلله على سلامتج والكيلوين الي طحتيهم من الخرعه ان شالله تردينهم اليوم على العشا :p

عجبتني سالفه نرقص على النار لووووووووووول من الحره ماألومج

rencontrer Pauline said...

oh my god thats exactly what im gona do CRY OUT LOUD yumaaaaaaaa e5a5ar3oon hal ashkaaal 3ad 9j yabeeela faces on newspaper:P

Anonymous said...

imagine chithi enna alkuwait mafeeha halashkal? imagine mako guys yel7gon girls la belstreets wala belmalls wala eb shay? imagine tmooten taben a guy ye5z mako,ma7ad ma36ich waih? imagine all the guys ye3tabronich their sister,may2athonich bs ye5afon 3alaich? imagine its so safe going out alone? just imagine..

Um Mit3ib said...

werent u with me lama the scary escalade dude 7akarna ib mawaqef nino ;p ?

Anonymous said...

omg tara that is genius parking be ma5ar 7adi im going to dooooo it

Sh7afana said...

amu
have seeen el ashkal that roam our streets and stare at us with thier HUNGRY eyes??

smarties
tabarak al ra7man ;p 7ata 3ala hathe 7assedni!? hehe la jk

LOOL zain etsawe feeeh
3ad 3ala hernati.. wala RAJOL feeehum 6ala3li aw fazli :P ge6ee3a sher6at leq8
3ayal fee salfa en6erha yayetek ;p 9arat elyoum hehe
baih 3ayal masheft badleyati ;p wala dfashti lama asoog.. KAFFI ena beljam3a ana the only girl a93ad re9eef.. shsawe mako parking ;/

mo3ath
3adddd ana eb halsowalef estaqbel a6aye7 5 kilos men el khar3a ;p .. bes astaqwe jedam ele weyay .. ya3ni ana ele mo khayfa

p-ella
ana agoool atelech weyay eb wezara men el wezarat o neqtere7 3alaihum.. ha shrayech?

anon
ur saying it like its a bad thing.
that would be my paradise!

um mit3ib
ahaha ee!! tethakerain!? we6eg 3al jama chena maynoon ge6ee3a.. chan um mit3ib el KHWAFA etdeg 3al sher6a!!hahahaha

met
ya ;p

Anonymous said...

Have seen that and its sad thats why I dont go out on weekends!

Anony said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

bs 7arakat el mahraf 3ajeeba !! wala enech falta ;p

i totally fully extremely agree ma3a eqtera7ech .. LETS BURN THEM :p lol

Sh7afana said...

amu
min sijek? ;p weekends are for shalaih.. or hanging out with ur friends.. weekends in q8 arent made for going out!

anon
oooh;p a3jebek eb hal 7arakat! matyeeeni el khe6a6 el 3abqareya ela eb hal mawaqef!
yalla.. u start with the first batch.. wana ayame3 el bajee

Anony said...

makhfar**

3ade 3ade badleyate ;p

Sh7afana said...

oooh 3ayal masema3tay badleyati ;p khalay um mit3ib etgoolech hehe

Big Pearls said...

allah ye3ena 3ala hal ashkal!

Gee™ said...

LOOOOOOL
liked ur idea ;p


walla ebtalashna fehm hathool el ed3al

ako ba3ath.hm ela7gon eb tharaba .. teble3enhm

bs ako enarfezon o eref3on thagh6ech

ana mara swait.ha o gelt 7ag dawreya .. wanasa walla :p

Sh7afana said...

big pearls
eee wallah

Ghadoor
7ata ele yl7goon eb tharabaa ekhar3ooni fa ma balech hal khama :P

Anonymous said...

هاذول يبيلهم مركز توعية يخليهم ذربين اشوي :)

Anonymous said...

la bel3aks, not a bad thing.
my paradise too!
every kuwaiti girl's paradise!

Sh7afana said...

3bady
la 9adegni ma yenfa3 weyahum.. yabeelhum SEJEN!

anonymous
heheehe .. sa777