Saturday, August 16, 2008

Laish el 3awanes ektharaw hal ayam!?


Sheno 9efat the perfect husband? the ideal man? ana agoolukum..

1. 3nda shahada, ya3ni jame3i
2. Weld nas.. o ahala san3een o yaboonech.
3. 7alta el madeya zaina.. yegdar ye3ayshech 3ala mustawach aw akthar ba3ad
4. 6ayeb
5. RAYAL
6. a gentleman
7. e7ebech wedal3ech
8. ra7 e7e6ech b3youna
9. shakla zain, ya3ni mo shar6 7ELO bes mo jaikar.
10.
personality wise he's good! ya3ni shakhseeta tamshi weya shakhseetech, ewanes o mo maleeq.
11. meltezem. mo dayen bes e9ali we9oom wekhaf rabba

el bent shtabi akthar men chethe? akthar men ena el wa7ed e7ebha we9oonha o yaster 3alaiha?? you'd think that is enough but NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not in kuwait. Oh no!

Reasons?
  • he has to be taller (3ad banat leq8 kel wa7da dgma o ag9armen ethanya.. 7emday rabech a6wal menech a9lan)
  • "styla" mo 3ajebni (uhwa RAYALLL.. hes not supposed to be stylish!!)
  • khashma 3oud (la 3oud wala shay.. ya3niii betqarneena eb khashmech ele emsawyatla madre cham 3amaleyat tajmeel??)
  • mo romancey wayed (shtabeena esawee? yakteblech she3er esh6ooola etgoooleen mu3alaqat 3antar ben shadad !? )
  • hes a bit chubby (ya3ni tabeena em9a3wayyyyyy o th3eef o madre shlon gayel???)
  • 3aina el yemeeen ghair 3an 3aina el yesar (6ab3an 6all.. nafs eshay.. tabi tefalsaf o mo 3arfa shlone)
  • his legs are too hairy!! (mama, hatha rayal.. akeed his legs are hairy!! matabeen hairy go marry a shemale then o bala 7anna!)
oo bedal ma e6al3oon momayezata.. e6al3oon seteeen alf 3aib feeeh!

and you guys wonder laish el 3awanes ektharaw? THATS WHY! its okay to be picky but you guys are TOOOO PICKY! lazem hal tefelsef ya3ni??

you guys are waiting for the perfect man. some are waiting WAYYYY TOO LONG, untill one day they wake up and realize they're too old and nobody wants you. tara there is NO PERFECT MAN.. el kamel allah .. but he can't be any closer to it than this. Its the little imperfections that make someone beautiful. just think about it..


21 comments:

Anonymous said...

9a7 lsanich

Anonymous said...

9a7 lsanich

Journal Entries said...

loool!
aham shay 3ain '3air 3an 3ain! heheh tha7akteeny!

Sh7afana said...

anon
9a7 ebdenek/ch

A Journal Entry
just to show u ena sa3at the pick the STUPIDEST reasons

Smart-y said...

well lel2asaf, thats true.. bs tra 7ta el ryayel hal ayam 9ayreen yetshar6oun zyada 3n el lzoum ;P

bs OMG fe ashya2, 9'a7tiny feha 9ej!!! tra 3endek esloub 3jeeb ;D

Anonymous said...

hmm..lol i was just thinking what my "perfect" man should have and istaw3abt none of my qualities were "real" ...shakli ana ba3anis ba3ad.. :P
bes its funny..all the girls are like makoo guys !
and all the single guys that want to get married tell me mako banat!!..

Sh7afana said...

smarties
e enshalah akteb post 3an reyayeeel hal ayam wala tez3al ;p
thank u.. bes tara ana bent :P .. laish etgooli "3ndek" .. ya3ni kel hal wardi ele eb my page ma aw7alek ene ontha ?? :P

Meticulous
la smella 3alaich ;p.. bent chenha el bakhat wain et3anseen?
le'ana MAYDAWROOON! uhma law bess ma yetshare6ooon hal kether.. chan uhma bkhair.. chan kel wa7da o wa7ed feehum metzawej o yayeb kodat yahal ;p

Charmbracelet said...

when its love kilshay fe 7lw!!:*
Ihne 3ndna dala3 mu 9ij!:p
-noonie

Sh7afana said...

Bebe n' Noonie
enzain so2al .. wain bebe? :P mashooofha she comments like EVER

Charmbracelet said...

loool u ask her !!:p thats all I got to say !!:p
-noonie

Anonymous said...

*NO COMMENTS*

Smart-y said...

opps, sorry wallah sh7afana! ma aq9id tra!!
I know eneich bent bs el 3atab 3la al keyboard ;P

bhr.qadsaweya said...

hey sweety
first thanx for ur comment
o b3deen maw'9oo3ch 7elow
oo mo kel halshroo6 lazm tkoon fe rajol a7lam kel elbnat ;P
ooo ya36eej el3aya

Sh7afana said...

Bebe n' Noonie
Bebe wainechhh mekhtafya 3an sa7at el fannn??

..::Amu::..
why not ;p


Smarties
7a9al khair ;p hehe

bhr.qadsaweya
allah y3afeeeech mashkoora

Gee™ said...

kalamech 3adel madel


bs the hairy leg thing cracked me up :p

Sh7afana said...

├ƓɧαɗσσƦ┤
latshooofi ekhetna ruby woo ;p b3dain et3a9eb 3alay

Anonymous said...

I am broken my self to repair anyone!

Mar8adoosh said...

LOOOOOOOOOL hairy legs
ya3ni akeed hairy isma rayal walla banat liq8 marat thaka2hum ykon 3ajeeeb '3areeeb

Ya3ni ilmafrooth ilwa7da tgol aby wa7ed mu2adab, y3arf allah, y9aly, NTHEEEF YTSABAA7 :p walla some don't :s euww .. oo ok layhalig bil shakil lol bas mu ina "waaaay ubaaay lazim ysawe spiky oo ykon mithil brad pitt" oo stuff chithe ;p

Hoodii said...

looooool
the eye this was funny who ever said that is dumm, ur right about what u said in the end
hoodii ;)

Sh7afana said...

mar8adoosh
mo kel el banat nafs tafkeerech mashalah 3alaich! wallah you'd be surprised

hoodii
:)

Anonymous said...

mala salfa shahada i used to read your blog o aggreed jam3i (o rich brat warth) shahada got divorces in 2012 married in 2017 he has a diploma o self made o im happy now swalf gadeema abi 3nda phd 7ta lo ma9er (ashya sa67ya) i have a masters swaitha lana had the luxury of free time o drast anyone can get degrees mala shgel bil personality. 2023 now na9ee7a 7ag all young girls personality aham min kilshay o chemistry. rich mdal3een boys most of them athaw banat 5alg allah laima tzawjohom ( i blame al7areem , theyre like wafgay mara7 tlgain a7san mina mayt6awaf 7ta lo shai6an byt3adal.... news flash people dont change aly 6ool 3omra shay mara7 y9eer shay.)