Barbie B3ainek Yal *6OOO6 6OOOO6* (This Title Has Been Censored!)

khalooni agoolukum salfa .. YA JEMA3AT EL KHAIR ..
my freshman year of university .. i was torn between takha9o9ain.. mara7 agoolukum sheno .. i dont want to compromise my identity ;p (3ishtaw) .. elmohemmm.. enqebalt takha9o9.. bes kent agool .. waii chenna abe ethani .. khan aroo7 as2al el murshed malhum mal df3etee..

so i end up going .. bes kel ma arooo7 algaaah mo mawjoood.. and his office hours.. ana 3nde classes!! gelt ma 3alaiiiih.. ill skip a class waroo7la.. amree lallah b3ad shsawe.. so adesh el office:

Me: salam 3alaikum!
Him: wa3alaikum.. tefathelay
Me: kent abe as2elek 3an hal takha9o9.. o etha ba7awel shloon el6areeqa??
Him: laish bet7awleeen?? (with a STUPID smirk on his face.. MAL KAFFFFFF)
Me: because i want to..?? (wai3 shtabi shal legafa!!)
Him: la i mean laish bet7awleeen? we already have enough BARBIES here. haha. (bestehza2.. dammek KHAFEEF! )
Me: (dumbstruck).. na3amm??
Him: (yeth7ak)
Me: (3aini tdm3.. ahh yabn elll!! ) 9ij enek jeleel 7ayya.. ana al7een yayatlek min 9iji!! wenta teg3ad tema9khar???? el sharhaa mo 3alaik 3ala hal jam3a ele 7a6een wa7ed methlek ! bye!! (and i dramatically walk out)

wallah hal kelma jra7atni..

what do i have to do to be taken seriously? SCREW YOUUU!! zain!? i was class president !! I did a shitload of things and accomplished so much .. matyeeeni yal TEBENNN o testahze2 o teg3ad teth7ak.. and u think its funny ??


i saw him the other day ib BODY SHOP e6ale3ni o yebtesem .. "ha shlooooon el barbie"..

i felt like slapping him. ASSHOLE!

YA3NII SHAYEF SHA3REE ASHGAR MATHALAN ?! etgooli BARBIE?! im not even a blonde!

asshole asshole asshole. 7ARNNNNYYY... lail7een hasalfa 7aratniii.. ENTAA O TH7KETEK ESAKHEEFA YASAKHEEF!

may7er??