Sunday, November 21, 2010

CORRUPTION

When has society become so corrupt? I think we're all asking the wrong question. The TRUE question is: When has society become so corrupt so OPENLY!?!

Min mita 9ar 3ade entekalam 3an rishawe in a meeting filled with almost 80 people?
The biggest shocker of them all is that as I looked around the room, not one person was shocked. NOT ONE!

Okay let me rewind a bit and explain.

I used to volunteer at a well known organization. VOLUNTEER being a key word.
I was excited. I thought I was doing something GREAT for my country. Doing some SELFLESS deeds. Actually achieving something. At that point, I knew what I wanted out of my life. I knew THIS is what I wanted.

As I got deeper into it, they started taking me seriously. Giving me more work. Trusting me with important matters. O ya lait-hom they didn't. I started discovering a lot of things that could get A LOT of people into A LOT of trouble. They did all these things so openly. They did all these horrible things without a care in the world. La 7aseeb wala raqeeb. Wele e7er zyada ena el 7okooma da3mat-hom financially.

So what is a person like me to do? A 22 year old student. Nothing. Not yet any way. I didn't want to be a part of it anymore. What was I getting myself into?

So when I announced I was leaving, they tried to buy me off. What a shocker.

I'm no quitter but how can I possibly do something about this when this organization is being backed up by the government?

Help?

Saturday, August 28, 2010

انا لله وانا اليه راجعون

اللهم ابدل (نجود جاسم بودي) دارا خيرا من دارهأ واهلا خيرا من اهلها وادخلها الجنة واعذها من عذاب القبر ومن عذاب النار .
اللـهـم عاملها بما انت اهلها ولا تعاملها بما. هو اهلها .
اللـهـم اجزها عن الاحسان إحسانا وعن الأساءة عفواً وغفراناً.
اللـهـم إن كانت محسنة فزدها من حسناتها , وإن كانت مسيئة فتجاوز عن سيئاتها .
اللـهـم ادخلها الجنة من غير مناقشة حساب ولا سابقة عذاب .
اللـهـم اّنسها في وحدتها وفي وحشتها وفي غربتها.
اللـهـم انزلها منزلاً مباركا وانت خير المنزلين .
اللـهـم انزلها منازل الصديقين والشهداء والصالحين وحسن اولئك رفيقا .
اللـهـم اجعل قبرها روضة من رياض الجنة ,ولا تجعله حفرة من حفر النار .
اللـهـم افسح لها في قبرها مد بصرها وافرش قبرها من فراش الجنة .
اللـهـم اعذها من عذاب القبر ,وجاف ِالارض عن جنبيها .
اللـهـم املأ قبرها بالرضا والنور والفسحة والسرور.
اللـهـم إنها فى ذمتك وحبل جوارك فقها فتنة الفبر وعذاب النار , وانت أهل الوفاء والحق فاغفر لها وارحمها انك انت الغفور الرحيم

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Paws VS Palms

Okay I'm all up for what they are doing and I think its great BUT I thibk it's a lost cause here in Kuwait.
do they REALLY think they are going to make a difference? Fighting for animal rights HERE in Kuwait? Ya 3ami gi3daw bas. We barely have Human rights o yaboona we fight for the animals. Khanakheth-hum e7na awal. E7na awla :P .. Let US human beings get them o tali enfaker eb hal animals. Laish ma sawaw "PALMS and Humans Shelter"?

La7ad yefhamni ghala6. I love animals but im just stating the obvious.
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Monday, March 22, 2010

Allahoma Eshfi Nejoud Boodai



أسأل الله العظيم رب العرش العظيم أن يشفيها




لا إله الا الله الحليم الكريم .. لا اله الا الله العلي العظيم ..
لا إله الا الله رب السماوات السبع و رب العرش العظيم ..

لا إله إلا الله وحده لا شريك له ..
له الملك .. و له الحمد و هو على كل شيء قدير ..
الحمد لله الذي لا إله إلا هو .. و هو للحمد أهل .. و هو على كل شيء قدير ..
و سبحان الله .. و لا إله إلا الله .. و الله أكبر .. و لا حول و لا قوة إلا بالله ..

إلهي ..

أذهب البأس رب الناس ، اشف و أنت الشافي ، لا شفاء إلا شفاؤك ، شفاءً لا يغادر سقماً ..

إلهي ..

أذهب البأس رب الناس ، بيدك الشفاء ، لا كاشف له إلا أنت .. يارب العالمين آمين ..

إلهي ..

إني أسألك من عظيم لطفك وكرمك و سترك الجميل أن تشفيه و تمده بالصحة و العافية ..

إلهي ..

لا ملجأ و لا منجا منك إلا إليك .. إنك على كل شيء قدير ..

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Nas ma3ndaha la thema wala thmeeer!!!

Update: Apparently she was beaten up before that by her two sons.. Disgusting animals. Barbarians! Shal reyayeel ele e6egoon 7areem?


Mako galb! Mako ra7ma!!!!!

Adree ene dasha eb quwaa.. and its been a while.. bas let me tell u what happened today and you be the judge of that ,,

Kena eb yam3a today.. khalasna ghada.. oo we were having tea.. manshoof ela bara eldereesha a woman maska 3a9aya and is beating up a maid with it!!! Oo ga6at aaghrath-ha bel sekka o dashat !!! chan 3ami edakhel el maid dakhel 3andena bel serdab..

Latshofoon ele ana shefta L .. she was literally bleeding everywhere! She was cradling her arm.. her arm was swollen.. it looked broken.. BOTH her eyes were blue and black all over and swollen.. poor thing couldn’t even open her eyes men kether ma they are swollen.. and her jaw was swollen too.. She wouldn’t stop crying! She couldn’t even open her mouth to drink water..

What shocked me isn’t that this poor thing was BRUTALLY beaten! What shocked me was that some people were actually asking “Shsawat?! Akeed emsawya shay!”

LO SHEMSAWYA !!!!! LO SHEMSAWYA MA TEN6AG chethe !!!!!!! Law mahma 9ar..

Sawat shay ghala6?! Safreeeha! Wadeeha el embassy!! Wadeeeha el makhfar!! Laken et6eghaaa chethe?

She was hysterical when she saw a woman in a 3abaya because she thought it was m3azbat-ha! She wanted to run away..

3ami called el maktab.. o 9awar el be6aqa el madaneya malat ele yaya takheth-ha.. oo khalaha takteb ta3ahod ena betwadeeha el hospital and after that el embassy..

I am beyond sad. Where has their basic human rights gone? Just because their visa is on you DOES NOT give you any permission to control every aspect of their lives. They are NOT slaves! They are working for a living. 7alhom men 7alkom! Except that they were born under unfortunate conditions where they HAD to work as servants.

Ba6een chabdi. I wanted so bad to walk up to their door, ring the bell and give her a piece of my mind! 3ami kan na6erhom bara.. egool chan zain ye6le3oon..

How can someone be so cruel?! Using a human being as their own punching bag!

It was heart breaking.

7asbi allah 3alaihum.. Nas ma3ndaha la thimma wala themeer!! wele ba6 chabde ena they WILL get away with it. they always do. its very sad.

I took a picture of her as evidence from all angles. I am going to send it to the embassy to help them with her case. I refuse to believe that these ANIMALS are going to get away with it. And I am going to follow up on her story to make sure they don’t.

P.s. I would put up a picture of her to show u the brutality she was put through but I cannot violate her privacy like that.

p.p.s el7amdelah ya rab 3ala hal ne3ma ele ana 3aysha feeha.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

We're Not Hopless Romantics.. We're Hopeless at BEING Romantic!

so i was talking to a friend today.. bain esowalef.. i told him that i hated the whole lovey dovey gooey stuff..all he said was "ee .. le'ana ur an engineer".. and it got me thinking.. HE IS SO RIGHT!
(FYI.. he is too.. and im not an engineer yet.. im an engineer-to-be) ..

we are programmed to think practically.. to be realistic about things.. to look at whatever we are dealing with from every angle.. and of there is a problem.. we come up with different approaches to fix it.. we like things done quickly.. without any laff o dawaran.. fast and effective.. no drama no bullshit.. just straight to the point..

we are problem solvers.. not romantics.. we deal with numbers, not words.. by the time we graduate we are emotionally crippled!!

i hate the IDEA of holding hands.. or kissing under the moonlight.. or looking deeply into someone's eyes... lama ashoof hal ashya2 in movies.. all i think is YUCK! .. seriously .. GROSS! .. its so tacky..

i think i was a man in my past life.. *sigh*


i'm blaming it on engineering for this and not my intimacy issues ;p .. so that's that!

o salamatkum!

Friday, September 11, 2009

Carrie Brad-shit!

an9edem lama enas egoloon ena Carrie Bradshaw.. aka Sara Jessica Parker is pretty! .. ANDEHESH! eyeeni 7arej! et7ooshni 7alat thohool.. abaihhhh she's so ugly .. chenha 79AN.. no wait.. scratch that out.. even a horse would look prettier.. i dont blame Mr. Big for freaking out at their wedding.. the poor guy realized he has to wake up to THAT every single morning *shivers*

o lama ashoof all the magazines.. ena shloon MENTHAHLEEN eb her, and i quote, "sense of style".. an9edem ezyada.. MEN 9IJ-HUM?!!? apart from the occasional nice dress.. SHE'S A FASHION DISASTER! .. okay sij ena if u take each article of clothing broo7.. its nice.. bas when she puts it all together.. YUCK! .. her stylish should definitley be SHOT! ..

oo e7erooni ele golon 3anha 7elwa.. i literally SCREAM! ma shafat el 7alla wala shamat reeee7ta! ..
okay sij ena SA3AT.. talbes ashya3 7elwa.. SOMETIMES.. bas yarabi hailegeya..

here are some of her outfits that i DESPISED!






i wont even put up the rest .. they're too hideous to look at..

the question is.. Does anyone see her the way i do??

Girls.. encha3maw dont even tell me that she can "pull it off"
Guys.. id REALLY like to know ur view on this


and regarding my last post.. apparently ana mash-hoora o mo wayed anonymous ;p

i got a Bbm from a good friend.. and i love you too S ;*
i got 2 facebook msgs..
An sms..
A friend walked up to me at a ghabga and told me ena she knew it was me right from the get go..

the rest were wussies and didnt have the balls to tell me ;p .. COWARDS!

o salamatkum ;*

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Not So Anonymous

so today i went to a gathering/dewaniya kind of thing .. kan wanassa.. sowalef.. the7ek.. i met alot of nice girls.. ya 7eloo banatna wallah..EHABLOON.. wallah ele yakheth mo q8iya.. MA3NDA SALLLFA..

bain el the7ek welsowalef wil pigging out.. a mutual friend came up to me and said she wanted to tell me something.. ana baini o bainkum ekhtara3t.. laish ma 2adre? shakait eb 3omre 9ara7a.. te9arwa3t.. gelt haww sh7afana shemsawyaaaa? u just met the girl a few days ago..

bas ashwa.. FALSE ALARM.. she just wanted to tell me ena she knows im Sh7afana..*sigh*.. at first i was shocked.. i know ene shwaya skhala and i tend to ASHKARA abayen ena its me eb kalemati o my expressions.. le'ana all my close friends ele garaw my blog knew who i was in an instant..

bas how could she have known? she's met me a few days ago.. when i asked her if someone told her.. galatli LA2.. ena she figured it out wena nafs esloobi o kalami.. ba3dain she asked if i was bothered that she knows?

the weird thing is.. im not bothered.. AT ALL.. jad jad.. mo hamni kelesh .. ya3ni should i be? should i be freaking out that people know who i am? is it going to affect what i post? not at all my friends..

kelesh mo hamni what people think or MIGHT think of me.. i really TRULY dont care when people figure out who i am.. and im thinking SHOULD I CARE? i dont think i was ever anonymous to start with..

and if u know who i am.. msg me on either twitter or facebook.. or email me or drop a comment .. bas abe a3rf how many ppl out there know who i am

And it was a pleasure meeting u F ;*

Monday, August 24, 2009

I want one just like her!

  • My three year old niece walks into my room em3asba holding her broken bratz doll o etgooli "WHO DOED THIS??!!" .. Translation: "Who did this?" .. LOL matshaweg?
  • in the spirit of ramadhan.. ga3deen en7afeth-ha el qur2an.. so far 7aftha el 7amd..
    so ga3da etsame3ha to me and my dad.. wala kelman eye yeg3ad .. estanesat 3al wath3 shafat 3ndaha jomhoor.. and right in the middle of the aya.. she strats singing "WARKAB EL 7AN6OOOOOOOOOOOR TARARARARA WAT7AN6AR!" .. estghfrlah bas it was the funniest thing .. gheshait men ethe7ek..
  • She's 3 and she already has a boyfriend.. o she carried a picture of him that she carries around with her all the time.. o ay a7ad eroo7laha etgoola "SEE MY BOYFRIEND SEEE SEEE SEEE!!"
  • ana khobre children hate it when people get them clothes as a gift.. i have NEVER seen a 3 year old unbelievably happy and excited when u get her clothes!..
  • She's always infront of the mirror checking out her hair.. her nailpolish has to match what she's wearing.. and she's obssessed with shoes.. SERIOUSLY! .. when i see a little grl kicking and screaming in a mall.. she probably wants an ice-cream cone.. or a toy.. but OH NO.. mo bnayatna.. she's screaming and crying tabi the red shiny shoes..
  • Habat-ha el yedeeda is ina she sings EVERYTHING she does.. ta2theer highschool musical.. when she's brushing her hair.. etghani "im brushing my haiiir brushing my haiiiir brushing my haiir.. tarararara" .. when she's eating.. she'll sing "im eating my foood eating my foood tarararara".. and it goes on!..
  • Badleyat-ha mo sij .. she just cracks me up
I want one just like her.. she's the most adorable little girl u'll ever get to know and see!

Monday, August 17, 2009

Ya Wailhum Men Allah !!

6ab3an all you have heard about the tragedy ele 9arat bel jahra.. sij sij sij allah ekoon eb 3ounhum.. oo alah yer7amhum yarab we9aber ahalhum.. oo enshalah yarab allah yishafi marthahum..


seeing it on the news broke my heart.. sij el 7elw ma yekmalsh.. nas ray7a el 3ers tefra7.. o akhrat-ha 44 dead and 80 casualties.. la 7awl wala qowata ela belah..

but do u know what sickens me? el 7adeth ma sarla basand ppl are already making jokes about it !! and what sickens me even MORE ena ppl are actually laughing! SHETHA7EK YA NAS !!! would it be funny law kan a7ad men ahalhum?! would it be funny law it were one of their sisters or cousins o mother ?! laaa wele e7er they broadcast it on bbm o chenna el 3eed.. how INSENSITIVE! YA WAILHUM MEN ALLAH! ..

it upset me alot.. so many families lost either a friend or a sister or a mother or a cousin.. so many families lost so much.. oo ashkal ele maykhafoon rabhum ga3deen they make jokes out of the whole situation? how could they? SHLON?! how can they be so insensitive..


magool ela khaffaw rabkum.. sij im shocked. ya3ni madre shagool akthar men chethe.


اللهم انا نسألك باسمك الأعظم الذي إذا دعيت به أجبت و إذا سألت به اعطيت وإذا استنصرت به نصرة بأن ترحم أموات حريق الجهراء وتشافي مرضاهم و تكفر ذنوبهم آمين يا رب العالمين

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Time Heals All 6ragat.

A year ago, i went through the worst time of my life.I lost two of my best friends and i almost lost a 3rd.. and i had a few bad things happen on the side including family crap. 6rag wara ethani. makent metrag3a at all. the only good thing that came from it was that 9ert 3a9la ;p

but there was one person that stood by me and helped me through it all. She gave me just what i needed, even though zafatni at me a few times and told me to pull it together ;p .. If it wasnt for her then i dont know how i could have gone through it.

It all happened at once and it came to a point where it was too much to handle. I never thanked her for it le'ana mo modailna.. she's like Christina .. and im more like Izzy

we've been friends since we were 11.. she's never judged me for anything i've ever said or done.. she's always been the shoulder i can lean on.. o adre ena ban6ag 3ala hal kalam le'ana she hates it when ppl are emotional or get gooey on her. bas 7abait ena i make it clear to her that i appreciate all that she's done for me. and i want to thank her for it. o i just hope that one day i can be half the friend she was to me.

THANK YOU UM MIT3IB!

Monday, August 10, 2009

Off the Market!


Due to Um Mit3ib's not-so-subtle comment.. i feel obliged to tell u the news ive refrained from telling you guys which is the sole reason why ive disappeared for a while o gha6aiit fatra. well..






im engaged.




forget all the bullshit stories and the comments ppl tell u abt the "worst" thing abt being engaged. its AWESOME!

and it keeps on getting better and better! wallah sij!

sheno sho3oori? el wath3 bethab6 chena boyfriend 7alal :P

bas one tiny teeensy little thing pissed me off after we announced it.. SOME PEOPLES REACTIONS!

  • people ive never even had a decent conversation with suddenly became my best friends.
  • people that ACTUALLY ARE my friends started avoiding me or talking to me altogether.
  • when people i was never close to yez3loon o y7mgoon laish i havent told them sooner
  • my friends have a god given right to ask about all the deets about him.. and to demand to see a picture of him if they haven't met him already. what i dont get is why ppl i BARELY know keep on asking me if i have a picture of him.
  • AND HERES THE BIG ONE: kentay etkalmeeena wala khe6bat ahal? BALAGHAT SHAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! legafffa! wai3 wai3!
o basss ;p

wal7een this is a question for the girls..

7ag el debla.. akheth the old fashioned debla? eele etseer wide oo 3ala diamonds o ashya2.. ORRRR ele et9eer two rings together... wa7da a band kelha diamonds o the other ring etseer solitaira..
so what do u think?

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Qarart!



qarart ene bas atkharaj men handassa.. waseer mohandessa.. oo e7e6oon hal meeem niq6a gabel esmi.. BA9EER MAGHROORA! bamooog 3alaihum o bashoof 3omre.. im gonna be stuck up and no one is gonna say anything about it because i EARNED the right to be stuck up!

5 SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN KARAAAAAAAAAAAAAF !!! 5 SNEEEEN KADEENA KAD EL YAHAD! ..

- no social life whatsoever
- we are sleep deprived.. we live on either redbull or coffee.. we even have cereal with double shot of espresso..
- we dont know anything about anything except what we're studying because we have NO TIME to learn or know about ANYTHING ELSE!
- i cant even remember akher mara re7t cinema
- neg3ad bel jam3a aw library akthar men byootna!
- our idea of a good weekend is sleeping in till toon..
- we work well under stress because WE'RE STRESSED OUT 24/7!

i just went into engineering to spite my physics teacher back in highschool.. he said i should join "beauty school" because it suited me more and i wont be good for anything else and that i was too pretty to join engineering and med school because pretty girls are only good to look at .. i guess i showed him when i got a MERIT SCHOLARSHIP to do medicine .. and qoboool FAWREE in engineering.. asshole..! the first thing im gonna do is get my shahada and RUB IT IN HIS FACE! .. then make him eat HIS shahada because all he is is a TEACHER..

i hate him.. i hate him..

fa bas.. hathaaa qarari wekhteyari


ba9eer maghroora enshalahh.. =D

and ill get an aston martin to match my new attitude

Sunday, July 5, 2009

KATKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!

my friend tawha radat lekwait men el so3oodeya.. kan 3ndohom 3ers ahalhum hnak bel khobar.. so she came back today.. o ga3da etsolefli.. weya el sowalef etgoooli they took her 3 year old cousin with them..

after two days in s3oodeya.. ra7 7amoood (el 3 year old boy) 7ag oma .. ooo he was dribbling the ball wegolaha "mama mama.. shooofay asawe el korraa KETHA KETHA KETHAAAA" we6eg el kora.. el om tane7at.. etgoool sarla youmain bes belso3oodeya o yar6en so3oodi?? .. elmohem .. galatla "mama sheno KETHA KETHA?"

wala ered 3alaiha wegoolaha

"ketha ketha ya3ni chethi chethe in arabic!"
LOL mo katkoooot?!?! 7asssssaitniii bagoom afaqe99 ekhdoooooooooooooooooooda

Monday, June 22, 2009

a3OOOTHO BELLAH !

 a week ago re7t el mstashfa.. i was sick.. and tired.. and my dad INSISTED i go to his hospital.. dont get me wrong.. the hospital my dad works in is a great hospital with a great staff.. BUT its still a public hospital. and mind you i like to be pampered when im sick.. people are forced to be nicer cause u pay them to .. 

so i did.. kent labsa an over sized t-shirt.. leggings.. nathara kobor wayhe.. ballet flats i had my hair in a messy bun and i was wearing a light sweater le'ana kent mareetha wastabred men el AC ..

i was too tired to do anything so one of the nurses that work with my dadd was doing everything for me.. as i was sitting waiting for her to do her thing.. i sat in the waiting room.. 

awal shay ma kan ako amaken.. so i was standing..in the middle of the room like an idiot.. and none of the men had the decency to stand up! .. chivalry is dead! what are there no more gentlemen?  

from the corner of my eye, ashoof wa7da etkhezzz.. ooo mutters something under her breath.. wa7da labsa 3abayya o melfa3 oo the whole nine yards..

the person sitting infront of her gamat.. so re7t ga3adt mokanha.. kelshway she looks my way o testaghfer! who is she talking to ? and why is she staring at me? 

ohh 6aaaaf.. 

awal shay sekat.. male sheghel feeeha.. wa7da ga3da testaghfer rabha.. ba3dain she keeeps leaning over inb my ear wetgoool ESTAGHFRLAH!.. in my ear .. waltefet 3alaihaa.. algahaaaa kelshway etgool estaghferallah.. wetgooli allah ehadeeeech ya bente allah ehadeeeeeeeeech.. estaghferelah.. ooo enharat 3alayyyy.. kelshway testaghfer o madre shetgoool.. 

HAW?! hathe shfeeeha?! . 7egart-ha..
laken the woman INSISTS on pissssing me off.. em3azzzzzma wemlazzzma.. SHTABEEEN!!! laish et6al3eeeni wetgooleeen estaghferrallah.. SHAYFATNIIIIII NAKED?! 

chan a3a9eb.. 

so i turned around and told her "3AD 6EFTECH BEL BIKINI LAST WEEKEND.. EL MAYOH KAN TO7FA 3ALAY! GE63ETAIN! o kel ge63a hal kobor ---> ."

I made sure to say mayoh just in case she didnt know what bikini meant..

adre ena qelat adab menni.. bas 7ARATNI.. ya3ni makent labsaaa 7afar o mini skirt o ga3da! kent emsatterra oo ga3da ma 3alay men a7ad o eb aman allah.. SHTABEEEE DASHA BAKHLAQE?! ..

Monday, May 11, 2009

RAPISTS! ( and btw im back ;p)

  • Update: tawne ashoof el comments.. o mala da3e a7ad e3a9eb o yez3al.. MY blog is MY space.. akteb ele abeeeh feeh o ma7ad lah dakhal.. wele mo 3ajba LA YEGRA.. its as simple as that.. oo 3ala kalam "Toofa" .. the story was told to me by Soossa HERSELF.. oo law la7athtay.. most of the story was when u WERENT THERE.. the part where e7kerooha.. entay makentay mawjooda assassan.. and i am not apologizing for ANYTHING i write.. if u dont like it.. DONT READ. 
  • o salamatkum ;p 


  • Helllooo kelman ;* .. ive been away for  a while le'ana ive had a lot to take care of the last couple of months.. elmohem.. 3nde lukum salfa that happened to one of my closest friends.. salfa ra7 ta9demkum oo etkhaleekum et3a9boon methel ma ana 3a9abt.. oo tara bagooool alfath batheee2a shway 3ashan tet9awerooon mada khe6oorat el wath3.. fa ele khayef la akhdesh 7aya2a la yegra hal post.. 

a friend of mine tamshi eb mamsha el shameya kel youm, lets call her Soossa.. ehya and her friend Toofa.. kelyoum at around 7:30 eroo7on yamshoon.. sometimes yamshoon  7 am .. but mostly they go jogging at 7-7:30 pm.. so last week they went jogging like any other normal day, not knowing what is about to happen ra7 ekhaleehum to never set foot in a mamsha ever again..

faj2a men bait lebyoot e6le3oooluhum two cars madre men wain.. oo 9akaw 3alaihum el mamsha.. Range ke7li em3atam.. o Land Cruiser Silver.. oo enzalaw 3 madre 4 guys we9arkhooon "YALLLLL G***********BA!!!!! TA3ALAY TA3ALAYYY NABEEECH! TA3ALKAW NABEEEKUM!!" 

So my friends did what any reasonable Kuwaiti girl would do.. they screamed and ran to their cars.. 

each one of them got into her own car oo 7arekaw.. 

el land cruiser la7ag toofa wel range la7ag sooossa.. channn el land eghayer rayaaaa bser3a oo saraw both cars la7geen Soossa rfeeejti! oo ehya e7karoooha 9oub madressa.. 

She was trapped le'ana ehya kanat waraha 6ooofa.. o jedamha the two cars saf6eeen chena raqam 8 bel 3arabi.. chan yanzelooon 3 guys o wa7ed tam bel sayara... 

wa7ed emqater ooo khash wara thahra shay.. ooo wa7edddd e9arekh 3alaiha egoolaha "benfechech!.. hathaaa AKHER YOUM LECH BENT! FAHMA?! .." .. hatha athrab shay galooh.. galaw kalam 7aiiiil wa9ekh oo he tried ena yakser jamat-ha .. oo wa7ed yekheth sayarat-haaaa oo they were trying to get in..

oo the 3rd guy was unzipping his pants.. lebnaya enharat dakhel esayara! .. etgooli sh7afana.. tekhayelay.. wa7ed menhum wagef jedam sayarte and he was unzipping his pants and laughing! .. etgoooli shakelhum DRUNK or on drugs or madre shmawthooo3hum! .. 

chan faj2aa Toofa etyeeeeee rfeejat-ha men b3eeed daysa oo etdeg hernat like crazy.. chan wa7ed menhum e7arek shway.. tedodah.. fa 9ar feeeh facha bain the two cars.. so Soossa dasart oo dashat bain the two cars wed3emat-hum wen7ashat.. oo Refejat-ha sajelat arqam seyayeeerhum..

lama radat ellbait galat 7ag okhooha o oboooha oo wa7ed e9eerlohom bel sher6a 6ala3 asamee hal guys.. oo hal guys 3yal 3ayla mo7tarama.. and im betting you on anything that you might know these guys or someone related to them.. oo the guys sheft 9warhum.. ashkalhum emratebba.. 

dag 3alaiha ele bel sher6a after a few days o galohom ena lazem ebalghooon 3anhum le'ana that same day a girl got raped in shameya by four guys 9oub el mamsha..

ma7e6 eb themete.. bas what are the chances its someone else??

ya3ni gabel ana 3abali lekwait deerat aman.. o kent dayman agoool 7ag rab3e lama ekhafooon.. agoolohom shfeeekum lekwait aman!.. 

Allah 7efathhhh-hum..
i hope ena these 4 guys get the harshest punishments!.. i hope ena yensajnooon 6ool 3omorhum.. everytime i think of what COULD have happened to my friends.. i feel like crying..
3assahum maytwfgooon eb 7ayat-hum those horny asses! .. i hope they get raped in jail to get a taste of their own medicine.. 7ameeer akrahhum :(

Girls: 3afya deeeraw balkum.. lekwait mo aman nafs awal.. betroo7oon mamsha.. 3ndukum mamsha mishref shar77777 o kela awadem.. mamsha esurra kela laitat .. ebtamshoon ekhthaw a7ad weyakum la tamshoon broo7kum.. allah y7fthkum ;* 




Friday, February 27, 2009

Prediction #1


Habiti el yedeeda ene a9eer psychic oo i make random predictions after putting some deep thought and consideration into it:

  1. O'bama ra7 yeghtaloona (akhaf agoool el kelma bel english b3dain etelooni el CIA 3abalhum erhabeya).. oo they are gonna blame us Arabs!.. oo goolawwwww Sh7afana ma galat.. a36eekum ele taboona etha ma ga6ooha 3alaina e7na el 3arab.. Kho ayshay ghala6 eseer bel denya they blame it on the middle east.. ma chenna ako erhabeyeen ghairna!..
p.s. does anyone know where i can get a crystal ball? 3ashan atqamass el shakhseyya chenna sij

Thursday, February 19, 2009

I Want A Guy..

UPDATE:
3ogob ma um mit3ib o om tantoo7 ethghe6oooni about my "unrealistic expectations".. i have narrowed my conditions to one and i will NOT settle for less than that no matter what u say im sorry..
my condition is......

  • He has to be straight
sheftaw ele ejabel hal thentain sheseer feeh?
  • I want a guy men kether ma ana wathqa feeeh o men kether ma ana tarsa 3aina, law etyeeeni malekat jamal el 3alam.. the beauty queen of ALL beauty queens wetgooli i am going to seduce your husband.. babtesemlaha .. wagoolaha eb kel theqa wana met6amna go ahead..i'd love to see you try =)..
  • I want a guy to appreciate me.. to never take me for granted.
  • I want a guy to treat me, not as a princess, but as his QUEEN.
  • I want a guy to love me unconditionally no matter how many mistakes i do.
  • I want a guy to stand up for me.. to FIGHT for me.. but still respect my independence.
  • I want a guy to e7ebni .. we7afeth 3alay.. we9ooni .. we7e6ni be3yoona..
  • I want a guy that is kind.. and loyal.. and honest.. and ekhaf raba..
  • I want a guy to be willing to go to the end of the world for me if he thinks that would make me happy
Is that too much to ask for? because i will not settle for anything less than i deserve..
That is how my father treated my mother. That is how my grandfather treated my grandmother. I would rather not marry and stay single forever than settle for anything less than that.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

OH MY VIRGIN EYES! :(

As i was having a morning walk.. my house is like a 5 minute walk from the beach.. so as i was walking.. with my iPod on.. a smile on my face.. and enjoying the beautiful weather.. i look to my right AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! and there he was.. a man TINKLING less than a meter away from me!!.. THAT HORRIBLE MAN! isnt public urination a crime? 7ASBI ALLAH 3ALAIH!!!!! ALLAH YAKHETH EBLEEEEEEESEK ENSHALAH YAL KHAYESSSSS YAL MO NETHEEEF !!!!! i didnt wana seee that :(

ohhhh my virgin eyes :'( ..

im genuinley upset!.. ive always thought that the first tinkie id ever see would be my HUSBANDS! .. not a dirty stinky HOBO's on the streeet! .. i feel dirty.. not to mention SCARRED FOR LIFE! my innocence has been compromised :(
ewww ewww ewww ewwwwwww EWWWWWWWWWWWW! .. allaaaaaah egharbel ebleeeeeesa enshalah!!! ..


p.s. im not back yet.. still vacationing ..