Monday, June 22, 2009

a3OOOTHO BELLAH !

 a week ago re7t el mstashfa.. i was sick.. and tired.. and my dad INSISTED i go to his hospital.. dont get me wrong.. the hospital my dad works in is a great hospital with a great staff.. BUT its still a public hospital. and mind you i like to be pampered when im sick.. people are forced to be nicer cause u pay them to .. 

so i did.. kent labsa an over sized t-shirt.. leggings.. nathara kobor wayhe.. ballet flats i had my hair in a messy bun and i was wearing a light sweater le'ana kent mareetha wastabred men el AC ..

i was too tired to do anything so one of the nurses that work with my dadd was doing everything for me.. as i was sitting waiting for her to do her thing.. i sat in the waiting room.. 

awal shay ma kan ako amaken.. so i was standing..in the middle of the room like an idiot.. and none of the men had the decency to stand up! .. chivalry is dead! what are there no more gentlemen?  

from the corner of my eye, ashoof wa7da etkhezzz.. ooo mutters something under her breath.. wa7da labsa 3abayya o melfa3 oo the whole nine yards..

the person sitting infront of her gamat.. so re7t ga3adt mokanha.. kelshway she looks my way o testaghfer! who is she talking to ? and why is she staring at me? 

ohh 6aaaaf.. 

awal shay sekat.. male sheghel feeeha.. wa7da ga3da testaghfer rabha.. ba3dain she keeeps leaning over inb my ear wetgoool ESTAGHFRLAH!.. in my ear .. waltefet 3alaihaa.. algahaaaa kelshway etgool estaghferallah.. wetgooli allah ehadeeeech ya bente allah ehadeeeeeeeeech.. estaghferelah.. ooo enharat 3alayyyy.. kelshway testaghfer o madre shetgoool.. 

HAW?! hathe shfeeeha?! . 7egart-ha..
laken the woman INSISTS on pissssing me off.. em3azzzzzma wemlazzzma.. SHTABEEEN!!! laish et6al3eeeni wetgooleeen estaghferrallah.. SHAYFATNIIIIII NAKED?! 

chan a3a9eb.. 

so i turned around and told her "3AD 6EFTECH BEL BIKINI LAST WEEKEND.. EL MAYOH KAN TO7FA 3ALAY! GE63ETAIN! o kel ge63a hal kobor ---> ."

I made sure to say mayoh just in case she didnt know what bikini meant..

adre ena qelat adab menni.. bas 7ARATNI.. ya3ni makent labsaaa 7afar o mini skirt o ga3da! kent emsatterra oo ga3da ma 3alay men a7ad o eb aman allah.. SHTABEEEE DASHA BAKHLAQE?! ..

16 comments:

G said...

3adee fee nas ye7boon yetda`7eloon wayed. Low minich chan 7a6et headsets and started to listen to music ^^

Don Juan said...

ymkin mo mit3awda tshof chthi ,, y3ni lo ana mokanha chan qeltlch " allahoma 9alli 3leek ya nabi " ;Pp

*joking* ;D

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOOOL badda3taaaaay !!:P bass 7addaaaa zain etsaween feehaaaaa !! ma a7eb chethiiii !! enzain shgalat ??
marra shafatnii wa7da eb estiqbal (mat3arefnii wala a3arefha bass yemkin et3aref omii) galatlii mashallaaah shzeenich BASS NAG9IICH 7JAB !

Abi-Omi-Abi-Oboy said...

ZAin etsaween feha ;@...

Hal ashyka e7eroooneeeee :'(.. Mara rfeshte yayatna el tutorial bachi bachi ... athare khwanche we3yala marren yamha chan egol el obo "astaghfer alla!... ghethho el ba9ar yaa 9bayan1"...oo el shabab egha6oon oo 7ail "astaghfer alla" "astaghfer allah"...

O wainech !! wallah el 3athem AMS dasha ur blog ga3da agra commentat el post el mathe bashuf sh'salfetech menkhasha ..

O shal ezbala eli ga3den esawon comment ;@ !! ... Ashkara chathabeen o yabun esawun farfasha w 7araka ... 3ama b3ain'hom wala ehezon sh3ara fech ! ;@

O welcome back ;***

Anonymous said...

b3ad entay ma tst7in ako wa7d yalbs msatar!!! ;p

laish labsa leggings!!!

'9ayech 7ail!!! ma y9iir ;p
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what are there no more gentlemen?
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fiii bs hathi almsawah!!!!

Anonymous said...

LooooooooooooooL,,, NICE ONE!!! 3afyaa 3afyaa gooolili shino kan her reaction oo her face expression?? :P

Anonymous said...

Mo tabon equality? w same rights as men? 3ayal mako chivalry ;p ya hatha ya thak may9eer ethnainhom ;p

Anonymous said...

political equality shyaba 3la common decency and social etiquette? oo mo shar6 just guys 7ata girls if they were sa7een oo shayfeen wa7da mareetha they couldve offered their seats...

u shouldve told her na3am? etc or got into an actual debate wyaha, something less out there, radich just showed that she was right ... classiest thing was to ignore..

Sh7afana said...

G
my ipod ma kan 3nde ;p

Don Juan
madre 3anha.. ya3nii i wasnt the only on ele mo mit7ajba!

Anonymous
esketat ma galat shay! .. encha3mat.. plus i got up and left.. fa 3ala ma estaw3ebat ana shgelt o tabe etred ela ana mashya ..
LOL.. al7eeen sar li7jab megyass ya3ni?

Abi-Omi
weeee.. eee hal ashkal zayda hal ayam.. ma tabe etshoof GHETH ENATHAR! LATSHOOF.. laken lateg3ad etge6 7achi!
3ad i never usually get worked up abt comments.. but one comment bethat through me over the edge.. i only know one of the girls this happened to.. madre he just touched a soft spot... bas BE6AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG ;p im over it now


Anonymous1
ashooof fe musawah bamreeka oo britain gabelna besneen bes they stil hold the door for a lady and give up their seat for them :)


Anony2
ensefag wayehha.. a7san.. 7aratni


eksha5
ya salaaaaam! al7eeen just because we got our rights o theirs equality men start to act indecent ?

Anony
sa7 elsanek/ch

i couldnt.. i usually do ignore.. but she pisssed me offf.. WAYED.. why is it any of HER business? its a public place.. mo ga3da ebait obooha tetshara6 wetge6 kalam 3ala ele raye7 wele rad and expect people to STILL be polite abt it?
no i wasnt abt to shut up.. a7san.. 3ashan tet3alam next time etge6 7achi 3ala banat khelg allah..
AKRAH hal nmona.. the extremists that think by THAT attitude be7abebooon enas bel islam wil 7jab and what not.. ana ma agool ene mani met7ajba or ena edenya sayba.. no.. ana asali wasoom o enshallah allah yahdeeni wat7ajab.. bas latye wa7da methelha etge6 3alay kalam ka2ani kafra aw mo labsa hdoom..

나다 said...

i hate those ppl ! they just pretend to look alreligious but believe me they are not atleast not all of them are !! oo it's not like ur wearing extremely tight clothes from head to to toe nor are u wearing a mini dress or a transparent one :(
n how impolite n rude of her zain sawaiti feeha :P

Anonymous said...

ya sheen ele yed5lon b 59o9yat el '3er

bs el sha6ra meno el a39aba barda akthar shy 7egreha ;p 6ansh ta3sh tanta3esh ;p wo shofeha shlon b etmot 8ahar ;p

Gee™ said...

loooool did u read my post ? lo ray7a m3ay 7ag hal doc eli re7tla elyom, yemken kan ra7 ehed el patients o yeg3ad e9ali 7agech mo bs yestaghfer :p

hathol lazem e9er eslobech zeft m3ahm 3ashan yestaw3ebon, ekon kelesh ohm mga63en el dyana

Anonymous said...

The best thing to do in a situation like this is ignore and find another place, if not just leave the waiting room.

bas I get it.. i7iroon lai sawaw chithe i7asisoon ina il wa7id mfa9akh mu labis. fa maloomich.

Principessa said...

way way kathreeen hahail ebe6oon el chabd wel moshkila mako esloob a9lan yekhaloonich gha9eeeb et3andeeen !

Daddy's Girl said...

3afiya shino her reaction 3ogob zafat il mayooh?

walla ma teste7ee... ok u said isa'3far allah once in my ear weslat il msg... shino tabee y3ni teshle3een il tshirt o tlefenah 3la ur head?

wella y3ni 3mrich ma sm3tay il iste'3far ib 7yatich fa now now ra7 tehtedeen?

o allah 3ad o omahat neqaabat o 3ebe... mita kanat il 3abat rade3 akhlaqe ballah????

Anonymous said...

As I was reading the comments, I was thinking what if you said: "Sub7an Allah..il7imdillah.. Allah wakbar.. wa la 7awl wala quwa ila billah.. Sub7an Allah..il7imdillah..Allah wakbar..wa la 7awl wala quwa ila billah..."
LOL inich itfashleenha w tithikreen Allah ba3ad, haha shbitgool ma tigdar itgool shay! 3abalha bes lanha labsa il3abaya wil niqab tigdar tathkir Allah.. La.. kil min yigdar yathkir Allah.. w mithil ma giltay 3abalha ina itha sawat chithy bit7abibich fil deen.. Aslan ildeen akhlaq o isloob o mu3amala! Ya rab inshallah itseereen fil mustaqbal inty a7san minha fil deen ba3ad..Gooly ameen