Saturday, October 25, 2008

Reasons Why I Shouldn't Get Married


  • i do not like people touching my stuff!! ayen astekhef etha a7ad jas aghrathi .. i like my things around me and i like them a certain way.. messy or neat.. whats that book doing on the middle of my floor? KAIFI I LIKE IT THERE SH3ALAIKUM!
  • i dont share.
  • im scared shitless of intimacy.. oo mo zain a6eee7 eb wa7ed romancey! YA DAHWETE! etseer emseeba .. ya3ni mayseer yeg3ad egooli shkether uhwa e7ebni ALLLL DAYYY LONGGG.. it gets old.. it gets BORING.. abi ACTION! abeeeeeh ya6mer men 6ayara bes 3ashan yathbetli 7uba! .. yeg3ad yetghazal feeeni oo yamsek eeeedi and look into my eyes under the moonlight?? GHAL6AAAAAAAAN! ela baz3al o ba7ameg o ared bait ubooy 3ala 6ool.. shyabi?? if i wanted romance i would have married romeo!! .. (em3aqeda? adre)
  • Planning a wedding is such a hassle! .. ya3ni all these months of planning oo kelman yestanes wana ga3da eb mokani chene sanam?!!?! ana baghayer hal tradition.. bakhali el 3ers kela ana arges feeh wenas teg3ad et6ale3ni :P
  • i love my space. let me rephrase that.. i NEEED my space. He can't step into my territory .. i hate husbands that are clingy and neeedy. ya3ni shtabi?! ROO7 EDOWANEYA!!! betred el 2 el fayeR? ana rathya :D ..
  • He can't be too jelous and possessive. its a major turnoff.. we're equals in marriage.. oo 7elo ena 3elaqatna etkoon based 3al tafahom.. byeg3ad e7e6 reeel 3ala reeel oo yet2amar oo esawe roo7a se sayed wag3ad aghaneela "ya se sayed ya se sayedddddddd" ?
  • I dont think theres a man out there that can afford me :P.. or if he can.. befaless meni hehe.. la la jk mo lehal daraja :P
  • Ana. maynoona. I sky dive.. i bunjee jump.. o go for a swim in the heart of winter.. im sort of a spurr of the moment person.. i can never be the traditional-living-in-my-husbands-shadow kind of wife..
  • Ma7eb ele e7enoon. a7gerhum.. wallah men siji.. ele e7en 3alay .. aseeer BAAAAAAAAAAAARDAAAA.. wa7ger..
  • Ma atkhayal nafsi metzawja.. wa7ed aghratha yam aghrathi.. 306oorata yam 3o6oorati..? no no.. thats EXACTLY why im gonna have my own walk in closet where he cant get his man hands on my beautiful Louboutin's and Jimmy Choo's ..
  • i'm stubborn and proud as hell.. 3aneeda..
  • 3ala golat Samantha Jones "i love you but i love myself more"
Reason Why I Should Get Married:
  • A husband makes a good accessory :P

37 comments:

Princess Famme said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you're adorably cute do you know that ... we have all those policies for our unwanted future husband and rules and regulations for Do's and Don'ts LOL yet when McDreami comes as merdieth say .. you'll not only want to Share you'll want to DARE ;)

Anony said...

7ata ana abi arges eb 3ersi :P malaqa ga3da 3al kersi wat6amash laish!

Anonymous said...

"Ma7eb ele e7enoon. a7gerhum.. wallah men siji.. ele e7en 3alay .. aseeer BAAAAAAAAAAAARDAAAA.. wa7ger.."
Same here ! aseer stubborn o i do it the other way around , cuz it seems that the only reason for
7anna is that i look like i didn't understand ! mdamey mafham
3yal a3almek shlon mafham ! :P

rencontrer Pauline said...

hahahaa niiiice thank god im a woman:P:P

Sh7afana said...

princess
hehe no man well ever make me want to share my closet with him!
thanks hehe ^_^

anon
eeeeee!!! khansawe 7amla e3laneya takser hal tradition.. shrayech? ;p

zaboo6a
hehehe.. eeee!!

p-ella
yupppp! bes ham sa3at wedi aseer sbay :P atmana! theres so much freeedom there

RevealedSecrets said...

I agree with you 100%!

Anonymous said...

OH Y SWEET JESUS HOLY MOSES WHAT HAS THE WORLD HAS COME TO AN END

" 306oorata yam 3o6oorati..? "

HOWWWW DARREE HEEE...THAT BASSSSTARRRRD !

:pPpPp heheh cute :

ARTFUL said...

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

a9lan elli bya5thech allah y3ina ;p

5ala9 enshallah ma etzaojain 6ol
3mrch 3lshan ma7ad y7e6 a'3ra'9a yam a'3ra'9ech ;p

atwaqa3 entay tadrin laish ma7ad bya5thech ;p

Anonymous said...

I couldn't have said it any better!;p

Anony said...

haw mala da3e 7amla :p .. bs khal wa7da fena tetzawaj o we start it :P .. ala entay naghzay 7ag elnas eli eb yetzawojoon now :P

Charmbracelet said...

hmm...so true abt the weddings !
alla e3eenich 3ala those rules =p
-N~

Anonymous said...

Lool wala il3atheem 7asait nafsy ana ili ga3da aktib.. totally true i couldnt agree with u more..

Tiger said...

allaaaah, al7een elhusband sar accessory? :)

Big Pearls said...

loool you can still enjoy thingd you like after getting married

3anooda said...

OMG i love u - awal mara achoof wa7da mithli. ma agdar 3ala rayil. azeedich il 6een bala. a7id ysharikni my king size bed!!! laish?? la2 ma y9eer. akrah 7ad yilmasna wana nayma. it5ayalay shakleh oo ehwa ga3id y7awil e7m e7m. LOOOOL

shakilna ana oo intay kila wa7da bititzawaj mithl ingleez awal. a5er il lail kil wa7id yroo7 7ijriteh wila mithl il G rated movies kil wa7id sareer. LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Um Mit3ib said...

ele beghazilny under the mooonlight.. biyeee shayin ma shafa


and ur not gonna get married because u say "3o6ooorat" :P

ARTFUL said...

Zabo0o6a,, Sh7afana,, RevealedSecrets,, Houliee,, http://ig3ad.blogspot.com,,
3anooda,,
----------------------------

ehi wa7da mn althentain ya enkom kelkom mn aowalkom lai aa5erkom btkasron kalamkom wala chenkom gltao shay??!!

aoooo

ya 7ayallah al3awans ;p

3anooda said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ ARTFUL

shoosha said...

9ajja um met3eeb... 3o6oorat ma tamshi... KLOONYA!

suspic said...

With the way life works out, btzwjain wa7id so romantic byabchi bachi la giltela a7bik.

"9iiiiiiiiiiij? :'("

I hope you'd still be blogging by then, it'd be a good post.

Don Juan said...

tbena yq6 nfsa mn 6yara so enti tkonen wathqa min 7oba !!

da ma yr'9esh rabina ;Pp

atoona said...

LOL ur list 3ajeeb!

u'll look back @ that when ur married and laugh :P

Um Mit3ib said...

LOOOOOOOOOOL@ suspic!

thats wht my brother keep telling me;/

Nemo said...

LOL 7ADDA I SHARE WITH YOU ALL THE POINTS :P

Sh7afana said...

revealed
hehe ;p

met
men siji!!!! .. ya3ni etha aghratha yam aghrathi hes bound to touch my things.. MABEEH EJEEES AGHRATHI SHYABI! :@

artful
bes 3ad!!!!! ana magelttttt mabi atzawaj ana gelt why i SHOULDNT.. ako difference!! ooo latda3eeeee..smella 3aliiiiiiiiii :P .. enta ele eb takhthek eb tebtelesh!

houliee
hhehe thats why im here

anonymous
khoash!! .. bes yalla meno eb tabdi eb the new tradition? :P

charm
allah e3eena kelena ;p

ig3ad
hehehe .. ^_^

tiger
well.. he will look good dangling from my arm :P ..
laaaaa yuba.. im kidding :)

big pearls
i know ;p

3anooda
7abetech el 3afya ;*hehe..
eeeeee.. THE BED!! AAH!! what if he snores?!

um mit3ib
wanna bet on that ? ;p

artful
SMELLA 3ALAY LATFAWELLLL!!!!! *tarketh etbakher 3omorha o tegra 3ala roo7ha!!!!*

3anooda
la teth7ekeen maytha7ek ;p

shoosha
NOOOOOO.. sheno kloonya? mabi!

suspic
TOFFF MEN BO2AK!!
heheh.. ill always be here.. promise

don juan
ee shfeek .. parachute ;p

atoona
hehe i hope not ;p

um mit3ib
shakla meseeri o meseerech wa7ed :P

Sh7afana said...

nemo
im glad hehe!

eshda3wa said...

can i steal ur reasons

some of them are the same as mine oo ma wedi afaker eb more

im writing a list and giving it to my mama

Ms. D said...

Ana. maynoona. I sky dive.. i bunjee jump.. o go for a swim in the heart of winter.. im sort of a spurr of the moment person.. i can never be the traditional-living-in-my-husbands-shadow kind of wife..

Ma7eb ele e7enoon. a7gerhum.. wallah men siji.. ele e7en 3alay .. aseeer BAAAAAAAAAAAARDAAAA.. wa7ger..

......................................................................

i couldnt have said it any better ;D

나다 said...

"bakhali el 3ers kela ana arges feeh wenas teg3ad et6ale3ni :P"

omg totally true :P i wanna do the same !

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Abi-Omi-Abi-Oboy said...

7AFAKARAKKK!!! O 7afakarak ! O golay ma gelt :p O you'll love it!.. O u wont even remember all of these "reasons"... O 7AFAKARAK ;P

jooj said...

omg I think you just may be my long lost twin! "i love my space. let me rephrase that.. i NEEED my space" i said those EXACT words to a friend the other day when she asked me what kind of a hsuband I wanted..

Missy said...

how was the HalloweenParty! ;p

Omtantoo7 said...

LOL salfat il maynoona.. ma 3alaich.. 7ag kil maynoona ako maynoona.. allah gal il 6ayeboon lil 6ayebat!

i believe in it ;p

Sh7afana said...

=eshda3wa
afa 3alaich .. hehe ekhthay ele tabeena ..

Ms. D said...

:)


BeBe
hehe.. b3d ya3ni 3ERSEEEE.. youmi :P lazem astanes feeeeh

..::Amu::..

heheh


Abi-Omi-Abi-Oboy said...

LOOOOOOOOOL .. wanna bet ? :P

jooj
i might be that friend.. u ever know ;)


Missy
?? ;p

Omtantoo7
loooooool.. I HOPE SO... abi rayel maynoon methli :P

Smart-y said...

la etzawjiin!! mu 3'a9ib ;P
bs i guess, things will change in the future, 3ad mta? allaaaahoo a3laam!

bs 7addich 9'a7aktinii, oo 7addi 9'ayeg 5elqii.. so thanks sh7afana!

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOL!! ambaaih! for a second i felt that i wrote it! it was like u're writing my mind lol! i like it! o mabrook 3la el khe6ba i read the other post too ;) i followed u on twitter bas 3a6eteni skip :(

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