Mughamarati Bel ma3rath - Part DEUX ;p

Gabel la abdi wagoolukum 3an mughamarati ele bel ma3rath part two ;p .. bomanasabat ena laptopi qarar yente7er o yengessem ne9ain.. re7t sharait wa7ed IDENTICAL to my old laptop.. except el keyboard bes english.. apparently mali was 1.83 something wel aydad mena is 2.22 or something oo el yedeed ele ga3da astakhdema al7eeen asra3 o feeh dvd writer o ashya2 .. wayed khabba 3alay sara7a :P .. yeeebooli ayshay that has a keyboard o beds KAFEEE! la wazeeedkum.. getluhum esheeloon el old hard disk mali .. we7e6oona eb the new laptop.. 3ashan ma7eb sho3oor laptop yedeed ;p .. el mohem.. nerja3 ela me7war 7adeethna.. akamelekum!

• Gabel el efteta7 eb youm.. we had to go en7e6 aghrathna o chethe. Fa there was this girl, amerha mashkook menna.. ya3ni tgdroon etgooloon kent shaka bakhlaq-ha shway.. ya3ni she was dressed up like a boy.. bes 3adi.. SO WAS I .. ray7een we set up o chethe .. i was wearing a training suite o n3al o raf3a sha3ree.. fa i assumed she was dressed that way too 3ashan she had to work.. just like ME! fa alla esalemkem.. khansameeha Sbaya .. Sbayya ray7a rada 3alaiii.. tebtesem.. she nods and waves at me.. wana 6ab3an ma gassart.. amshee wawaze3 ebtesamat.. so while i was standing on a chair hanging something she approaches my partner

Partner: hallaa sbaya shlonech?!
Sbaya (in a VERY husky MANLY voice) hallaa ukhooyy
Me(still not trusting my intuition.. in the spirit of rmethan makent abi a7e6 eb themeti wagool 3anha boya ya nas.. 7ARAM! )

elmohem.. throughout the day.. soolafna.. o we became good friends.. khathat my number.. o my e-mail .. serna rabe3 khalas ;p
so belail .. My partners older brother approaches me and calls me over..
K: sh7afano o yahad! ta3alay..
Me: hala :S .. shfeek
K: sarlech el youm kela et-hathreen weya Sbayya.. sh3ndech?
Me: haww 3adi .. shfeeek
K(metwaheg mo 3aref shloon egoolha): tara boya.. la te7takain feeha wayed..
Me: waiiih 7aram 3alaik ma3ndek salfa mafeeha shay el bent!!

So the first day of the ma3rath comes.. wesalt early .. at around 7:30..
i saw her men b3eed.. so i smiled and waved.. o kamalt sheghle.. i could have sworn ena the WHOLE time id see her lurking around and staring .. and kel ma arfa3 3aini 3alaiha.. etlef wayeha ebser3a.. o yosalni menha msg "shaklech WOW!" .. hmm.. that shoould have been a HUGE HINT .. but NOOOOO.. ekhetkum sh7afana bgara o ma testaw3eb.. . by the second day.. i realized my suspicions were in place. She kept on msging me ALL NIGHT. some msgs were lovey dovey.. oo the whole time bel ma3rath.. she'd be staring.. khare3atni!!!! .. youm gelt 7ag K.. gali "GAL3AA!! ana mo gayelech lat7acheeenha?!".. el bent 6le3at etmeel ela el banat akthar ya jema3a!! wana al7een mebtalsha.. she wont stop calling .. SHSAWE?!

• Me & my partner are supposed to be giving out fliers to the people passing by our booth. And what ive noticed that my partner mo g3d ya36ee wayed nas.
  

Me:Partner!! ! laish mo ga3d ta36eeehum!!
Partner: ma36ee jeyaker ana.
Me: !! (MEN GAAAAAAAAAAL SHALLOW!!!)

• Me wagfa 3al booth and a guy emqater approaches me

Guy: sheno mashroo3kum hatha?
Me (etsame3la wetgooola kelshay for the 100th time!)
Guy: enzain etha ana ba3reth montajatii 3ndukum.. yeseer?
Me: ee eseer ukhooy.. en7e6a 3ndena bel site for free bes lenna nesba basee6a men mabee3atek ele kanat through us.. bes sheno el ashya2 ele etbee3ha?
Guy: jnaa6.. jowati.. kelshay .. 6ab3an kelhum taqleeb .. ajeebhum men el 9eeen wel yaban.. (did he just say taqleed!?)
Me(kal3ada tane7at.. you lost me at taqleed.. anything that came after was a blur!): bes e7na ma na3reth shay taqleed 3andenna.. sorry ukhooy.
Guy: laish laa? tara sooooghum mashi! (YUBA EFHAM YA THOOR!.. egooloon el tekrar ye3alem...?)
Me: ee makhtalafna.. im sure sooghum mashi bes ukhooy e7na mana3reth 3andena ashya2 taqleed.. asfa ukhooy
(and the guy em7anech ela yabeeeee na3reth ashya2aaaa 3andenna!.. hes debating with us.. and gives us his card.. o yabi he shows me samples.. YUBA MANT3AMAL WEYAAA TAQLEEEEED E7NA KHALASSSNA!! HEFFFFF!! MO RATHY YEFHAM! i felt like screaming)

• One of the organizers there kan 7AIIIL ya7laila.. he was so helpful.. o ma gassar weyana sara7a.. all of them ma gasseraw.. bes uhwa belthat.. he helped us with our booth.. ma3a ena he didnt have to .. o he helped us with kelshay.. oo 7AIIIL mo7taram o 7laiw.. so we'd give each other the occasional smile .. he'd come ver several times throughout el ma3rath asking us if we needed anything (so did the others..so dont get any funny ideas.. although he was cute.. hmmmmm) .. and whenever he'd pass by and see me working .. he'd give me the thumbs up.. o theres this girl.. who i thought was bel 30's .. but apparently ehya mowaleed 85 .. lazzga feeh.. wain mayroo7 ehya warah.. o whenever he'd talk to me.. she'd give me the dirtiest looks .. ana shako ;s.. o kelshway lama he'd come over she's come and tell me "hatha katkooooti" OR.. "ib themetech mo katkooot??".. when he isnt looking.. o kanat eb qemat el 7AQARA weyay.. ma3a ena the guy maskeen! 6oool elwagt g3d e7awel essaref-ha aw yen7ash menha.. wehya emchalba feeeh.. o she has the decencey to be rude to me and thinking something is going on ma3a ena its STRICTLY business.! .. SHTABEEEEEN!

ako wayed ashya2 sarat bes chena el post sar 6oweel? ;p awagef hni.