Mughamarati Bel ma3rath - Part 1 ;p

Update!
my beautiful pink laptop broke in half :( .. so im going to buy a new one today untill mine gets fixed..

Khan agoolukum 3an mugharamati o these little incidents that happened bel ma3rath:

• My first customers came. before the opening and i was mentally or physically ready to recieve anyone. But since they were 4-5 men and i was at the booth alone, i had to take them. Kel ma agool kelma in english ezefni eshayeb! .. HAW SHTABE! SHLOON TABEEENI AGOOOOOL VISA OR MASTER CARD IN ENGLISH?! KHAIR!!

• awal ma balash el efteta7.. wagfa weya my partner at the booth.. ma w3ait ela a man comes surrounded by other men o like 20 reporters following him and i was blinded by FLASHES!! .. not to mention being bombarded by questions! chan atwahag .. wan7ash :P .. and i left my partner standing alone maskeeen uhwa ele kalaha :P .. later on gali yal habla that was haytham el shaye3.. well i didnt want to look like a complete idiot on camera ! i was petrified! 7assait chenna papparazi :P yess im a coward
  

• youni 2 guys el booth.. g3adt ashra7luhum 3an kelshay.. akher shay chan the guy e6ale3 el brochure wegooli:

Guy: hatha raqam meno feekum? raqmech wala raqma?
Me: Hatha el call center ukhooy.. la raqmi wala raqma. etha 7athretek 3ndek ay as2ela deg 3ala hal raqam.
Guy: entaw sheghelkum 24 sa3a??
?Me: bel website malna.. tegdar etdesh 3alaih o etsawe 6alab aw etdezlena e-mail ay wagt.. we7na we'll contact you. CHAN JELEEEL EL 7AYYYAAAAAAAA yaghmezli!! (YUP HE WINKED AT ME!)
Guy: ya3ni 3adi adeg 3ugub el 12 am 3adi?? ;)" with a STUPID grin on his face. I WANTED TO SMACK HIM! ..
ana wayhi sar a7mar o tuwahagt! ana broo7i ata2te2 when i talk to guys, o aste7e! hal marra hatha eyeeni wegooli chethe?! la la la!!

• Yanni wa7d thani el booth while my partner was busy with someone else. 7elo? shara7tla kelshay.. chan yes2alni:

Man: Hatha ukhooch?
Me: no hatha shereeki
Man: shlon et3arfoon ba3ath? et9eeroon 7ag ba3ath? (ENTA SHAKO!!!!)
Partner jumps in and says
Partner: ee tegdar etgoool
Man: ee shlooon?
Partner: nesayeb (through clenched teeth)
Man looks straight at me and says
Man: hatha zoujech? (i laughed!! .. my partner is 16 years old.. baby!!! oo eg9eer 7AIL! .. kent bagooola ya3niii law farggg el 3umur 6afat 3alaik.. then farg el 6oool ham e6oof 3alaik?!!!)

• 6ab3an i dont even want to mention the people that come and edeshoon eb bal3oooomi men kether their questions! .. OH YES PLEASE BOMBARD ME WITH UR NEVER ENDING STUPID QUESTIONS CAUSE IM NOT TIRED AND I DONT HAVE A MILLION PEOPLE WAITING BEHIND YOU.. OH AND THE FACT THAT I NEED TO PEEE AND CANNOT TAKE A BATHROOM BREAK BECAUSE OF U!!

• ORRRR .. eyooni two guys

Guy1: mashroo3kum sheno bethab6? ana shefta 3ala el facebook bes medri sheno hatha
Me(starts explaining)
Guy2 interrupts and says: ee shefna grouBBBBBBBBech 7ata thefnach bes ma sawaitay add
Me(tetwahag kal3ada) Ukhooy al7een adez a7ad yeshra7lek :)
then i smile and walk away as usual!
shsaw ya3ni kheft!
o chaykaw el msg ele daza on facebook
شخبارج انا امس كنت بالمعرض
الله يعطيكم العافيه عليه كان خووش معرض
والموقع وايد حلو
انا الي امس كنتي قاعده تشرحين لي
:)))
بالصدفه شفت اسمج قلت اكيد اهي الي امس كانت تشرح لي
فرصه سعيده خيتوو :))

khayto? KHAYTO?! meno khaytoo?! AGOOOOOOOOL latgooli khayto la KAFFFFF! thaneyan.. EL3AN KHAYREK SHENO E3GAIDI!!!

akamelekum b3dain ;p