Thursday, January 15, 2009

In case you haven't noticed, YOUR MARRIED!

Bagooolukum salfa .. There's this girl weyay in jam3a .. She's married okay? She never talks to me .. 3omerha matsalem 3alay.. And once tekremoon kent bel toilette in a stall wehya oo rfeeejat-ha dashaw ooo kanaw esoolfoon oo 7ashaw feeni.. Waana dakhel! So men 3ogobha ana gemt a9ed 3anha.. And its been that way for two months now ..
La etsalem 3alay wala asalem 3alaiha wala et7acheeni wala a7acheeha ..


So the other day I was in the library studying broo7i chan eyi this guy, a friend, weyay in class oo asked me a few questions mo fahemhum so fahamta .. Shafatna chan etyeeeena.. Oo faj2a 9arat 7laiiiwa! ooo 9arat MAYYY3AAAAAAA... temqa666 el 7achhhiiii... Ooo gamat tebtisim . Yayatna far7ana awii .. . Ooo etgoooli "sh7afanaa 7abeeebti shlooonech??" Chan atane7 .. Getlaha tamam .. Chan etgoooli momken as2alkum cham shaghla mo fahmat-ha? and I told her ummm .. Sure .. Chan ta36eeni 6af oo tes2ala ohwa .. I was like "oookaayyy" ooo keep in mind ena el 6awla ele belzawyaa kanaw banat ga3deen yadresooon nafs el mada.. But she chose to ask US .. Correction .. HIM

Gelt whatever .. 3adi 6af.. Gelt mara7 a76 eb themeti wala asoo2 el than feeha .. Kaif-ha .. 3ogob ma fahamta etefaqna ena bacher eb nadres again gabel lemti7an oo ena he's gonna meet me 3nd the professors office .. So we did .. While we were walking chan etshoofna again.. Chann etsalem 3alayyyyyyy eb 7arrara .. ooo faj2a again 9arat dalooo3aaa oo nabrat 9ot-ha teghayerat.... Ma3a ena gabelha eb sa3a shafatni bel mamar o ma salemat!
Chan ham teg3ad etsa2el again wet9eeer 7laiwa.. Wana .. HAWWWW shsayer?! Can she be any more transparent!?

Elmohem .. Ham gelt 6af whatever ..
Me and this girl kena wagfeen bara el qa3a before the exam.. Chan etyi AGAIN oo etsoolef weyay.. Chan the guy emor and smiles at us and goes .. Chan teg3ad etsa2elni as2ela 3ana .. "Hatha ay df3a??" .. "Min wilda!?" .. "Chene shefta thak el youm bel masafe6 rakeb r8".. Ooooo malyoun so2al 3ana .. Oo 6ay7atla khaz feeh ..

Doesn't she know she's married? Khallaw the flirting wil khazzz .. O kel hatha.. Ashkara chethe?

Madri I found it funny ;p

Anyway.. I'm not blogging much hal ayam 3ndii finals.. Wish me luck ;*

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28 comments:

zuz said...

golay 7g rayelha:P fatany!, o good luck with ur finals:S

Anonymous said...

a7es ena el-salfa feha jez2 thani :p beltawfeeg enshala :)

Missy said...

next time tes2al 3anna fashleeeha! Qooli leha raylich shesma :p

Anonymous said...

maskeen zojha

Glitter said...

Good Luck sweetie :-*

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O b3dain Waaaii3..
shino hal waqa7a!!!

ana m3 Missy,
marrah thania fashleeha jleelt il7aya o ask her 3n her husband..

Don Juan said...

لازم تدور واحد يكون سند لها بالجامعة خو الي بالبيت مو فاضيلها على طول ;Pp

Good Luck :)

Anonymous said...

Hmmm think of it this way.. maybe tabeeh 7eg wa7da it3arfhaa mo shar6 ina ihya mu3jaba feeh aw shes acting this way for sm1 3ashan matadroon mino il bint.. So matadreen shno niyat'ha ;p

O Mwafigaa inshalah ib ur finals ;D

Anon. NwaiiiRaH :P

k town said...

waii3 i hate fake ppl!


anways good luck ;*

Nemo said...

ambaih w3 :S

3anooda said...

LOOOOL t3arfeen laman ga3da agra ur post oo wa9alt so2al "chani chifteh ib R8" 3ala 6ool gilt "hhhaaaaa al7een 3arafna"

LOOOOL


good luck wiya il finals oo 5alich b3eed 3an hay il ashkal - funnily enough tara dayman ilkil yadri 3an 6abi3hum lakin inty ma tadry ineh ilkil yadri - u know what i mean.

Anonymous said...

elthaher tabe takh6ebah 7ag ekhetha!

Sh7afana said...

zuzu
ya3ni? ;p

Kuwait-Moda
awal mayseer shay ill update u ;p

Missy
LOOOOl.. okay

Anony
ee!! ya3ni shes aall over the guy .. law u seee shloin et7acheeeh..

Glitter
thank uuuu ;***
6ab3an mala da3e agool ena 9out-ha e9eeer an3am .. i feeel like slapping her when she talks like that

Don Juan
LOOOOL... ya salam!

Anon
mashkooooora ..;*
bes still MO CHETHE !!!! .. may3aaa 7aiiil jedama

Music
thanksssss :( i neeed it

Nemo
wayed!

3anooda
yes i do :) hehe..
le'ani HABLA

SHaikha
LOL yjooooooz..

Anonymous said...

that woman should be shot without hesitation!

Anonymous said...

Way3a!! Shfehum istakhafaw ilbanat!! Wala rayelha maskeen ;s!

Good luck sweetie alla i3enech ;*

G said...

Good Luck in your exams I am sure you will do great ^^

well I am having my exams in 2 weeks :P

and for the girl shakelha fee 3indaha mashakel 3aqliya i guess. She might be stupid :D

and Good Luck again ^^

Chip'n'Dale said...

Ee wallah maskeen zojha

Anonymous said...

hahahaahahha @Missy lol 7ilwa 7ilwa

bas ee laish macha3amteeha?

oisehydfolahdkl said...

weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii3 *zawi3s* ma7eb hal nou3 yel3ab eblees-ha inshalla. LOL missy haha

ARTFUL said...

postat sh7afana:

wa7d l7agni

wa7da t'3ar menni

wa7da t7esh fini

wa7da fshlatni

wa7da o wa7d wa7da o wa7d ;p

'3ashmara ;p

Anonymous said...

el7emde allah wo el sheker..

Sh7afana said...

high
she should!!

Even Sweeter
thank u ;*

G
definitley
thank u ;*

Chip
ee wa3alaya

Ruby
shagooolaha tkfain!?

Stitch
et7errr

ARTFUL
ba7gerek yal bangali :)

3bady
ee wallah

Anonymous said...

Hey sh7fana.

3abas ma3ach your one and only stalker sorry mshghoool hl ayam 3nich ga3ed akhli9 shighle gbl la arji3 amreeka. dont miss me so much o take care. :)

Yours truely,

3abas

Um-Manaf said...

ge6eeha bel wayh.."ubay entay mu metzawja?" ... khaleeha testi7i 3ala wayeha shwaya ;p

Gee™ said...

yemken tabeeh 7ag e5et.ha :p

wish u all the best 7ajeya

Smart-y said...

lol nawya shar hathii :P
tawii te5la3 rayelha eb ma9er
oo tetzawaj hatha lama terja3!

anyway, tawech 6arataii 3la balii qlt adish ashoof wainech wla 3ndch finals!!

gooood luck ana oo entaii (nafs al 7ala wyach!) oo enshallah etsawiin zain, 6amnena 3laich 7achya!

Tiger said...

good luck to you belexams. sh7fana shaklech ma t3rfeen tzfeen kelesh, toughen up ya bnaya :)

나다 said...

omg she is a total phoney ( im tryin to be polite :P )
i feel bad for her husband i mean shno shaf feeiha etha hathe
ta9arofatha ?!!

Sh7afana said...

3abas
ENTA WAINEK! .. ana gelt al7een u dumped me :( ..
okay ;p allah ewafgek enshalah troo7 wetred bel salama..

Um Manaf
hehehe.. and she doesnt even wear her dibla!

Gee
bel 3afya 3alaiha o ekhet-ha ;p

Smarties
madre 3anha :S..
how did they go!?!?
enshala sawait zain!?

Tiger
afashel!
i need to ;s

Bebe
no idea :S i heard ena rayelha is also her cousin