Wednesday, December 24, 2008

NEWS FLASH!

Have you ever met this ONE guy thats SO VAIN its not even funny? wa7ed maghroooor laih darajjjaaa ma te9aweroonha.. ena he walks in a place like he OWNS it... ?

WELLL I HAVE! .. wa7ed weyay bel jam3a.. WAYYYYYYYY 7ERRR!!!!!! .. bes ashoofaa thaq6i e9eer mallyoun!!!! i literally have to cont till 10 backwards and take deep breaths so i can relax ..

latshoofooona shloooon yetmakh6arrrrrr bel marar.. mashyetta et7errrrrrrrrr..yamshi shway. shway. shway. sh.wa.y. .. yakheth ra7taaa eb kel kha6wa.. atwaqa3 law el jam3a caught on fire.. chan e7tarag weyaha.. WAYYY WAYYYY BOROOOOODEK MO 9IJJJJ!!!

o latshoofon shlon yasfe6.. chenha mesafe6 uboooh!!! walaaaa shlon khashma shway wejees a cloud!.. wala lama e7achi a7ad.. e7acheeehum eb nfs.. ooo shloon e6ale3 enas men 6araf 3aiiina oo 3afessss wayha chena mo 3ajba!.. mallllll KAFFFFFFFFFFFFF asane3 wayha! 7alaaaya his ray bans ele chenaaa thebana feeehum!!.. wayhaa hal kobor -->. o his ray bans HAL KOBOR!!! ..

wedii .. wallah el 3atheeem 7AIIIIIL WEDIII.. i go up to him wagooola OQSEM BELAH ENEKKK MATSHAWEG!!! .. wallah el 3atheeem tarak n3al.. N3AAAAAAL.. layge9oooon 3alaik.. tara wallah ejamloonek!

WALAA LAMA EKHEZ!!!! abaiiiiiih!.. khazetta etkhare3! chena hes ready to POUNCE!.. wa3 wa3 wa3!! shal khelqa!!!.. maykhezooon chethe.. ma buga bnayyyyaaaaa bel jam3a ma khaz-ha.. i dont care what car you drive! i dont care about ur bank statement! i dont care if your bill gates himself! I DONT CARE! bettemm qatheeeeeth oo maleeeeq ooo sakheeeeeeeeef oo MA TENBELE3! so stop flaunting it.

wallah wallah wallah.. 7AIL WEDI ASHOOTA!.. ma7ebbba yarabi ma7ebbba..
laish lazem yerfa3 thaq6i wekoon weyay bel class laish? laish kel ma a6la3 algah mertaz jedami LAISH!!!..
hefff.

shoofoooli 7al weyah. anyone knows a hitman i can hire?

p.s. i hope he stumbles across my blog and reads this! i really do!.

20 comments:

Anony said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

6arshee 3ali a7ad men bara el koleya :P

enzain entay lat3abreena latshofeen soba o etha mar jedamech chena he dont exist, make him feel that he's absolutly NOTHING

PaLoMiNo said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOL maaaaaaal 6aag!!!

Anonymous said...

If you're talking about the same person I have in mind then you're 100% right!
I friggin' loathe him!
One day, I'm going to walk up to him and give him a piece of my mind!

Um Mit3ib said...

tabene ashota?
kha6re ib shoota

SunshineKuwait said...

LoooL i know a guy chethi bs men '3air el khaz ,, wel meshkelah chenah m7ad sag ferrari '3airah ,, thak elyoum ga7a9 eb wayhi oo gal 7ag rfeejah (who knows me from an organization) ygooli sorry :S shakoo men el awal tsawi hal 7rkat 3ayal ...
bs 6ab3an zuzu ma tasket geltlah ygoolah tara ent eb mawaqef el jam3a mo 3balek eb rally :P
a7s garagt wayd :P nice blog

ARTFUL said...

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

shofay 3ad tbina wlla tra mako
'3aira ;p

wljod mn almajood ;D

o tara mako '3airah!!! a7da galech al56a6ib wagfin sera??!! ;D

o 5alech 3la maynonch la eyiiich ayan mennah ;D

wntay bs tbin e6giiin!!! o kella
m7tarra .. thekray allah o malch sh'3el fiih =)

Love Moments said...

LOLZ ambeh ana a3aref wa7da chethe tdren eshswet !! lma ashofha asawe nfs 7rkatha bs 7ag-ha a7san 3lshaan tmooooooooot :p u can try it !!

Sh7afana said...

Anon
ya3ni? ;p
I ALREADY DO THAT!

Pal
if you only saw him.. chan ma geltay 6ag.. chan geltay THAB7!

ANON
please do.. ta3alay 3nde adaleeech 3alaih ;p

Um Mit3ib
ee allah yerthah 3alaich

Zuzu
thanks..
LOOOL. eee ,en hal noo3!! bes hatha law etmooteeen maygool sorry

ARTFUL
la wallah? shnagessssssssni.. chene el bakhat :P .. shala 7adni akheth hatha..
o ba3dain shtabi kela emnashebni 3ala salfat zawaj! bes heff! :P

violet
et-hagain? ;p

3anooda said...

OOOOOOOOHHHHHH somebody had a crush on someone!!! mub chanich ayam il rawtha?? ilbnaya ili tirmy ramil 3ala il walad ya3ni "i like u"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

just admit it - u liiiiiike him - u wanna daaaayyyyyte him - u wanna kiiiiiiiiiiiisss him.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

나다 said...

lol what is his car? i dont think that a person like that is rich :P
rich ppl especially over here are modest n down to earth so i think this guy is a faker :D

Anonymous said...

a3archeba?;p

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Anonymous said...

ubai ubai omg omg omg, im a new reader, and have officially become a Sh7afana Devotee, and for 1 reason... Tet7al6imaaaaain waaaaaaaaayid wayid wayid, oo matsadgeen how much ME i see in u :S it's scary, my friend gave me the link and simply told me to read, i was literally DUMBSTRUCK, tana7t i was like @@ HATHY MU MIN SIJHA, DID I START BLOGGING IN MY SLEEP?? the way you deliver ti7il6imich is soooo me :S.. i friggin LUV it!! Such awesome constructive rage oo te7il6im aboutthe stuff that MATTERS tara mu elkil yefhima, i like to see it as an art really, we should so be friends :P oo about this entry, eee i've come across a few guys of this sort wyay in uni :/ its like wdech tethbe7eenhom ge6ee3a :S wala this one guy with his raccoon eyes, ya3ne ok he's kinda good-lookin bas mabi shako dag elthegil :P ! tais..

sincerely,
Um Fahad :P

Sh7afana said...

3anooda
wa333333333! lay7oooshech! gallaw reyayeel leq8 a7ebli a narcissist? ;p

BeBe
hehe.. sweetie.. have u met the q8i population?

Um-Mit3ib
LOOOOL sij?
ana i have a theory.. lazemmmmm eb kel mokan feeeh taisssss atyass men kel letyoooosss..
oo thank u! im glad u like my blog

Anonymous said...

HeeeY @@ u called me um mit3ib, ana um fahad :( !! ma 3alaih ghal6a ma6ba3eya ;$ atleast u took da time to reply. thx ;p *appreciation*

3anooda said...

2093EBB0

Khayala said...

LOOOOLLLL
ako wa7ed eb jam3atna chii :P
gi6e3a :p

yamshi chena ako an egg in his pants mayabi yaksirha.


ekh.

Sh7afana said...

um-fahad
A3TETHER! wala kan qasdi um fahad ;p 7ayach allah!


3anooda
done ;p

Khayala
kent emzahba rad 7ag ur comment o katbetta.. chan astaw3eb ena 3aib o mayseer i post it :P ..

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you crack me up BIG TIME!!!!

Sh7afana said...

Boop
im glad :)