Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Ayal.. !!

ya jema3at el khair.. thak el youm kent ray7a el ba7ar broo7i.. 7abait ashooof el sunset.. and maybe.. JUST MAYBE.. with the fresh air and the view.. gelt choud galbi ye7en shwaya wa9eer romanceya.. bes ma 6ala3 weyay shay.. lel assaf.. EL MOHEM.. wana ga3da in the freezing cold.. with my sweater and my scarf wrapped around me.. and my eyes watering men el hawa el BARED! a6el 3al ba7ar washoooof THIS!

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WALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN! NOT ANOTHER SUICIDAL INDIAN HOUSE MAID! ..hathi shetsawe? its FREEEZING!! oo 6abaaa ba7ar.. HATHI MEN SEJ-HA?! ana ga3da eb mukani labsa hoodie thegeel and a scarf and im freezing ! oo hathe bet6eb? mako another explanation ela enha suicidal..

al7eeen hathiii tente7er wana abtelesh.. a6el yemeeen yesar.. MAKO A7AD! .. chan atwahag!! .. al7eeen ana lazem i stop her.. etha khalait-ha o meshait bet9eer 3ala themetiii.. so i decided to run to her and knock some sense into her! .. so i jumped in the sand.. oo galbi 3awarni 3ala my new beautiful Pedro Garcia suede boots.. if anything was to happen to them.. id kill her before she got a chance to kill herself .. (yes i love my shoes)..

ELMOHEM.. as i run to her waving and screaming.. she merely ignores me..

"HEYYY!!! MARRRRRY! CHANDRAAAAA!!!!! LACHMI!!!!!!! STOP!".. and FINALLYYYY she turns to look at me.. and i start yelling at her..

Me: WHAT YOU DOING!!! COLD!!!!!! (6ab3an lazem el grammmer o el elsan yetghayar awal ma7achi hindi aw hindiya .. la sho3ooreyan)
Her: (et-hezli ras-ha o tebtesem)
Me: cold .. COLD?????? U NOT COLD? (w i offer to give her my scarf)
Her: (et-hezli ras-ha) Yes god!
Me: what god?! COLD?!?!?!
Her: God! yes god!

and it turns out.. shes praying madre shsalfat-ha.. PRAYING! this is how she prays.. etge6 roo7ha in the FREEEZING cold.. and makes herself an excellent candidate for pneoumonia (Smella 3alaiha) .. awwww hypothermia! not to mention almost giving me a heart attack! .. what kind of religion would allow such thing? 3assabt!! 3ama b3ain ebleeeesech ZAIN! .. ya mal el .....!!!

chan etrooo7 etzaheb laymoona.. o some thing that shoots fire.. and tries to burn it along with some chanting.. kheft she does some voodoo shit on me chan aan7ash..

ive been trying to research what type of religion hal maynoona.. bes ma 7a99alt shay.. so if any of u know.. let me know plz! thank u !



27 comments:

Seattle dude said...

i honestly thought that was a penguin in the pic. lol

Anonymous said...

loooool !!! laa mu minsijha!!
hahah! i3jibaatniii ilmarrrry chandra lachmiii :P

I thought it was a penguin too...
Bas chinna ilhnoud ya3bidoun ilCows, mu ilba7ar...
akhaf mu sa7ya...

SunshineKuwait said...

LooooL shfeeeeha el habla

Anony said...

yummmaaaaaa!!
ambeeh ana 7asbali bs bel aflaam chethy @@

Cooookies said...

hmm what gave u the idea to take a photo of her befire actually talking to her ?!

Gee™ said...

LOOOOOOL
bent el habla :p

ana 5ubri el hendoos 3endehm nahar bel hend esma Ganges River

e9aloon feh o madri shesawoon .. 6oqoos :p

bs ethaher hathe ma la legat nahar gamat 7a6at 7arat.ha bel ba7ar :p

maazna said...

ana agol 7asafat bootech bs ;p

Anonymous said...

lool I just finished my final exam this semester on world religions. If I would to take a smart guess I would say she's a Buddha. Its all about meditation and how one can relief pain by just concentration and thinking, and I mean thinking hard! Thats how they do things, they are good at this stuff..

wallah a3lam :P

Don Juan said...

I guess her situation is called
NIRVANA ,, something very spiritual for the Buddhist

as I said ,, I GUESS ;D

Malibu beach said...

i think shes cleansing in the sea.. isnt that what hindus do or something

shoosha said...

wain il awadem illy she works for?!!

나다 said...

when i first saw the picture i thought it was a little kid :D
anywho i think maybe she is budist or hendo they do some stuff with the burning sticks n all :P
lol suedes in the sands if i were you i'd take them off :P
i wouldnt risk getting them dirty

ARTFUL said...

loooooool 3idch mbarak

marra bshalaih 6abaina o mo bs baard ella hawa o moy o 3afsa

bs el7emdlla wshker 6baina 2 min o 6la3na ;D

Anonymous said...

I thought she was a baby hadeenha ahalha bil ba7ar..

Bas ee maskeena you can't blame her for doing that. That's what her religion requires her to do, so she's simply following!

Anonymous said...

ashwa 3ayal mo bas ana ily 3abali that was a penguin.. qilt wanasa w9alaw lina :D

k town said...

loool wen i first saw the pic i thought it was a dog:p

atoona said...

wee, 3abalee Penguin!
wa3alayya, ga3d eta3abbad rabha o khalateeha teg6a3 9alat'ha 3ala ur "chandra..lachmee!!"
hehe, bs i salute 3ala ur HEROism ;)
3ashat!

nameless said...

LOL! .. tlagenha ga3da tsawy s7or ib ni9 ilba7ar 3shan titzwaj m3azb'ha o dazat 3laich aqwa daza enha ga3t9aly :P

Balqees said...

LOOOOL

o entay shaku bala :P
albnyah tbi ttsab7 blbard o tt3abd rabha
hatha badl ma tgolen mashallah 3aleha te9li bl-bard o alba7r
tzfenha
haw
:P
<< i rock the kuwaity accent LOL

Sh7afana said...

Seattle
nope! a real live person

Peridot
ana b3d khubre feeehum ya3bedoon cows oo sun o kelshayyy... bes ma hagait ena e6ebooooon bel ba7ar eb 3ez el bard!

ZuZu
gelteeha .. habla ;p

Anon
laaaaa.. sij!!

Cookies
i wanted to zooom in her face washoofa :P .. bes the cam on my bb sucks

Ghadoor
so2al ;p how do u know that?

mazna
eeee.. wa3alaya 3alaih

Bader
hmmm.. im not even gonna ask why ur taking a class on world religions.. tara ele yertad 3an el islam yenthebe7 ;p .. so dont get any ideas!

Don Juan
ukhoooy don.. wele e3afeek latefalsaf .. i want HARD FACTS :P

Malibu
if i knew i wouldnt be asking ;p

shoosha
shdarani ;p cold o mafhemat-ha.. batraba3 3al sand was2al 3an her life story? ;p

BeBe
and get my feet dirty? no way

Artful
ayamek sa3eeeda.. wain el 600 fils?! haw mo gelt bet7awelhum 3ala 7sabi ?

Ruby Woo
its stupid!

Zamahreer
hehehe.. madre shloon sheftooha penguin.. but oookay

Music
so we have a 1. yahel 2. penguin and now a dog ;p

atoona
i didnt mean to :( i was trying to save her life! fine next time ill just let her die.. happy?!

nameless
YUMMA!! AKHAF SAWAT SE7ER 3ALAY ?!

Balqees
MAYNOONA! sh3ndahaaaaaaa malegat tesba7 ela eb 3ez el bard? nameless made me ashek bel mawthoo3 ;p
yeah u do! hehe .., now 3almeeni urs!

atoona said...

laaaa, u were a good Hero!

Oranjina fadidra said...

HAHAHA ma asadiiiq!! at first 3abalii egyptian kid :|

praying? ib ni9 il-ba7ar? shnu little hndiya mermaid?!

Sh7afana said...

atoona
sij? :(

Oranjina
madre.. yemken teqame9at shakh9eyat Ariel.. ma yendara ;p

Anonymous said...

lool la il7amdillah a9aly 5 times bil youm ;) its a humanity/ elective class that i wanted to take.. it was kind of interesting though and the outcome is that now I learned a good portion of each religion :P

Gee™ said...

from a documentary movies esma Karama :p

feh 7ta 3an el kuwait .. watch it :p

Sh7afana said...

Bader
start a blog and enlighten us then ;p im seriously interested

Gee
ok ;p

Fajorie™ said...

LOOOL
obey narfztni ;p
le wahla ana 3bali elie bel 9oora no3 mn anwa3 el 6yoor el qabee7a

ghadoor bassich mush fahmana ;p