Sunday, November 16, 2008

Et7errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I went private for a couple of reasons, to keep someone out of my life. I dont want her in my life in any way. Not even through my blog. It's not about the haters as some of you may think. I could care less about them. And its not about people trying to figure out who i am, because i could care less about that too. 6ab3an ma AFATHEL ena enas et3rf ana meno.. bes if by some chance someone does, i wont make a fuss about it. So thats pretty much it;p.. al7eeen bagoolukum salfa!

okay.. i have this group ta3araft 3alaihum bel takhasos.. most of them are really sweet girls.. o we're all going at the same pace.. o yesadef ena nakheth nafs el classes.. so nadres weya ba3ath wayed.. o fe wa7da feehum etnarfezni.. etyeeebli 7AREJJJJJJ.. anqath menha.. yarabi el bent et7errrrrr.. ANANEYA eb shakel !.. et7en.. togaf foug rasi all the time bes et7en.. sa3at im an inch away from screaming BESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! ENTAY BES ET7ENEN?!! 3AMMA!! bes im too polite to actually say anything.. fa a7gerha..

bes 3ogob fatra.. ekteshaft ena 7aqarat el denya feeha.. So what that i said ene ma7eb banat islamiya? sheno ya3ni? gamat el qeyama?? ba3ad sij!! kel ma yeg3edoon yamna e7eshoon feena bel irani!.. ya3ni 7ash chethe ashkara masheft!!.. oo ham hal bent men hanoo3.. matsa3ed ela el 3ayam.. o ya wailha ele etrafej-ha mo 3eeemeya.. etseer theeba weyaha.. 6ab3an gabel la taklooni begshoori.. im not trying to offend any 3ayam in any way.. bel 3aks.. fe men a3az rab3e that are 3ayam.. oo adre ena not all of them are like that.. just a stupid few.. EL MOHEM.. etseer 7ail 7aqeera.. wetbayen enha 7laiiiiwaaa.. laken warraa ebtesamat-ha duwahi!.. khansameeha Booma.. le'ana sij shakelha chenha Booma.

example # 1
Sh7afana: Booma 3adi asawer ur notes bacher?
Booma: Sh7afana feeeehum kel mo7atharati o 3ndi quiz badresla bel break! ana akhaleelech coBBBBy bel tasweer
Sh7afana: khoash no problem.. mashkoora..
6ab3an amor bel break algaha ga3da etsoolef weya refeejat-ha o SEEEEEFOOOOON tes7ab 3alay TSHHHHHHHHHHH..

oo shetsawe sh7afana? et6aweff.. etgool 7aram mabi athlemhaa..

example #2
Booma etroo7 3nd el doctor gabel emt7ana eb youm.. chan yeqarer ena negdar ensawe a cheat sheet.. wendakhelha ma3ana el exam.. o galaha balghay kel el banat..
the next day bel emt7an.. 5 MINUTES GABEL LEXAM! ashoof wayed men el bnat maskeen sheets.. chan as2al el dr.. chan egool ana balaght Booma etgool 7ag el banat.. 6ab3an mala da3ee agool enha bes gayla 7ag rabe3ha Zainab o Al Zahra2 oo 7awra2.. we7na 6AAAAF!.. oo la7thaw enha kanat daga 3alai gabelha eb youm tes2alni 3an a problem o ga3adt an hour ashra7laha on the phone .. ako a7qar men chethe? :) ..

oo ham Sh7afana et6awef.. etgoool yalla ma 3alaih.. entay a7san menha..

example #3
Me Booma and ilHinfi were walking to the elevator.. wana kent dasha eb neqashat msgs weya a friend.. fa kent lahya with my phone.. o mastaw3abt ena kan fe 3 guys warana walking towards the elevator too.. so as soon as the elevator opens.. i walk in.. wala wa7ed e6eg Ground floor.. Just as the elevator was closing .. astaw3eb ena im the ONLY girl in the elevator! oo Booma wagfa barra el elevator smiling an waving.. it turns out that as i walked in .. Booma ETTELLL el Hinfi as i walk in and tells the guys tefathelaw.. just to embarass me..

meni bedait atnarfaz..

taboon et3rfoon meta ele sij sij SIJJJJJ 3assabt?! khal agoolukum..

we had a midterm at 9:30 am.. o gabelha eb youm kan 3nde 3ers and another midterm.. o mamdani adres ela the weekend before.. So i went to jam3a at 7:30 to study .. oo yaw that same group yadresoon weyay.. wehya yat.. metdoodha mo 3arfa et7el mas2ala.. la7thaw ena ana kent ga3da ADRESS.. wehya ETRAJE3... ako farg shase3!.. ehya darsa o khalsa.. wana tawne ma bedait.. g3adt for 30 mins ashra7laha el problem o shlon 6areeqat-ha.. o 3asa ma sa2alt-ha 3an shay galatli "hatha mo fahmetta.. 6awfeeeh el dr gal mo mohem".. bes kent a7gerha wadresa ANYWAY le'ana kel mas2ala galat 3anha mo mohema yat bel emt7an BETHAB6.. eb the same numbers b3ad.. so while we were all studying.. ako this problem all of us ma gedarna en7elha.. ALL 6 GIRLS! .. oo el emt7an 3ugub niss sa3a.. oo 3 guys in our class maraw jedamna.. usually Booma tes2alhum.. or the other girls.. ana wala mara i approached them..

Booma: Sh7afana 3afya se2leehum.. ana lail7een ga3da anqel el homework
Sh7afana: okay bes maroo7 broo7i.. wa7da feekum etyee weyay..
(El Hinfi tangez wetgoool ANA AYEE WEYACH!)
As il hinfi was getting up .. Booma etelha wetgoolaha GE3DAY!!! wet6ale3ni wetgooli:
Booma: Sh7afana entay roo7ay.. yall bser3a gabel la yamshoon! roo7ay broo7ech .. YALLA!!
(wana atane7.. what am i her maid?!)
Sh7afana: laish talaitay El Hinfi o tabeeni aroo7 broo7i? shako?
Booma: La ana gelt El hinfi 7ayaweya .. wehya jaree2a.. wentay "english school" fa 3adi etkalmeeen shabab.. bes e7na mo "english school" fa mo 3adi enkalem shabab..

YAAAAAAAAAAA SALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM 3ALAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH 3ALA HAL NATHAREYA EL TO77777777FAAAAAAAAA!!!
ANA TANA7T!!! .. sheno ya3ni !!!!! AWAL SHAY .. LA MO 3ADIII EN7ACHI SHABAB MAN3AREFHUM!! BEGHATH EL NATHAR "ENGLISH SCHOOL" WALA MO "ENGLISH SCHOOL"!! ..

ya3niii sabatnii.. sheno ya3nii ?! shqasdech!! .. CHAN A3ASSEB!!

gemt men mukani.. shelt aghrathi .. and i walked away.. on my way .. i came across a guy in class.. chan as2ala law 7al mas2alat el cavitation.. gali ee.. 3a6ani eyaha and told me to keep it he has a copy.. so re7t 6awla broo7i. o g3adt a7elha.. chan etyeeni Booma togaf foug rasi

Booma: Sh7afana yalla wain el mas2ala!
(a7gerha wakamel akteb o ma arfa3 rasi)
Booma: sh7afana yalla abeeeha ma bogga shayyyyyy 3al emt7an badresss-ha!!!
(my blood was boiling and i was THIS close to dumping my Toffee Nut Latte on her UGLY FACE! ya3ni gowat 3ainha! the nerve of that girl!)
Booma: ra7 ta36eeni eyaha wala shlon?
Sh7afana: BOOMA LAW SEMA7TAY WAKHRAY 3ANIIIII O LATKALMEEENI!!!!

HEFFFF BES! WESALT 7ADI MENHA!! 3AMA B3AIN EBLEEEEES-HA!!! 7aratni!!!!!
qaleeelat adab!

tkfoon.. mat7er?!

34 comments:

Rewind said...

ELLA T7ER O T7ER O T7ER! YA GOWY 3AINHA BA3AD MA TRDDEEN 3ALAIHA B3D KALAMHA O U MAKE IT OBVIOUS ENNK TETHAYGTY O TGOOLEK BT36ENEYAHA WLLA SHLOON!!!!

Bsara7a etha jalsa bs tsawwy hal7arakat weyyach mn bain albanat fa zain tsawween feeha shkelha mn altype elly y7soon banat alenglish schools "ghair" khal twally narfazatny!

Aurous said...

@@
ana 9ej tenarfazt!!!!!!!
offffffff 7adha ba6at chabdy!

leeeeeesh m36eeetha waih?!!!!!!!!!

nadeeny ana a3arf acha3emha!!!

9ej 8alelat adab w ma teste7y! w salfat el "english school" 7adha over! elmfro`9 ethaz2enha 3leha!

on behalf of banat el.eslamiya... tra mo kelena chethy!!

P.S. tra I love owls... leish ma sameteha zhaiwy aw se7leya aw 3agroba :p

Anony said...

OMG!!!! mo sij !!! laa laaa men sijha !! laha 3ain etyeen ta6leb el mas'ala !!! ambeeh ayshay !!

i dont believe entay men em6awfa ba3ad lo ana mokanech chan men thane mawqef khalas !!!

ambeeh la mo sij! ana lil7een baga 3yooni mo emsadga!.. ayshay! .. waay taqher !!!

chan gelteelha la mane ma36eetech .. aw e3nadan feha shagegay el awrag :p

laa jad et7er !!

jooj said...

omg!!! shmshklat omn yabat-ha hal 3illa! la jad it7rrrr law mnch 36ait-ha file malyan masa2l w kel wa7d may5e9a fel thani w klhm '3la6 fe '3al6 :P shhhhal naaaaaas.. you shouldve spilt your latte on her notes then jumped up and said "BOOOMAAAA OBAAAIH 7ABEEBTY ASFAAAAA DGAYG AJEBLCH KLEENEX" :P w 6anshi w ro7y 3anha.. obaih shhal 7aqara ili nazla 3aly

Gee™ said...

ay shay .. eshfee omha hathi !!!
5atwali zain .. bs aham shay refejat.ha zahra2 o 7awra2 :p
u cracked me up ;p

shoosha said...

wallaa loo ana chaan thaak il kaff elle sana3 wayeha!!

MA ASTA7MEL NAAS CHITHY!

Um Mit3ib said...

tem7ar

CuteShiya said...

first of all thanks for the invite:)
as to ur post 7adha t7er omg fi nas chethi !!!!

3anooda said...

waaaayyyy333aaa - mukanuch chan kafa5t-ha ib ktab min zamaaaaaan

tarach wayid ma36iyat-ha wayh intay.

hathayaleh il ashkala tara ma yin3a6oon wayh. ta36eehum usba3 ya5thoon shubur. ma yista7oon.

oo ba3dain bitgool intay ma sa3adteeha oo hiya sawatlich oo blah blah

ba3day 3anha a7sanlich

Anonymous said...

wai3! shako emrafjat'ha? 5ali9aw banat alkoliya? waaay! mal 6ag!
example 3 7araka 7aqeera!! 3a9abt;p

Anonymous said...

ba3ad entay kentay emlagya hal "booma" wayh.

Anonymous said...

Wai3 wai3 wai3, laish itrafjeeen nas chthii? QATHEEETHAAAAA 7ADHA

ARTFUL said...
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ARTFUL said...

raja'an la t'3al6in 3la albooma!! ;p

eee t7err o ne9 ;D

bs hathi elli 5altch tsawin private?

elmhm n9i7a la t3aorin rasech m3 halashkal =)

e3tabrihom mo maojodin ;D

lanna hannas mo kafo 7ta n3a9eb
3laihom o n3aor rasna!!

almhm zain ma shfnach mn zman 3nch shlon emt7anatch =)

Anonymous said...

B**CH!!!!!!!!!

ARTFUL said...

delly
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3aiiiib!!

Cooookies said...

IT7EER !!

3AMMA 7ARATNEE :@ !!!!

TELL HER ASHKARA .. GOLELAHA GA3D TSAWEEN 7ARAKAT IT`THAYIGNEE .. OO BAS IGNORE HER !!! KHATWALEE !

Don Juan said...

weeee3 she's really ewwww

w 3adi 7ta ana 3emi w ma a7eb bnat el eslamiya ;Pp

chatterbox said...

wai3 wai3 wai3
wede a6egha booooox ehe o 7awra2 o zahra2

Dee said...

7raitene mu 3shan shay bs la'ana im like u! we're good at venting nothing more;p law entay rada 3laiha mn gabel o ma'adbt'ha chan ymken e7sbtlich e7sab bs youm allah gadrich o gltay eli b kha6rich gltelha wakhray 3ane?:P after it was OBVIOUS ena ashkara ehe ghl6ana b 7agich ;p
yalla life goes on! tkbren o tnsain ;*

Sh7afana said...

rewind
OFFFFFFF!! ya3ni fog shainha gowat 3ainha!
eee 7adha..

aurous
la 3afya la tenrafezainn :P .. ana abe a7ad ehadeeeni 3ashan laa afla3ha.. betsheesheen batshayash ezyada :P
bes ehya sij shakelha booma .. law etshoofeenha et3rfeen laish..
o wene3em feekum.. allah ekather amthalech ;p .. 3ayal shal banat ele 7a6eenhum allah ehadakum?

anonymous
TEKHAYELAY!!
shsawe b3d.. hablaa :P ma3rf atsaraf

jooj
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! ham fekra !!!!

ghadoor
hehe :$ b3ad sij.. hathi asameehum..

shoosha
WALA ANA!!! ana bes etyee sooubiii thaq6eeee yosal malyoun!

um mit3ib
7ail

cuteshiya
ur welcome :)
fe nass arda men chethe

3anooda
ma36at-ha wayh le'ani 7mara.. i know enha 7aqeera oo i know ma3danha sheno.. bes awal ma tebtesemli ebtasamat-ha el 7AQEEEERA.. ele mafeeeha bara2a.. a7ess 3aib mayseer.. ebtasmat
.. oo kel mawadna together.. i try to avoid her as much as i can 3ashan la7er 3umree

blah
momrafjat-ha! bes mawadna o oiur study groups kelhum the samE!

slai7e6
shsawe b3d.

houliee
MA ARAFEJJJJJJJ NAS CHETHE! besss maqsoooba feeeeha

artful
shfeeeek chenek 7abait-ha? ;p
laaa .. takel hawaaa etkhaleeni asawe private.. atwaqa3 7ata mat3rf testakhdem computer.. eloog chethe
wallah el 7amdelah.. they're okay.. ya3ni.. agayesh ;p

delly
e7taraitay? hehe

artful
haw sh3alaik menha etgool ele etgooola ;p

coookies
magdar.. a7ess bess etba6el 7aljha a7tar oo wediii ad3as a ballllll inside so she can shut up

don juan
wene3em feeeek..
ee e7eroon.. enzain so2al.. laish kelshay akhthar? shel mabda2? ana a3rfa ena nadi el 3arabi akhthar.. oo el qadseya asfar.. shyab el khathaar 7ag leslameya? hal fee conection? so2al em7ayerni sara7a

chatterbox
ee 3afya barday galbi ;p

dee
ee e7na ele en7er o ehya hehe;p
tadreen laish? le'ana we werent raised the way she was.. a7es law the roles were reversed.. chan kalatni begshooreee..
shfeech al7eeeen 3ogob ma degart-ha.. sayra etdeg 3alai o etdez msgs nonstop.. wai3 ..
enshalah ;* hehe

ARTFUL said...

lazm n7af'6 3la althoq al3am ;p

b3dain kaifi ma amoon!! ;p

uTurn said...

laa moo 9ij!!
3afya 3alaich met7amlat'ha wala!!
laish? shino hathey il6eeba eley feech?
hal ashkal mo mal ta36eenha waih KILISH!! mal kil shai bil waih! tet'adab o te7terem nafs'ha o t3aref mino ga3da tkalim!
alah y3eenha 3ala nafs'ha! madri shloon 9arat eb nafs ilgroup eley entai feeh! hatha eley ga3ed y9er jedamich o chethey alah yaster 3ala ilkalam eley men warach! et7eer wet7eer o yabelha rashdiii ysane3ha! lat6awfen mara thanya .. bil waih .. o lat3a9ben wala tshdene a39abich broo7ich mo nag9a entai!

나다 said...

omg hathee BOOMA hadha 7a8eira
i just read ur story n i was really mad! allah ye3inich
ana agool dont talk to her anymore
she's a meanie oo ma yenfa3 feeiha
el ma3roof so dump her !
u'll do much better without her
oo clearly she is jealous of u
since ur an english school student n she is not

atoona said...

yumma menha @@

MeeMzZ said...

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!! mo 9iijj!!

Abi-Omi-Abi-Oboy said...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAI3 lool 3a99abt wana agra that Post.. widy a6egha.. Selfish selfish..

GOD tadreeen sheno atnarfaz mn salfatt 'english school' madre sheno? 7ata hne bel gherba ga3da akelha!! 7ATA BEL GHERBA la7gatny hal salfa!!.. Stupid stupid!! STUPID! :@

Sh7afana said...

ARTFUL
hehe akeeed etmoon.. :P bes la7ad yez3al

B"
nas matyi ela bel 3ain el 7amra ;p .. al7een youm gemt a7gerha .. wa7acheeha eb nfs.. faj2aa gamat etseer extra sweet weyay.. wai3..


BeBe
7aqeera khatwali ;p

aTooNa
ee wallah yuma menha..

MeeMzZ
law mukani shetsaween? ;p

Abi-Omi-Abi-Oboy
eeee! 3ama b3ain ebleeeees-hum enshalah e7erooon!

maazna said...

waaaaaay etqeeth !

maazna said...
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Anonymous said...

kelmat englishh school et7err!! 7attan e7na bel jam3a.. : waayh entaw "english school" ya3ne 3abalku 7elween mat7e6oon make up.. entaww english school kella talbesoon training.. entawww englishh school cool ya3ne.. english school meaning all private schools of mankind..

Anonymous said...

tara salfat "English School 3ade t7achon sbayan" mentashra all over .. I hate inconsiderate people so much 3ade amach3 sh3orhom/7jabathom ;p

wey wey wey Alla yane galbe eybaqbeq men Boomatkom! hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

AMBAIH MA ASADDIG

SAALFAT ENGLISH SCHOOL SARATLI LAMA KINT ADRIS BARRA... WA7DA TGOOLI

"ROO7AY SE'LAY LESBAYAAN ENTAY ENGLISH SCHOOOL MIT3AWDA, E7NA NESTE7Y" ... WTF!?!?!!! enkalim esbayaaaaaan en3arefhom mo maan3arefhom

BTW taraaaa English school 7ag kil il madaaris il khaassa.. malhom shiqil madrisa engeleziya amreekiya hindiya bakistaniya.. killaa ENGLISH SCHOOOOL 3indihom


Naaaaaaas Bugar istaqferelaaah!

Lola said...

Ambeeeeeh
lol awal shaay I LOVEEE UR BLOG !
bel 9ara7a hathi salfat.haa 7aaratniii eee shno y3nee ham ana 3emeyaa oo we3 ma7ib banat el eslameya loool shno 9ar shay ?! oo ambeeeeh salfaat el english school hathiii ambeeh mn 9ejha ee kaa ana eb english school oo ma etjara2t akalem wa7ed ma a3arfaaaa ! ambeeeh ma3alaich menha youba hathi wa7daa mo 9a7yaa maynona looool waaalaa ath7ak 3ala hal ashkal :P oo la etrafjeen chithy we3 fii wayed banat 3yam oo bel 3aks zainen oo mafehum shay bas hathey omg !